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A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again. — Eoin Colfer

The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present. — Eoin Colfer

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface. — Eoin Colfer

Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both? — Eoin Colfer

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer

Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do. — Eoin Colfer

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team — Eoin Colfer

Gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius — Eoin Colfer

Certain battles were won by retreating. — Eoin Colfer

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! — Eoin Colfer

Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right. — Eoin Colfer

Nobody's death is impending."
... "Well technically everyone's death is impending. — Eoin Colfer

Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet. — Eoin Colfer

Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers. — Eoin Colfer

So, what did you get for me?"
Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
"What?" croaked Artemis.
"And a T-shirt. — Eoin Colfer

Jon Spiro might have "stuff " that the military didn't have, but Artemis Fowl had "stuff " that humans had never seen. — Eoin Colfer

I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous. — Eoin Colfer

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on. — Eoin Colfer

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient. — Eoin Colfer

This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot — Eoin Colfer

Artemis simple-toon — Eoin Colfer

I don't like lollipops. — Eoin Colfer

I do remember, Holly. I remember it all. Especially you. It's a real comfort to have you here. — Eoin Colfer

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. — Eoin Colfer

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.
Artemis Fowl — Eoin Colfer

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS! — Eoin Colfer

Some people just needed to be stolen from. — Eoin Colfer

Pizza, pizza,
Fill up your face,
The thicker the pastry,
The better the base! — Eoin Colfer

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened. — Eoin Colfer

Holly is alive,' thought Foaly
'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer

Perhaps we can win, he thought. But there will be no happy ending — Eoin Colfer

Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal. — Eoin Colfer

Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks? — Eoin Colfer