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Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette's syndrome, Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel! — Christine Zolendz

That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass. — Denise Tompkins

A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club. — Stephen King

Cal would go commando on Jasper's ass. — Kristen Ashley

I don't give a chicken's sorry ass who taught you. I just want to play. — Beth Hoffman

At some point the talk got heated, and Paolo called Mother a strumpet, for which Daddy was said to have stomped a serious mudhole in Paolo's ass. — Mary Karr

I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army! — George S. Patton

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. — Jim Gaffigan

Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars. — Hal Needham

Well if that's the kind of pride you're talking about, you can bet your ass, I'm going to mess with it. — Tite Kubo

Chile, who you tellin'? I had to tell him that you were fresh out the "big house" and that's why you were actin' so crazy, with your horny ass, — D.A. Young

Still, he's being nice to me, so I decide to be nice to his ass and allow myself to notice how hot it looks in his jeans. — Leisa Rayven

Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone's actual life experience. — Lidia Yuknavitch

Slapped her then I asked her what's my name. She said N-I-C, the president of the N-Y-C. — Nicki Minaj

Heresy kicks ass. — P.S. Baber

One does not go to Vatican City with one's ass hanging out. — Dan Brown

It's a sad day when you count a man lucky for only losing a left hand and part of his ass. — Dean M. Cole

Don't let a kick in the ass stop you. It's how you cope that says what you are. — George Cukor

My buddy's just being an ass. It's his life's work." "Everyone needs a purpose. — J.R. Ward

You're such an ass, Chase. Why can't you just leave him alone?"
"Because he's with my entire world. — Molly McAdams

Architecture is not based on concrete and steel, and the elements of the soil. It's based on wonder. — Daniel Libeskind

But if there's one thing I've learned in life it's this: assume makes an ass out of 'u' and 'me — Karen Marie Moning

I'm exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I'll kick anyone's ass who says otherwise. — Simon R. Green

Now Lucy sighed on his behalf. Communication must be difficult when your ass whittled the opposite sex's vocabulary down to one word. — Tessa Bailey

Reading kicks God's balls in the ass! — Johnny Ryan

Personally, I think neutral is just another way of saving your own ass at the expense of someone else's. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Shit," Amos said. "And here I was enjoying being so absolutely thumb-up-the-ass useless." "You — James S.A. Corey

Smartass Disciple: But, you said that it's the truth??
Master of Stupidity: O Yes. That is yesterday's truth. — Toba Beta

If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair! — S.C. Stephens

Urgh, her,' Suki groaned. "Yeah, she's still with us. And she's still a pain in the culo. I'm learning Spanish,' she said brightly. "Culo means ass. — Sarah Alderson

I vote you fire him and then kick his ass so your liability is reduced to only your personal assets versus the company's. — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

On 18 you've got to drive it up a gnat's ass. — Greg Norman

Satan's hairy ass! — Robert Thier

I'm a bad ass. A bad ass who bakes when he's depressed. — Myra McEntire

...if you want to know what my ultimate goal is in all this, I can tell you in one simple sentence. I want to take the stick out of opera's ass. — Cindy Irish

No, you're just old. You've seen everything." "Not so old that I can't still kick your ass, girl," Gwyn said. — S.M. Reine

You've killed a hundred and thirty people, and you're getting squeamish at sticking your finger up a girl's ass? Some people pay to do it. — Blake Crouch

There's a boy across the river with an ass like a peach; alas I was no swimmer and lost my Clementine. — William S. Burroughs

Face down, ass up, that's the way we both got stuck — Daniel Tosh

I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie? — Rebecca Murphy

Steel toes tend to bolster a girl's confidence in her ability to kick some serious ass. — Jennifer Estep

Now let's go kick some supernatural ass. — J.L. Bryan

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass? — Billy Connolly

You just called me a bitch!
But that's not a bad thing. See what I meant was you're an unapologetic hard ass! — Z.L. Arkadie

I detest limitations of any kind, and intend to establish my ass some place where I am a virgin on the police blotter. — William S. Burroughs

Are you a feminist?" "You bet your ass," Lula said. "Unless I need something done that's man's work. — Janet Evanovich

No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it. — Courtney Love

I write every day whether somebody pays me or not. I write every day whether or not self-doubt is kicking my ass. It's what writers must do. — Don Roff

could hear Rico's ass laughing in the background like I was some nigga on Comedy Central telling jokes and shit — Lucinda John

I've always wanted to be an action heroine. That's a chick dream, getting to wear a leather bodysuit and be blonde and kick ass. — Olivia Thirlby

I conclude you must be a natural horses's ass. — Spider Robinson

I have the sexiest, sweetest, most amazing boyfriend on the planet who's not afraid to kick his ass if he gets out of line. — Beth Ehemann

