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Ass'll Quotes By Neal Shusterman: People like you because you've got integrity. Even

People like you because you've got integrity. Even when you're being an ass. — Neal Shusterman

Ass'll Quotes By MaryJanice Davidson: Touch my things again, whether I'm dead or

Touch my things again, whether I'm dead or not, and I'll kick your ass up into your shoulder blades. — MaryJanice Davidson

Ass'll Quotes By Hidekaz Himaruya: If you lay a finger on our pirates

If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass! — Hidekaz Himaruya

Ass'll Quotes By Lainie Suzanne: Oh baby, I'll fuck you when I'm ready.

Oh baby, I'll fuck you when I'm ready. Right now, I want to redden your ass, so your pussy will have to wait. — Lainie Suzanne

Ass'll Quotes By Stone Cold Steve Austin: I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Ass'll Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: I must be dreaming. Bring that sweet ass

I must be dreaming. Bring that sweet ass over here and I'll show you what God made women and well-hung Scotsmen for. — Karen Marie Moning

Ass'll Quotes By Pink: People are always like, Why did you and

People are always like, Why did you and husband Carey Hart get back together? Well, we weren't done. And now we have Willow, so we'll never be done. — Pink

Ass'll Quotes By Humphrey Bogart: On the House Un-American Activities Committee: They'll nail

On the House Un-American Activities Committee: They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem. — Humphrey Bogart

Ass'll Quotes By Danielle Monsch: We both know I can't fight you, so

We both know I can't fight you, so go back to your group and shove your offer up your ass. I'll never be that desperate. — Danielle Monsch

Ass'll Quotes By Eli Easton: If we're being honest, then, yeah, it's going

If we're being honest, then, yeah, it's going to suck donkey ass. But we'll get to the other side, and we'll be together. — Eli Easton

Ass'll Quotes By Lily Graison: Fu*k!""Anytime, darling," he yelled up to her. "Just

Fu*k!"
"Anytime, darling," he yelled up to her. "Just get your cute ass back down here and I'll get straight to work on that. — Lily Graison

Ass'll Quotes By Aleatha Romig: I promise you, when I'm done, your ass

I promise you, when I'm done, your ass will be sore, but others will be dead." "You're not being literal, are you?" "Yes, your ass will be sore." I — Aleatha Romig

Ass'll Quotes By Pat Benatar: Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me,

Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die' ... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.' — Pat Benatar

Ass'll Quotes By Katie McGarry: Here's the thing- I love you and I

Here's the thing- I love you and I love her, but I swear to God I'll kick your ass if you hurt her. — Katie McGarry

Ass'll Quotes By Jamie McGuire: I'll guard her with my life, little brother,"

I'll guard her with my life, little brother," Trent said, tugging on my arm. "Now go kick this guy's ass and let's get out of here. — Jamie McGuire

Ass'll Quotes By Hal Needham: Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars.

Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars. — Hal Needham

Ass'll Quotes By Calvin Coolidge: I think the American public wants a solemn

I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a president, and I think I'll go along with them. — Calvin Coolidge

Ass'll Quotes By Lucian Bane: I am so tired of begging your sorry

I am so tired of begging your sorry ass, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy — Lucian Bane

Ass'll Quotes By Rachel Caine: You come back to us or I swear,

You come back to us or I swear, I'll find you, dig up your stinky corpse, and kick its ass until it freaking disintegrates. — Rachel Caine

Ass'll Quotes By Vi Keeland: I'll watch your ass for you. Make sure

I'll watch your ass for you. Make sure it stays in top form." I wink. "How chivalrous of you." "I'm good like that. — Vi Keeland

Ass'll Quotes By Gerry Alanguilan: ...At your age?' My ass. As long as

...At your age?' My ass. As long as I feed & support my family, do my job & do it well, I'll act any age as I damn well please. — Gerry Alanguilan

Ass'll Quotes By Kathryn Perez: My girl deserves a man who'll give his

My girl deserves a man who'll give his all for her happiness and I'm going to bust my ass trying to do that — Kathryn Perez

Ass'll Quotes By Richard Stark: If you leave me here," the guy on

If you leave me here," the guy on the floor said, "he'll kill me tomorrow morning."
Parker looked at him. "So you've still got tonight," he said. — Richard Stark

Ass'll Quotes By Chuck Wendig: I'm a certified bad-ass indestructible bitch. The sun

I'm a certified bad-ass indestructible bitch. The sun tries to burn me, I'll kick him in his fiery balls. I don't need no stinking suntan lotion. — Chuck Wendig

Ass'll Quotes By The Undertaker: I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. — The Undertaker

