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People like you because you've got integrity. Even when you're being an ass. — Neal Shusterman

Touch my things again, whether I'm dead or not, and I'll kick your ass up into your shoulder blades. — MaryJanice Davidson

If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass! — Hidekaz Himaruya

Oh baby, I'll fuck you when I'm ready. Right now, I want to redden your ass, so your pussy will have to wait. — Lainie Suzanne

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

I must be dreaming. Bring that sweet ass over here and I'll show you what God made women and well-hung Scotsmen for. — Karen Marie Moning

People are always like, Why did you and husband Carey Hart get back together? Well, we weren't done. And now we have Willow, so we'll never be done. — Pink

On the House Un-American Activities Committee: They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem. — Humphrey Bogart

We both know I can't fight you, so go back to your group and shove your offer up your ass. I'll never be that desperate. — Danielle Monsch

If we're being honest, then, yeah, it's going to suck donkey ass. But we'll get to the other side, and we'll be together. — Eli Easton

Fu*k!"
"Anytime, darling," he yelled up to her. "Just get your cute ass back down here and I'll get straight to work on that. — Lily Graison

I promise you, when I'm done, your ass will be sore, but others will be dead." "You're not being literal, are you?" "Yes, your ass will be sore." I — Aleatha Romig

Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die' ... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.' — Pat Benatar

Here's the thing- I love you and I love her, but I swear to God I'll kick your ass if you hurt her. — Katie McGarry

I'll guard her with my life, little brother," Trent said, tugging on my arm. "Now go kick this guy's ass and let's get out of here. — Jamie McGuire

Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars. — Hal Needham

I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a president, and I think I'll go along with them. — Calvin Coolidge

I am so tired of begging your sorry ass, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy — Lucian Bane

You come back to us or I swear, I'll find you, dig up your stinky corpse, and kick its ass until it freaking disintegrates. — Rachel Caine

I'll watch your ass for you. Make sure it stays in top form." I wink. "How chivalrous of you." "I'm good like that. — Vi Keeland

...At your age?' My ass. As long as I feed & support my family, do my job & do it well, I'll act any age as I damn well please. — Gerry Alanguilan

My girl deserves a man who'll give his all for her happiness and I'm going to bust my ass trying to do that — Kathryn Perez

If you leave me here," the guy on the floor said, "he'll kill me tomorrow morning."
Parker looked at him. "So you've still got tonight," he said. — Richard Stark

I'm a certified bad-ass indestructible bitch. The sun tries to burn me, I'll kick him in his fiery balls. I don't need no stinking suntan lotion. — Chuck Wendig

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. — The Undertaker

Throw one more thing, Jimmy, and I'll shove my three-inch heel so far up your ass you'll need a surgical team to extract it. — Kylie Scott

He's not my dad," Kaira said. "Just because he married my - As soon as I turn eighteen I'm firing his ass! Then I'll call you. — Louis Sachar

I'm pretty sure Jo couldn't talk about the weather without somehow including a threat. Forecast today: cloudy with a chance I'll kick your ass. — Eliza Crewe

I'll show you a pain in your ass." I gave him a wicked look. "Promises, promises. — Aileen Erin

Pop ya kickstand little mama I'm the Nickster. I'll pop you then I'll pop your little sister. — Nicki Minaj

One day you'll be an inspiration at others. — Demi Lovato

Chile, you'd better slow your role before your thirsty ass ends up in a morgue!" "Well if I do I'll be the flyest bitch there! — La'Tonya West

I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.' — Louis C.K.

Grey: Yes. I'll just make sure to run behind you so I can stare at your superb ass #motivation Cal: Hey. You stole my line. — Sara Ney

Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later. Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and shoot her in the eyes. — Elle Casey

If you lie there much longer, I'll be tempted to tie you to the table legs and try buttering your ass instead of the toast. — Cari Silverwood

Keep running that smart mouth of yours and I'll bend you over, smack that phat ass and fuck you with my big cock! — L.A. Casey

I think you just gave me a mini-orgasm," I shared.
"If you get your ass over here, I'll give you one that is not mini. — Kristen Ashley

Some people think a song without words isn't a real song. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass! — Eddie Van Halen

I'll stick this so far up your ass, the smoke will come out your ears. — Abigail Roux

Privileges of age, size, and ass-kissing. If you survive this conversation, you'll find that it's just the same in most of the big gangs. — Scott Lynch

Fine, Gran. I'll fist his ass. — Nick Pageant

I had a good teacher."
"Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass."
"I mean you, dummy. — Rachel Caine

You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose,
But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose. — Too $hort

You just put your boot so far up his ass, he'll have to eat his dinner with a shoehorn." "I can always count on you for a suitable bon mot. — Douglas Preston

A lie is like a pet- you have to take care of it, or it'll turn on you and bite you in the ass. — Matthew Woodring Stover

I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me."
"Maybe she'll only partially welcome me."
Smart-ass. — Kresley Cole

Bitch, please," Brady pursed his lips like a duck. "You know I'll be the belle of the cell block with my creamy smooth skin and my tight little ass. — Isobel Irons

