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Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces. — Raheel Farooq

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture. — George Carlin

The thing about patience, I mean real patience, is that it is most needed when there is something you really want to see happen. That's patience. — Art Hochberg

Knowledge empowers people. If people know the rules, and are sensitized by art, humor, and creativity, they are much more likely to accept change. — Antanas Mockus

A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity. — George Bernard Shaw

Everything comes from nowhere. Where is nowhere? An, that's the mystery of our lives. — Art Hochberg

Wonderful craftsmanship, Simon decided with the expert eye of one who had played enough computer games to know art when he saw it. — Sorin Suciu

Original sin - the big lie. — Art Hochberg

Prayer is the time you spend alone with God. — Art Hochberg

When you smell a flower, where is the smell before you smell the flower? Think about that one. — Art Hochberg

Don't try to be like the Guru - be yourself. — Art Hochberg

But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred. — Wayne White

Don't make a big deal out of a small deal - and you know everything is s small deal. Nothing is a big deal. — Art Hochberg

Prayer comes through grace, and grace comes through surrender. — Art Hochberg

To me you are a work of art, and I would give you my heart - that's if I had one. — Morrissey

Poetry is not an art, it's a symptom. — Michele Brenton

I have made up my mind that I will never marry. I shall be wedded to my art. — L.M. Montgomery

Just be careful that your determination doesn't turn into your fanaticism. — Art Hochberg

Relaxing is hard to do at times. Worrying and agitation are even harder on the body and mind. — Art Hochberg

wash the brush, just beats the devil out of it — Bob Ross

If you let your heart rule you, you'll have a good ruler by which to measure things. This can be called wisdom. — Art Hochberg

We might have the most beautiful words and thoughts - but it's actions that count. — Art Hochberg

There are many aspects to yourself. Which ones we reveal to ourselves is entirely up to us. To reveal this is a process of self-revelation. — Art Hochberg

You can't know what you need to know until it's up for you to know it. — Art Hochberg

Dying is simply showing up for your time of departure - from this realm. — Art Hochberg

You can't serve God without serving the people. — Art Hochberg

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. — Woody Allen

Love is the antidote for all the fears, questions and worries that we accumulate in life. — Art Hochberg

It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art. — Jenny Lawson

Prouder than a preschooler showin' refrigerator art! — K.D. Harp

When you get to a point where there's absolutely nothing you can count on in this world, you're home free. — Art Hochberg

Everyone and everything comes into our life at exactly the right time. — Art Hochberg

Did you ever leave a scene and wonder, "What was that all about? — Art Hochberg

Art boy is obviously intimidated. You're like the sun and he's squinting up at you, barely able to see because of your blinking radiance — Jody Gehrman

In fact I always disliked conceptual art, because my work is about anarchistic humor. — Dan Graham

Listen, you're not doing God any favors by praying. You're doing yourself a favor. — Art Hochberg

Love everyone. Why not? Give it a try. — Art Hochberg

All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer. — Robert Owen

How do you not let things bother you? By placing yourself out of the physical and emotional range of that which is bothering you. — Art Hochberg

I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Everyone's story is just their story. It may have little to do with you, or nothing to do with you. — Art Hochberg

There is no precognition - there is only cognition. — Art Hochberg

People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, I'm getting even — Art Buchwald

If there's a vote taken as to which aspect of God I treasure the most, I'd say laughing. — Art Hochberg

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. — Andy Warhol

It's not the job of the child to make the parent happy. It's the job of the parent to take care of their own happiness. — Art Hochberg

Some people say, "I only want to do God's work." How do you know what God's work is?? — Art Hochberg

The idea is to get your life to where it is doable, manageable, and somewhat in order. — Art Hochberg

I don't think that God cares about what you think. It's the actions that count. Actually He doesn't care what you do as long as you keep Him in mind. — Art Hochberg

On Art Garfunkel - He makes Paul Simon look like LL Cool J. — Ian Gittins

If you keep little decisions small - then big decisions will even be smaller. — Art Hochberg

