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The dead are not always so dumb as you think, it takes much more to die than you would believe. — E.J. Koh

Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old. — Seth Rogen

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy. — Richard P. Feynman

No one who threatens to kill people as often as you do would be dumb enough to actually kill someone. — Sherry D. Ficklin

You gotta wonder about someone who would be dumb enough to fallo a person as crazy as him!
wait, I think I just insulted myself
- ganju — Tite Kubo

And, as dumb as I am, I think that these days are gonna last forever. — Sandra Kring

Ernst Mayr characterized the Cartesian view of animals as dumb automatons.2 — Frans De Waal

The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun's just started. — John Updike

We have Democrats saying dumb things every single day, and Republicans as well. — Emanuel Cleaver

There is no such thing as a dumb question but there is such a thing as a dumb person asking a question. — Behdad Sami

I think you've got be willing as an interviewer to ask the dumb question every now and then. — Steve Kroft

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal. — Dov Davidoff

As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured. - New York, Sept. 26, 2007 — George W. Bush

My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions. — George W. Bush

Most people know nothing about learning; many despise it. Dummies reject as too hard whatever is not dumb. — Thomas More

Audiences are far from being as dumb as some performers seem to think. — Theodore Annemann

Dumb animals we call them, while they bark and neigh and moo. They talk as much as we do - to them we seem dumb too. — Rebecca McCann

Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb. — J.K. Rowling

In Haig's presence, Kissinger referred pointedly to military men as "dumb, stupid animals to be used" as pawns for foreign policy. — Bob Woodward

If your goal is to polish up a fake person you can sell to a public you perceive as dumb, the unexamined life will do perfectly well, thank you. — Mary Karr

As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were. — Paul Reiser

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. — Vlade Divac

In midlife, we're as dumb as we get. — P. J. O'Rourke

Nature may be dumb as a sack of hammers, Zeb used to say, but it's smarter than you. — Margaret Atwood

There is no such thing as a dumb poet or a handless painter. The essence of an artist is that he should be articulate. — Algernon Charles Swinburne

Very clever but dumb at shoothing... dumb as a person but clever at shooting. That's LOGIC! — Deyth Banger

Why do these dumb fucks keep guns around the house? They make the world as ruinous as they imagine it is. — Esme Raji Codell

Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb. — Brian Setzer

Once a man gets a reputation as a liar, he might as well be struck dumb, for people do not listen to the wind. — Robert A. Heinlein

With silence only as their benediction, God's angels come Where in the shadow of a great affliction, The soul sits dumb! — John Greenleaf Whittier

The pencil and computer are, if left to their own devices, equally dumb and only as good as the person driving them. — Norman Foster

If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip — Ronald Reagan

Criminals are dumb as stumps. If they were smart they could go be investment bankers. Or judges. — Jeff Abbott

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is. — Arnold Rothstein

I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he's dumb as an ashtray. — Roger Ailes

You're the first bangin' *ss hot b*tch I ever met that's got her sh*t together. Most hot b*tches are dumb as fuck. — Scott Hildreth

Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir. — Charles Dickens

As humans we speak one language ... — Avril Lavigne

I was the ref. I was the ref they didn't know about. Deaf and dumb. Invisible as a wall. I wanted no one to win — Roddy Doyle

Put one dumb foot in front of the other and course-correct as you go. — Barry Diller

For the people who don't know, my character could described, in a nutshell, as the bar dumb-dumb. — Charlie Day

The joy you find as a teen, however frivolous and dumb, is pure and meaningful. — Goldy Moldavsky

The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana. — Lance Manion

If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier ... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe. — George W. Bush

Poetry is a dumb Buddha who thinks a donkey is as important as a diamond. — Natalie Goldberg

I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board — Ilona Andrews

Outside of their particular area of expertise scientists are just as dumb as the next person. — Richard P. Feynman

Success gave me confidence as an artist. And now I'm able to do what I want without anybody thinking it's dumb. — Amy Lee

Uhtred of Steapa - He might be dumb as a parsnip but he knows how to fight. — Bernard Cornwell

I wouldn't be at all surprised, as hideous and dumb as it sounds, at an invasion of Iraq. — Hunter S. Thompson

It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb. — Abraham Maslow

Show me a man who feels bitterly toward John Brown, and let me hear what noble verse he can repeat. He'll be as dumb as if his lips were stone. — Henry David Thoreau

You're never as smart as you think you are when you are winning and never as dumb as you feel when you are losing. — Michael Hyatt

I didn't mind being thought of as dumb. I knew I wasn't. — Marilyn Monroe

Mean as yellow jackets, dumb as dirt. He sighed, the sharp exhale like the hiss of the plants all around. — Laura Ruby

Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy. — Henry Kissinger

She reaches for me then, angry in her tenderness as only Dina can be. Not as a navigator, you dumb bitch. — Ann Aguirre

You're a vampire?"
"Yes."
"So what does that make me, your victim?"
"You're clearly not as dumb as you look. — John Hennessy

The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart. — Kurt Vonnegut

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door. — Cher

The secret of the demagogue is to appear as dumb as his audience so that these people can believe themselves as smart as he is. — Rebecca Goldstein

As a matter of fact, I'm the only dumb one in the family. — J.D. Salinger

He was a nice guy, Jimmy, but rich or not he was dumb as a bag of retards, and smoking all that weed didn't help. — Chuck Wendig

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. — Sylvester Stallone

If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy. — Nigella Lawson

Dumb as he looked, he never missed an insult.
Dr. Rowan musing about Simple Silas — Ava Gray

The dog proved to be as dumb and stubborn as a mud fence, so Stranahan had named him Strom. — Carl Hiaasen

Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is. — David Allan Coe

Apparently this month is full of surprises. No one is as dumb as I thought they were. — Elizabeth Norris

When people say "How dumb do you think I am?" I answer "You can't possibly be as dumb as I think you are." 09-19-2014 — Jan Thomas

Good for you Woods. You're not as dumb as you look. Come to think of it, no one's as dumb as you look. — Randy Alcorn

I tend to think of love as a woman. The male version - Cupid, for instance - always seems to dumb to me. Shooting arrows like love is a weapon. — Matthew Quick

One of Ender's toonmates shook his head. You dumb as a thumb. — Orson Scott Card

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh! — Bill Maher

A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long. — Rosie Barnes

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me. — Bum Phillips

The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! — Richard P. Feynman

Just as dumb creatures are snared by food, human beings would not be caught unless they had a nibble of hope. — Petronius

It was as if my rationale had a stupid friend that was always getting up to no good. — S.A. Tawks

As long as people see him as dumb, tought guy, they don't notice the more clever things he does. — Neal Shusterman