Ass'll Quotes By Kylie Scott: Throw one more thing, Jimmy, and I'll shove

Throw one more thing, Jimmy, and I'll shove my three-inch heel so far up your ass you'll need a surgical team to extract it. — Kylie Scott

Ass'll Quotes By Louis Sachar: He's not my dad," Kaira said. "Just because

He's not my dad," Kaira said. "Just because he married my - As soon as I turn eighteen I'm firing his ass! Then I'll call you. — Louis Sachar

Ass'll Quotes By Eliza Crewe: I'm pretty sure Jo couldn't talk about the

I'm pretty sure Jo couldn't talk about the weather without somehow including a threat. Forecast today: cloudy with a chance I'll kick your ass. — Eliza Crewe

Ass'll Quotes By Aileen Erin: I'll show you a pain in your ass."

I'll show you a pain in your ass." I gave him a wicked look. "Promises, promises. — Aileen Erin

Ass'll Quotes By Nicki Minaj: Pop ya kickstand little mama I'm the Nickster.

Pop ya kickstand little mama I'm the Nickster. I'll pop you then I'll pop your little sister. — Nicki Minaj

Ass'll Quotes By Demi Lovato: One day you'll be an inspiration at others.

One day you'll be an inspiration at others. — Demi Lovato

Ass'll Quotes By La'Tonya West: Chile, you'd better slow your role before your

Chile, you'd better slow your role before your thirsty ass ends up in a morgue!" "Well if I do I'll be the flyest bitch there! — La'Tonya West

Ass'll Quotes By Louis C.K.: I know I'm getting old because there will

I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.' — Louis C.K.

Ass'll Quotes By Sara Ney: Grey: Yes. I'll just make sure to run

Grey: Yes. I'll just make sure to run behind you so I can stare at your superb ass #motivation Cal: Hey. You stole my line. — Sara Ney

Ass'll Quotes By Elle Casey: Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell

Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later. Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and shoot her in the eyes. — Elle Casey

Ass'll Quotes By Cari Silverwood: If you lie there much longer, I'll be

If you lie there much longer, I'll be tempted to tie you to the table legs and try buttering your ass instead of the toast. — Cari Silverwood

Ass'll Quotes By L.A. Casey: Keep running that smart mouth of yours and

Keep running that smart mouth of yours and I'll bend you over, smack that phat ass and fuck you with my big cock! — L.A. Casey

Ass'll Quotes By Kristen Ashley: I think you just gave me a mini-orgasm,"

I think you just gave me a mini-orgasm," I shared.
"If you get your ass over here, I'll give you one that is not mini. — Kristen Ashley

Ass'll Quotes By Eddie Van Halen: Some people think a song without words isn't

Some people think a song without words isn't a real song. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass! — Eddie Van Halen

Ass'll Quotes By Abigail Roux: I'll stick this so far up your ass,

I'll stick this so far up your ass, the smoke will come out your ears. — Abigail Roux

Ass'll Quotes By Scott Lynch: Privileges of age, size, and ass-kissing. If you

Privileges of age, size, and ass-kissing. If you survive this conversation, you'll find that it's just the same in most of the big gangs. — Scott Lynch

Ass'll Quotes By Nick Pageant: Fine, Gran. I'll fist his ass.

Fine, Gran. I'll fist his ass. — Nick Pageant

Ass'll Quotes By Rachel Caine: I had a good teacher.""Better not have been

I had a good teacher."
"Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass."
"I mean you, dummy. — Rachel Caine

Ass'll Quotes By Too $hort: You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a

You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose,
But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose. — Too $hort

Ass'll Quotes By Douglas Preston: You just put your boot so far up

You just put your boot so far up his ass, he'll have to eat his dinner with a shoehorn." "I can always count on you for a suitable bon mot. — Douglas Preston

Ass'll Quotes By Matthew Woodring Stover: A lie is like a pet- you have

A lie is like a pet- you have to take care of it, or it'll turn on you and bite you in the ass. — Matthew Woodring Stover

Ass'll Quotes By Kresley Cole: I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell

I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me."
"Maybe she'll only partially welcome me."
Smart-ass. — Kresley Cole

Ass'll Quotes By Isobel Irons: Bitch, please," Brady pursed his lips like a

Bitch, please," Brady pursed his lips like a duck. "You know I'll be the belle of the cell block with my creamy smooth skin and my tight little ass. — Isobel Irons

Ass'll Quotes By LL Cool J: When I die, bury me on my stomach

When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J

Ass'll Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: I'll do a musical. An ass-kickin' musical!

