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Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette's syndrome, Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel!
— Christine Zolendz
That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.
— Denise Tompkins
A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.
— Stephen King
Cal would go commando on Jasper's ass.
— Kristen Ashley
I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!
— George S. Patton
Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars.
— Hal Needham
Well if that's the kind of pride you're talking about, you can bet your ass, I'm going to mess with it.
— Tite Kubo
Still, he's being nice to me, so I decide to be nice to his ass and allow myself to notice how hot it looks in his jeans.
— Leisa Rayven
Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone's actual life experience.
— Lidia Yuknavitch
Slapped her then I asked her what's my name. She said N-I-C, the president of the N-Y-C.
— Nicki Minaj
Heresy kicks ass.
— P.S. Baber
It's a sad day when you count a man lucky for only losing a left hand and part of his ass.
— Dean M. Cole
You're such an ass, Chase. Why can't you just leave him alone?""Because he's with my entire world. — Molly McAdams
Architecture is not based on concrete and steel, and the elements of the soil. It's based on wonder.
— Daniel Libeskind
But if there's one thing I've learned in life it's this: assume makes an ass out of 'u' and 'me
— Karen Marie Moning
I'm exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I'll kick anyone's ass who says otherwise.
— Simon R. Green
Now Lucy sighed on his behalf. Communication must be difficult when your ass whittled the opposite sex's vocabulary down to one word.
— Tessa Bailey
Reading kicks God's balls in the ass!
— Johnny Ryan
Personally, I think neutral is just another way of saving your own ass at the expense of someone else's.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Shit," Amos said. "And here I was enjoying being so absolutely thumb-up-the-ass useless." "You
— James S.A. Corey
Smartass Disciple: But, you said that it's the truth??Master of Stupidity: O Yes. That is yesterday's truth. — Toba Beta
If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair!
— S.C. Stephens
Urgh, her,' Suki groaned. "Yeah, she's still with us. And she's still a pain in the culo. I'm learning Spanish,' she said brightly. "Culo means ass.
— Sarah Alderson
I vote you fire him and then kick his ass so your liability is reduced to only your personal assets versus the company's.
— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
On 18 you've got to drive it up a gnat's ass.
— Greg Norman
Satan's hairy ass!
— Robert Thier
I'm a bad ass. A bad ass who bakes when he's depressed.
— Myra McEntire
No, you're just old. You've seen everything." "Not so old that I can't still kick your ass, girl," Gwyn said.
— S.M. Reine
There's a boy across the river with an ass like a peach; alas I was no swimmer and lost my Clementine.
— William S. Burroughs
Face down, ass up, that's the way we both got stuck
— Daniel Tosh
I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?
— Rebecca Murphy
Steel toes tend to bolster a girl's confidence in her ability to kick some serious ass.
— Jennifer Estep
Now let's go kick some supernatural ass.
— J.L. Bryan
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
— Billy Connolly
You just called me a bitch!But that's not a bad thing. See what I meant was you're an unapologetic hard ass! — Z.L. Arkadie
I detest limitations of any kind, and intend to establish my ass some place where I am a virgin on the police blotter.
— William S. Burroughs
Are you a feminist?" "You bet your ass," Lula said. "Unless I need something done that's man's work.
— Janet Evanovich
could hear Rico's ass laughing in the background like I was some nigga on Comedy Central telling jokes and shit
— Lucinda John
I've always wanted to be an action heroine. That's a chick dream, getting to wear a leather bodysuit and be blonde and kick ass.
— Olivia Thirlby
I conclude you must be a natural horses's ass.
— Spider Robinson
I have the sexiest, sweetest, most amazing boyfriend on the planet who's not afraid to kick his ass if he gets out of line.
— Beth Ehemann
I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!
— Stone Cold Steve Austin
It's everything for me. Without figure skating, I am nothing.
— Evgeni Plushenko
Then he turned it the third time, and the boy's ass fell off.
— Patrick Rothfuss
It is nearly two o'clock in the morning, and Tom Bolan is ass-over-head, military-grade, wearing-more-booze-than-he's-ingesting drunk.
— Robert Jackson Bennett
Angels are totally real. Tinkerbell has a hot ass. Wendigos exist. It's all true. Satan is blonde. True fact.
— Misha Collins
I don't think that there's that much difference between a photograph of a fist up someone's ass and a photograph of carnations in a bowl.
— Robert Mapplethorpe
Let's go kick some ass.Civilly. — Becca Ritchie
Is a frog's ass watertight?
— Darynda Jones
I marvel at the fact you've lived to your age and no one's taken those rose-colored glasses and shoved them up your ass. (Aiden)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans.
— Karina Halle
Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too much for that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Talk to Bob Arum, cos he's my man. Don King kiss my ass!
— James Toney
I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face.
— Leonard Cohen
Sang's ass was not so much an ass but a continuation of leg and bone, covered by pockets because society demanded it be covered by pockets.
— Sloane Crosley
If by it, you mean that big ass vein in the middle of your forehead, then yeah. It moved all right and it's still pulsing.
— Kimberly Spencer
Battle ... brings out all that is best.
— George S. Patton
It's such a pain in the ass to write a book, I can't imagine writing one if I'm not interested in the subject.
— Michael Lewis
And no offense, but it does smell like a squirrel crawled up your ass and died there.
— James S.A. Corey
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
— Kurt Cobain
One thing I have always been is too short. It's adorable when you're in junior high. After that, it's a pain in the ass for the rest of your life.
— Elizabeth Berg
Looks like it's game time," Shame said. "Beautiful day for some ass kicking, don't you think?
— Devon Monk
It's not where I'm going that worries me it's where I've been that always bites me in the ass.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Is it too soon for me to put aside money for your kid's college education in order to thank him for helpin' me drag his mother's head outta her ass?
— Kristen Ashley
Duty is the essence of manhood.
— George S. Patton
Brian's face turned pouty. "So you were just blowing smoke up my ass." Anna smiled dimly. "You may have been inhaling, dear, but I wasn't blowing.
— Armistead Maupin
I've missed you. I've had to put up with Rush's sulking ass. So trust me I missed the fuckin' hell outta you.
— Abbi Glines
Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too many people ready to die for racism. They'll kill for racism but they won't die for racism.
— Florynce Kennedy
There's nothing better than a hard-ass in a sexy package with intelligence shining in his eyes.
— J.D. Garrett
The officer asks me if I want to press charges against Trent and I glare at him like he's grown an arm out of his ass.
— K.A. Tucker
