Art Humor Quotes
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.
— George Carlin
Knowledge empowers people. If people know the rules, and are sensitized by art, humor, and creativity, they are much more likely to accept change.
— Antanas Mockus
A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
— George Bernard Shaw
Everything comes from nowhere. Where is nowhere? An, that's the mystery of our lives.
— Art Hochberg
Original sin - the big lie.
— Art Hochberg
Prayer is the time you spend alone with God.
— Art Hochberg
When you smell a flower, where is the smell before you smell the flower? Think about that one.
— Art Hochberg
Don't try to be like the Guru - be yourself.
— Art Hochberg
But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.
— Wayne White
Don't make a big deal out of a small deal - and you know everything is s small deal. Nothing is a big deal.
— Art Hochberg
Poetry is not an art, it's a symptom.
— Michele Brenton
Relaxing is hard to do at times. Worrying and agitation are even harder on the body and mind.
— Art Hochberg
If you let your heart rule you, you'll have a good ruler by which to measure things. This can be called wisdom.
— Art Hochberg
You can't serve God without serving the people.
— Art Hochberg
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
— Woody Allen
Love is the antidote for all the fears, questions and worries that we accumulate in life.
— Art Hochberg
When you get to a point where there's absolutely nothing you can count on in this world, you're home free.
— Art Hochberg
Love everyone. Why not? Give it a try.
— Art Hochberg
How do you not let things bother you? By placing yourself out of the physical and emotional range of that which is bothering you.
— Art Hochberg
I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.
— E.A. Bucchianeri
Everyone's story is just their story. It may have little to do with you, or nothing to do with you.
— Art Hochberg
There is no precognition - there is only cognition.
— Art Hochberg
If there's a vote taken as to which aspect of God I treasure the most, I'd say laughing.
— Art Hochberg
It's not the job of the child to make the parent happy. It's the job of the parent to take care of their own happiness.
— Art Hochberg
Some people say, "I only want to do God's work." How do you know what God's work is??
— Art Hochberg
The idea is to get your life to where it is doable, manageable, and somewhat in order.
— Art Hochberg
We have truth in order not to die of art.— Steve Aylett
Just tell yourself you're good. That'll take care of any idea that you have about not being good enough.
— Art Hochberg
Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
— Al Capp
Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice.
— David Gerrold
Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future ... eternal beauty.
— Masashi Kishimoto
There's always less to do than you think. If there's more to do than you think, then do that also.
— Art Hochberg
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
Listen, if you're not totally surrendered, you're not playing. It's as simple as that.
— Art Hochberg
A gypsy girl approached Don Zana and Alfanhui and held out her tambourine. Don Zana said to her, 'You don't pay for art, kid.
— Rafael Sanchez Ferlosio
It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose.""How bad of an idea?"
"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco
If we want less and less, we may in fact receive more and more of what we need. It may work like that.
— Art Hochberg
Things look one way and then they look another way.
— Art Hochberg
Limit your day to what you feel comfortable with doing - put the rest on the shelf - for further consideration down the line.
— Art Hochberg
Who is playing this part anyway? That's right, play it any way you want. That's the way to play it.
— Art Hochberg
The road to creativity passes so close to the madhouse and often detours or ends there.
— Ernest Becker
From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails
— Steve Aylett
She had lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.
— George Bernard Shaw
The things that matter most are not things.
— Art Buchwald
A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Patience slows down time and more can happen when time is slowed down. That's the secret of patience.
— Art Hochberg
Satire is moral outrage transformed into comic art.
— Philip Roth
Be your own independent film channel.
— Art Hochberg
Erik Satie died on July 1, 1925; his last words were 'Ah, the cows ...
— John Richardson
Flirting is a "controversial art form" that leaves the intended either flattered, infatuated, creeped out or getting a restraining order.
— Shannon L. Alder
Today, like any other day, is totally incomprehensible. It's good to be in a state of wonder and be alive to what's happening.
— Art Hochberg
You don't always have to say what's on your mind. You can keep it to yourself for the time being. That's called patience.
— Art Hochberg
There's a fine line between minimalism and not trying very hard.
— Tom Pappalardo
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.
— John Ciardi
Politics is the art of achieving prestige and power without merit.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.
— Mary Kay Blakely
Artists are never appreciated at lunchtime," Kelly mumbled as she stuffed her camera into her pocket.
— Alex Gino
When you really merge with someone, it's not that you merge with them, you're merging with love.
— Art Hochberg
That's art. Nothing is for everybody.
— Brian Spellman