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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. — Joan Rivers

I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache. — Paul McCartney

Do you know why we still have a headache after taking a one-cent aspirin, but why that same headache vanishes when the aspirin costs 50 cents? Do — Dan Ariely

We are living in a cultural dark age of musical pollution. You put the radio on, and five minutes later you need an aspirin. — Vangelis

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast. — Groucho Marx

Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces. — Noel Coward

Cinema never saved anyone's life, it is not a medicine that will save anyone's life. It is only an aspirin. — Luc Besson

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin. — Gore Vidal

Shoulder-in is the aspirin of horseback riding - it cures everything. — Nuno Oliveira

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." — Denis Leary

Being alive hurts. I have found it best not to rush for the aspirin bottle. - A Severed Wasp — Madeleine L'Engle

My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin. — Holly Black

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins. — Fred Allen

The remedy now is two scotches and an aspirin, I think. — Harry Sinden

Take care of your husband and do your "homework." For every headache you have there will be a women out there with an aspirin in her purse. — Jane Jenkins Herlong

Brain, maybe you should take a brief vacation. Take two aspirin and sit on the bench. Someone just smacked a line drive up the middle of the heart. — Allan Dare Pearce

We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children. — Gloria Estefan

A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat. — Chuck Palahniuk

him some baby aspirin and let him color while — Stephen King

There are many types of pain. The only one that aspirin won't help is a hurting heart. That's why there is alcohol. — Brian MacLearn

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. — John Barrymore

Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life. — Dave Attell

Aspirin? I asked. It came out sounding a lot like ass spoon, but Zayvion seemed fluent in mumbleze. — Devon Monk

Also want you to take vitamin E twice a day and vitamin C, baby aspirin, and a statin once a day. You — Lisa Genova

Peacekeeping works in some situations, but it very often needs other ingredients. Peacekeeping is not the aspirin of international security. — Jean-Marie Guehenno

I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland. — Don Van Vliet

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. — Groucho Marx

THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin. — Robert Orben

Friends seem to be like aspirin; we don't really know why they make a sick person feel better, but they do. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I took the two most expensive aspirins in history. — Wally Pipp

Who on planet Earth didn't have aspirin in the house? — Darynda Jones

For a long time, many Republicans thought if they just took two aspirin and laid down, [Donald] Trump would go away. — Mara Liasson

Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins. — Peter Tork

Aspirin and ibuprofen combat inflammation everywhere but the stomach and bowel; there they create inflammation. — Mary Roach