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All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent — Tennessee Williams

Listen to the arts of kids, their hands when tied have wings. — Ymatruz

It's possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do it? — Martin Amis

I'm a born-again atheist. — Gore Vidal

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' — Ricky Gervais

Woman was formed to admire; man to be admirable. His are the glories of the sun at noonday; hers the softened splendors of the midnight moon. — Philip Sidney

The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman. — George Everett Macdonald

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

I'd like to see you move up to the goat class, where I think you belong. — Philip K. Dick

I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another. — George Gordon Byron

Life, weddings, relationships, road trips, gardening, making out, haircuts: few of the fun things in life always go as expected. — Ariel Meadow Stallings

Did it really matter how many copies of Windows we sold in Taiwan this month when millions of children were without access to books? — John Wood

I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth. — Javier Bardem

I might get some more animals or something, but I'm done with the kids. I got a boy, I got a girl, and I got an older boy. I'm straight. — Jada Pinkett Smith

The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please. — M.J. McGuire

If you feel you are down on your luck, check the level of your effort. — Robert Breault