I'll do a musical. An ass-kickin' musical! — Dwayne Johnson

Ass'll Quotes By Kool Moe Dee: LL's a laughing stock, cause I bit that

LL's a laughing stock, cause I bit that ass to the last stop. I watched you fall like Hitler fell, and now your down to a broken L. — Kool Moe Dee

Ass'll Quotes By H.R. Willaston: Yeah, Yeah - I know I'm the most

Yeah, Yeah - I know I'm the most kick-ass best friend ever. But, did you tell Kai that if he breaks your heart I'll kick his ass? - Jase — H.R. Willaston

Ass'll Quotes By Alan Place: You rile this gal and she'll go wildcat

You rile this gal and she'll go wildcat on your ass.
Patti (Pat) Canella- Dockland murders/Ghosts of your past. — Alan Place

Ass'll Quotes By Angel Ramon Medina: It's getting a little chilly in here! Why

It's getting a little chilly in here! Why don't we sit by the fireplace and I'll tell you the story of how I single handedly killed the Medina boys! — Angel Ramon Medina

Ass'll Quotes By Olivia Cunning: If you disrespect my woman like that again,

If you disrespect my woman like that again, I'll kick your fuckin' ass. You won't get back up. — Olivia Cunning

Ass'll Quotes By Alyssa Day: Dude. Message understood. But you call me Your

Dude. Message understood. But you call me Your Highness again, and I'll kick your ass. — Alyssa Day

Ass'll Quotes By Busta Rhymes: You think that you can hide; you think

You think that you can hide; you think you can lay low?
I'll roll up on your ass like Hawaii 5-0! — Busta Rhymes

Ass'll Quotes By Kurt Cobain: If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain

Ass'll Quotes By Kristen Ashley: I'm just tellin' you to keep your eyes

I'm just tellin' you to keep your eyes open and watch your heart. Or, more to the point, watch your ass because if you don't, Shy'll tap it. — Kristen Ashley

Ass'll Quotes By Katie McGarry: Hand off my ass or I'll rip off

Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls. — Katie McGarry

Ass'll Quotes By Florynce Kennedy: Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too

Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too many people ready to die for racism. They'll kill for racism but they won't die for racism. — Florynce Kennedy

Ass'll Quotes By Kimberly Spencer: You know, while you're off sexercizing, I'll be

You know, while you're off sexercizing, I'll be sitting here all by my lonesome watching lame ass lifetime movies. — Kimberly Spencer

Ass'll Quotes By MC Paul Barman: I'll let a mystery gas out of my

I'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery ass
Just to disrupt the misery of history class. — MC Paul Barman

Ass'll Quotes By Tessa Bailey: That was for the hard-on I'll be walking

That was for the hard-on I'll be walking around with tonight. And you'll goddamn wear the imprint of my hand on your ass for it. — Tessa Bailey

Ass'll Quotes By Reana Malori: If you don't get her out of my

If you don't get her out of my damn face, I'm going to put my foot so far up her ass she'll taste my shoe polish for weeks." "I — Reana Malori

Ass'll Quotes By Vonnie Davis: That girl seemed awful nice. If that bastard

That girl seemed awful nice. If that bastard did anything to her, I've got a crowbar in my trunk that'll fit might fine up that moron's ass. — Vonnie Davis

Ass'll Quotes By Suzanne Johnson: I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but

I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse. — Suzanne Johnson

Ass'll Quotes By Elizabeth Gilbert: You must learn how to become a deeply

You must learn how to become a deeply disciplined half-ass. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Ass'll Quotes By Kresley Cole: You're not leaving me behind. Or I'll do

You're not leaving me behind. Or I'll do a spell to make you smell like ass. Forever. — Kresley Cole

Ass'll Quotes By Myra McEntire: I'm a bad ass. A bad ass who

I'm a bad ass. A bad ass who bakes when he's depressed. — Myra McEntire

Ass'll Quotes By Evgeni Plushenko: It's everything for me. Without figure skating, I

It's everything for me. Without figure skating, I am nothing. — Evgeni Plushenko

Ass'll Quotes By H.L. Mencken: The more I think you over, the more

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are! — H.L. Mencken

Ass'll Quotes By Jennifer Estep: Unless I missed my guess, it was time

Unless I missed my guess, it was time for Fiera to go kick some ubervillian ass.
Goody. — Jennifer Estep

Ass'll Quotes By Colleen Hoover: But cow well you ass therefore my bird

But cow well you ass therefore my bird — Colleen Hoover

Ass'll Quotes By David Leavitt: Assume makes an ass out of you and

Assume makes an ass out of you and me - p.239 — David Leavitt

Ass'll Quotes By J.L. Bryan: Now let's go kick some supernatural ass.