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

It's everything for me. Without figure skating, I am nothing. — Evgeni Plushenko

Then he turned it the third time, and the boy's ass fell off. — Patrick Rothfuss

It is nearly two o'clock in the morning, and Tom Bolan is ass-over-head, military-grade, wearing-more-booze-than-he's-ingesting drunk. — Robert Jackson Bennett

This is worse than being in a lion's den, buck naked with meat tied around your ass. — Flenardo

I believe there's 31 flavors to be tasted ... I'm just living my life. I don't want to be your kind of good. — Pink

I'm not going near anything that's going in the crack of his ass! — Mina Carter

Angels are totally real. Tinkerbell has a hot ass. Wendigos exist. It's all true. Satan is blonde. True fact. — Misha Collins

I don't think that there's that much difference between a photograph of a fist up someone's ass and a photograph of carnations in a bowl. — Robert Mapplethorpe

The idea of let's all share the pain equally, or let's freeze salaries altogether - it's ass-backwards. It's absolutely ass-backwards. — Jack Welch

Let's go kick some ass.
Civilly. — Becca Ritchie

Dude's got a look on his face like somebody just shoved a sweet-tart up his ass. — John Knudsvig

She's mom's favourite brat, my pain in the ass sister, and Eric's bitch. — R.L. Mathewson

What did you think was going to ensue when you chose Hagan's big ass to train me? That guy is wicked fierce and a total badass. — J.L. McCoy

Is a frog's ass watertight? — Darynda Jones

I marvel at the fact you've lived to your age and no one's taken those rose-colored glasses and shoved them up your ass. (Aiden) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans. — Karina Halle

Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."
Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too much for that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Chyna's dumb ass messed up by trying to run Blaize over. How could she be so stupid to think that no one would see the plates? — Myiesha

Matt is suddenly enveloped by an actress. She's doting on him and wearing the skimpiest dress to flash her toned muscles and perky ass and breasts. — Katy Evans

Talk to Bob Arum, cos he's my man. Don King kiss my ass! — James Toney

You're staring at my ass."
"Yes, I am." It's what he did in the mornings, when she woke up and spent the first hour lying around in bed. — Tara Janzen

There's something in this starlight that loosens one's tongue. I'm an ass, and yet somehow I would like to tell you. — H.G.Wells

That girl seemed awful nice. If that bastard did anything to her, I've got a crowbar in my trunk that'll fit might fine up that moron's ass. — Vonnie Davis

I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face. — Leonard Cohen

Sang's ass was not so much an ass but a continuation of leg and bone, covered by pockets because society demanded it be covered by pockets. — Sloane Crosley

If by it, you mean that big ass vein in the middle of your forehead, then yeah. It moved all right and it's still pulsing. — Kimberly Spencer

Battle ... brings out all that is best. — George S. Patton

It's such a pain in the ass to write a book, I can't imagine writing one if I'm not interested in the subject. — Michael Lewis

And no offense, but it does smell like a squirrel crawled up your ass and died there. — James S.A. Corey

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain

Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food. — Ice-T

I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse. — Suzanne Johnson

One thing I have always been is too short. It's adorable when you're in junior high. After that, it's a pain in the ass for the rest of your life. — Elizabeth Berg

Looks like it's game time," Shame said. "Beautiful day for some ass kicking, don't you think? — Devon Monk

It's not where I'm going that worries me it's where I've been that always bites me in the ass. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Is it too soon for me to put aside money for your kid's college education in order to thank him for helpin' me drag his mother's head outta her ass? — Kristen Ashley

Duty is the essence of manhood. — George S. Patton

Brian's face turned pouty. "So you were just blowing smoke up my ass." Anna smiled dimly. "You may have been inhaling, dear, but I wasn't blowing. — Armistead Maupin

You're that tree falling in the forest that nobody gives a rat's ass about. — Chuck Palahniuk

I've missed you. I've had to put up with Rush's sulking ass. So trust me I missed the fuckin' hell outta you. — Abbi Glines

Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too many people ready to die for racism. They'll kill for racism but they won't die for racism. — Florynce Kennedy

Eric's ass is so loose it sounds like wind blowing over a cave entrance when he walks. — T.J. Klune

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. — Jay Crownover

There's nothing better than a hard-ass in a sexy package with intelligence shining in his eyes. — J.D. Garrett

The officer asks me if I want to press charges against Trent and I glare at him like he's grown an arm out of his ass. — K.A. Tucker

I can't do this anymore if it's not with you. Fuck me straight to hell." ~Eve to Beckett — Debra Anastasia

There's gonna be haters, but don't let them affect you, don't let them take away a part of you. — Demi Lovato