Asian Funny Quotes: top 11 famous quotes about Asian Funny

Asian Funny Quotes & Sayings

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People are more willing to accept a singer as an actor, than an actor as a singer. — Zachary Levi

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere. — Daniel Tosh

Fire is easy to work with if you keep your mind clear, but pain ... pain fights back. Pain is alive. Pain is the enemy. — Terry Pratchett

I don't write songs for myself anymore. I only write songs on assignment. It's purely a business, but it is still so important to me emotionally. — Alan Menken

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan

Reverend Smith, he recognized me and punched me in the nose. — Alice Cooper

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. — Adam Carolla

There's one stereotype in the industry that Asian people aren't funny, I've heard that over and over again. — Randall Park

I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny. — Henry Cho

What's casual for a robot isn't necessarily what's casual for a human. — Alan Tudyk

Painting is silent poetry,
and poetry is painting that speaks. — Plutarch