Now let's go kick some supernatural ass. — J.L. Bryan

Ass'll Quotes By Devon Monk: Looks like it's game time," Shame said. "Beautiful

Looks like it's game time," Shame said. "Beautiful day for some ass kicking, don't you think? — Devon Monk

Ass'll Quotes By Penny Reid: You've had a stick shoved so high up

You've had a stick shoved so high up your ass all night, I'm surprised you can't taste it. — Penny Reid

Ass'll Quotes By Amy Andrews: Not even an advancing All Blacks haka could

Not even an advancing All Blacks haka could have dragged him away from the swing of her ass — Amy Andrews

Ass'll Quotes By Samuel Beckett: [A]ll I want to do is sit on

[A]ll I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante. — Samuel Beckett

Ass'll Quotes By Al Capone: I'm a kind person, I'm kind to everyone,

I'm a kind person, I'm kind to everyone, but if you are unkind to me, then kindness is not what you'll remember me for — Al Capone

Ass'll Quotes By Jamie McGuire: Are we going to tell him?""It'll be hard

Are we going to tell him?"
"It'll be hard to deny with that big-ass rock on your finger. — Jamie McGuire

Ass'll Quotes By Katrina Monroe: You don't fuck with fate, Oz, because she'll

You don't fuck with fate, Oz, because she'll ass-rape you with no lube, wearing a spiked dildo. — Katrina Monroe

Ass'll Quotes By William Parrish: Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin

Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin my autopsy — William Parrish

Ass'll Quotes By Nicki Minaj: Ok first things first I'll eat your brains

Ok first things first I'll eat your brains Then Imma start rockin gold teeth & fangs — Nicki Minaj

Ass'll Quotes By Dee Tenorio: Sweetheart, I'll be a Marine 'til they bury

Sweetheart, I'll be a Marine 'til they bury my cold, dead, decrepit ass in the ground a good fifty or sixty years from now. — Dee Tenorio

Ass'll Quotes By Dante Alighieri: Well, if the kid screws up, then I'll

Well, if the kid screws up, then I'll just have to kick his ass. — Dante Alighieri

Ass'll Quotes By Tom Ketchum: I'll be in hell before you start breakfast

I'll be in hell before you start breakfast - let her rip! — Tom Ketchum

Ass'll Quotes By Thomas Fuller: If an ass goes travelling, he'll not come

If an ass goes travelling, he'll not come home a horse. — Thomas Fuller

Ass'll Quotes By Claire Gillian: Go ahead then. Might as well wipe your

Go ahead then. Might as well wipe your ass with a doomed office romance before you flush your career down the toilet. You know it'll happen. — Claire Gillian

Ass'll Quotes By Walter Miller: You'll be asked to be the ass He

You'll be asked to be the ass He rides into Jerusalem, but it's a heavy load, and it'll break your back, because He's carrying the sins of the world. — Walter Miller

Ass'll Quotes By Nicki Minaj: That's the kinda dude I was lookin fo

That's the kinda dude I was lookin fo & yes you'll get slapped if you lookin hoe — Nicki Minaj

Ass'll Quotes By James Patterson: The truth will set you free, its the

The truth will set you free, its the little white lies that'll save your ass. — James Patterson

Ass'll Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I'm working on a speed boat at the

I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible. — Eddie Izzard

Ass'll Quotes By Lucian Bane: I'll be right there, Master," she yelled back.

I'll be right there, Master," she yelled back. "Lord Ass," she muttered, — Lucian Bane

Ass'll Quotes By Marie Rutkoski: No, Arin. Sit down. Other wise you'll make

No, Arin. Sit down. Other wise you'll make an ass out of yourself, and that role is mine. — Marie Rutkoski

Ass'll Quotes By Stephen King: I'll loosen the ropes a bit if you'll

I'll loosen the ropes a bit if you'll be still," Roland told her. "Suck shit out my ass, mahfah!" "I don't understand if that means yes or no. — Stephen King

Ass'll Quotes By Simon R. Green: I'm exempt from anything I damned will feel

I'm exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I'll kick anyone's ass who says otherwise. — Simon R. Green

Ass'll Quotes By Rose Christo: Some dumbass outside the reserve thinks you're wearing

Some dumbass outside the reserve thinks you're wearing a butterfly on your arm, you'll get your ass kicked, Rafael said. — Rose Christo

Ass'll Quotes By James A. Michener: If you try it," Whip said, "you'll be

If you try it," Whip said, "you'll be thrown out on your inalienable ass. — James A. Michener