If you plan on becoming sick then guess what - you may get sick. If you don't plan on being sick you might get sick, but you won't feel victimized. — Art Hochberg

It's impossible to get worse at something you do every day. — Brad Guigar

We have truth in order not to die of art.
— Steve Aylett

Just tell yourself you're good. That'll take care of any idea that you have about not being good enough. — Art Hochberg

You know, when you look into the Guru's eyes you're just seeing yourself. If you see the Guru, then you're missing the point of the Guru. — Art Hochberg

An artist who maintains that he has been misunderstood is almost always a bad artist who, I'm afraid to say, has been understood. — Jo Nesbo

Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. — Al Capp

Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Time does not pass - only events pass. Where do they go? Hmmmmmmm. — Art Hochberg

What about when you miss someone? Where does that come from? It comes from love. — Art Hochberg

A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice. — David Gerrold

Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future ... eternal beauty. — Masashi Kishimoto

Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice. — David Seabury

There's always less to do than you think. If there's more to do than you think, then do that also. — Art Hochberg

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Listen, if you're not totally surrendered, you're not playing. It's as simple as that. — Art Hochberg

A gypsy girl approached Don Zana and Alfanhui and held out her tambourine. Don Zana said to her, 'You don't pay for art, kid. — Rafael Sanchez Ferlosio

It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose."

"How bad of an idea?"

"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco

Don't focus on the pain in the world, focus on what will keep you sane in the world. — Art Hochberg

If we want less and less, we may in fact receive more and more of what we need. It may work like that. — Art Hochberg

Things look one way and then they look another way. — Art Hochberg

Limit your day to what you feel comfortable with doing - put the rest on the shelf - for further consideration down the line. — Art Hochberg

Who is playing this part anyway? That's right, play it any way you want. That's the way to play it. — Art Hochberg

The road to creativity passes so close to the madhouse and often detours or ends there. — Ernest Becker

From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails — Steve Aylett

Don't play the reels of your life backwards - play them forward. — Art Hochberg

She had lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power of speech. — George Bernard Shaw

The things that matter most are not things. — Art Buchwald

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Patience slows down time and more can happen when time is slowed down. That's the secret of patience. — Art Hochberg

Satire is moral outrage transformed into comic art. — Philip Roth

Be your own independent film channel. — Art Hochberg

Erik Satie died on July 1, 1925; his last words were 'Ah, the cows ... — John Richardson

Flirting is a "controversial art form" that leaves the intended either flattered, infatuated, creeped out or getting a restraining order. — Shannon L. Alder

Things seem one way, and then another way - you gotta get used to it. — Art Hochberg

Join up the different aspects of yourself - sort of like a team. — Art Hochberg

Today, like any other day, is totally incomprehensible. It's good to be in a state of wonder and be alive to what's happening. — Art Hochberg

You don't always have to say what's on your mind. You can keep it to yourself for the time being. That's called patience. — Art Hochberg

There's a fine line between minimalism and not trying very hard. — Tom Pappalardo

Never mind what God is doing. What are you doing? That's called interspection. — Art Hochberg

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea. — John Ciardi

What you experience is your reality, for the time being anyway. It's a mind-blower because, at a certain level of awareness, that's not real either. — Art Hochberg

Sometimes it seems that we initiate a scene and sometimes it seems that we're just taking part in the scene. Actually, we're initiating them all. — Art Hochberg

Do you write novels?" I said.
"Novels, Lord no," she said. "I can't even stay married. — Pam Houston

Politics is the art of achieving prestige and power without merit. — P. J. O'Rourke

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. — Mary Kay Blakely

Artists are never appreciated at lunchtime," Kelly mumbled as she stuffed her camera into her pocket. — Alex Gino

When you really merge with someone, it's not that you merge with them, you're merging with love. — Art Hochberg

That's art. Nothing is for everybody. — Brian Spellman