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Atheism Funny Quotes By Tennessee Williams: All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of

All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent — Tennessee Williams

Atheism Funny Quotes By Ymatruz: Listen to the arts of kids, their hands

Listen to the arts of kids, their hands when tied have wings. — Ymatruz

Atheism Funny Quotes By Martin Amis: It's possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists

It's possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do it? — Martin Amis

Atheism Funny Quotes By Gore Vidal: I'm a born-again atheist.

I'm a born-again atheist. — Gore Vidal

Atheism Funny Quotes By Ricky Gervais: I love how people walk around with crucifixes,

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' — Ricky Gervais

Atheism Funny Quotes By Philip Sidney: Woman was formed to admire; man to be

Woman was formed to admire; man to be admirable. His are the glories of the sun at noonday; hers the softened splendors of the midnight moon. — Philip Sidney

Atheism Funny Quotes By George Everett Macdonald: The Church being what she is cannot have

The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman. — George Everett Macdonald

Atheism Funny Quotes By Oliver Markus: God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

Atheism Funny Quotes By Philip K. Dick: I'd like to see you move up to

I'd like to see you move up to the goat class, where I think you belong. — Philip K. Dick

Atheism Funny Quotes By George Gordon Byron: I do not believe in any religion, I

I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another. — George Gordon Byron

Atheism Funny Quotes By Ariel Meadow Stallings: Life, weddings, relationships, road trips, gardening, making out,

Life, weddings, relationships, road trips, gardening, making out, haircuts: few of the fun things in life always go as expected. — Ariel Meadow Stallings

Atheism Funny Quotes By John Wood: Did it really matter how many copies of

Did it really matter how many copies of Windows we sold in Taiwan this month when millions of children were without access to books? — John Wood

Atheism Funny Quotes By Javier Bardem: I don't believe in God, I only believe

I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth. — Javier Bardem

Atheism Funny Quotes By Jada Pinkett Smith: I might get some more animals or something,

I might get some more animals or something, but I'm done with the kids. I got a boy, I got a girl, and I got an older boy. I'm straight. — Jada Pinkett Smith

Atheism Funny Quotes By M.J. McGuire: The fool has said in his heart: pass

The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please. — M.J. McGuire

Atheism Funny Quotes By Robert Breault: If you feel you are down on your

If you feel you are down on your luck, check the level of your effort. — Robert Breault