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Atheist Funny Quotes By Robert M. Pirsig: I turn my head from side to side.

I turn my head from side to side. — Robert M. Pirsig

Atheist Funny Quotes By Martin Amis: It's possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists

It's possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do it? — Martin Amis

Atheist Funny Quotes By Gore Vidal: I'm a born-again atheist.

I'm a born-again atheist. — Gore Vidal

Atheist Funny Quotes By Gillian Flynn: Sat in groups together purging ourselves, theoretically, of

Sat in groups together purging ourselves, theoretically, of anger and self-hatred. We learned not to turn on ourselves. We learned to blame. — Gillian Flynn

Atheist Funny Quotes By R.A. Salvatore: Truth, though, is nothing in the face of

Truth, though, is nothing in the face of self-falsehood, and principles are of no value if the idealist cannot live up to his own standards. — R.A. Salvatore

Atheist Funny Quotes By Christopher Priest: To aspire to life forever would be to

To aspire to life forever would be to acquire living at the expense of life. — Christopher Priest

Atheist Funny Quotes By Thomas Jefferson: One travels more usefully when alone, because he

One travels more usefully when alone, because he reflects more. — Thomas Jefferson

Atheist Funny Quotes By Rick Yancey: I bet you popped out of your momma

I bet you popped out of your momma with a gun in one hand and a doughnut in the other. — Rick Yancey

Atheist Funny Quotes By Confucius: The superior man, even when he is not

The superior man, even when he is not moving, has a feeling of reverence, and while he speaks not, he has the feeling of truthfulness. — Confucius

Atheist Funny Quotes By Mani S. Sivasubramanian: Multi-tasking is NOT an option

Multi-tasking is NOT an option — Mani S. Sivasubramanian

Atheist Funny Quotes By Javier Bardem: I don't believe in God, I only believe

I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth. — Javier Bardem

Atheist Funny Quotes By Euginia Herlihy: I learned to ambush the fear and I

I learned to ambush the fear and I managed to turn vulnerability to ruthlessness. — Euginia Herlihy

Atheist Funny Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: The work of vegetation begins first in the

The work of vegetation begins first in the irritability of the bark and leaf-buds. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Atheist Funny Quotes By Ray Kurzweil: The purposeful destruction of information is the essence

The purposeful destruction of information is the essence of intelligent work. — Ray Kurzweil

Atheist Funny Quotes By Deborah Stempien: You can choose your transgressions but you can't

You can choose your transgressions but you can't choose your consequences. — Deborah Stempien

Atheist Funny Quotes By Blaise Pascal: Human beings must be known to be loved;

Human beings must be known to be loved; but Divine beings must be loved to be known. — Blaise Pascal

Atheist Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Happiness is not found in success, but it

Happiness is not found in success, but it is found in the essence and byproduct of success. — Debasish Mridha