When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J

I'll do a musical. An ass-kickin' musical! — Dwayne Johnson

LL's a laughing stock, cause I bit that ass to the last stop. I watched you fall like Hitler fell, and now your down to a broken L. — Kool Moe Dee

Yeah, Yeah - I know I'm the most kick-ass best friend ever. But, did you tell Kai that if he breaks your heart I'll kick his ass? - Jase — H.R. Willaston

You rile this gal and she'll go wildcat on your ass.
Patti (Pat) Canella- Dockland murders/Ghosts of your past. — Alan Place

It's getting a little chilly in here! Why don't we sit by the fireplace and I'll tell you the story of how I single handedly killed the Medina boys! — Angel Ramon Medina

If you disrespect my woman like that again, I'll kick your fuckin' ass. You won't get back up. — Olivia Cunning

Dude. Message understood. But you call me Your Highness again, and I'll kick your ass. — Alyssa Day

You think that you can hide; you think you can lay low?
I'll roll up on your ass like Hawaii 5-0! — Busta Rhymes

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain

I'm just tellin' you to keep your eyes open and watch your heart. Or, more to the point, watch your ass because if you don't, Shy'll tap it. — Kristen Ashley

Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls. — Katie McGarry

Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too many people ready to die for racism. They'll kill for racism but they won't die for racism. — Florynce Kennedy

You know, while you're off sexercizing, I'll be sitting here all by my lonesome watching lame ass lifetime movies. — Kimberly Spencer

I'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery ass
Just to disrupt the misery of history class. — MC Paul Barman

That was for the hard-on I'll be walking around with tonight. And you'll goddamn wear the imprint of my hand on your ass for it. — Tessa Bailey

If you don't get her out of my damn face, I'm going to put my foot so far up her ass she'll taste my shoe polish for weeks." "I — Reana Malori

That girl seemed awful nice. If that bastard did anything to her, I've got a crowbar in my trunk that'll fit might fine up that moron's ass. — Vonnie Davis

I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse. — Suzanne Johnson

You must learn how to become a deeply disciplined half-ass. — Elizabeth Gilbert

You're not leaving me behind. Or I'll do a spell to make you smell like ass. Forever. — Kresley Cole

I'm a bad ass. A bad ass who bakes when he's depressed. — Myra McEntire

It's everything for me. Without figure skating, I am nothing. — Evgeni Plushenko

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are! — H.L. Mencken

Unless I missed my guess, it was time for Fiera to go kick some ubervillian ass.
Goody. — Jennifer Estep

But cow well you ass therefore my bird — Colleen Hoover

Assume makes an ass out of you and me - p.239 — David Leavitt

Now let's go kick some supernatural ass. — J.L. Bryan

Looks like it's game time," Shame said. "Beautiful day for some ass kicking, don't you think? — Devon Monk

You've had a stick shoved so high up your ass all night, I'm surprised you can't taste it. — Penny Reid

Not even an advancing All Blacks haka could have dragged him away from the swing of her ass — Amy Andrews

[A]ll I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante. — Samuel Beckett

I'm a kind person, I'm kind to everyone, but if you are unkind to me, then kindness is not what you'll remember me for — Al Capone

Are we going to tell him?"
"It'll be hard to deny with that big-ass rock on your finger. — Jamie McGuire

You don't fuck with fate, Oz, because she'll ass-rape you with no lube, wearing a spiked dildo. — Katrina Monroe

Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin my autopsy — William Parrish

Ok first things first I'll eat your brains Then Imma start rockin gold teeth & fangs — Nicki Minaj

Sweetheart, I'll be a Marine 'til they bury my cold, dead, decrepit ass in the ground a good fifty or sixty years from now. — Dee Tenorio

Well, if the kid screws up, then I'll just have to kick his ass. — Dante Alighieri

I'll be in hell before you start breakfast - let her rip! — Tom Ketchum

If an ass goes travelling, he'll not come home a horse. — Thomas Fuller

Go ahead then. Might as well wipe your ass with a doomed office romance before you flush your career down the toilet. You know it'll happen. — Claire Gillian

You'll be asked to be the ass He rides into Jerusalem, but it's a heavy load, and it'll break your back, because He's carrying the sins of the world. — Walter Miller

That's the kinda dude I was lookin fo & yes you'll get slapped if you lookin hoe — Nicki Minaj

The truth will set you free, its the little white lies that'll save your ass. — James Patterson

I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible. — Eddie Izzard

I'll be right there, Master," she yelled back. "Lord Ass," she muttered, — Lucian Bane

No, Arin. Sit down. Other wise you'll make an ass out of yourself, and that role is mine. — Marie Rutkoski

I'll loosen the ropes a bit if you'll be still," Roland told her. "Suck shit out my ass, mahfah!" "I don't understand if that means yes or no. — Stephen King

I'm exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I'll kick anyone's ass who says otherwise. — Simon R. Green

Some dumbass outside the reserve thinks you're wearing a butterfly on your arm, you'll get your ass kicked, Rafael said. — Rose Christo

If you try it," Whip said, "you'll be thrown out on your inalienable ass. — James A. Michener