Arses Quotes
Collection of top 30 famous quotes about Arses
Arses Quotes & Sayings
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That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!
— Eamon Dunphy
I've been a poser for fing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly
As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse.
— George Galloway
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West.
— Stewart Francis
An ample arse helps you to be weighed down and be grounded.
— Pedro Almodovar
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.
— Tom Hardy
The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.
— Benjamin Franklin
All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.
— Markus Zusak
The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse.
— Tony Abbott
I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being no-one.
— Joshua James Alphonse Franceschi
I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.
— Billy Connolly
If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.
— Algernon Sidney
Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse.
— Freya Stark
Tony Abbott would do anything but sell his arse
— Tony Windsor
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
— Noel Fielding
Dance music was on its arse before we came along.
— Sergio Pizzorno
Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.
— Dwayne Johnson
I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.
— Keith Miller
It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic.
— Joseph Goebbels
Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.
— Benedict Cumberbatch
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!
— Anthony Foley
The other man's arse is always cleaner!
— Stephen Fry
We've been over this formation a thousand times so they better remember it or I'll jam bamboo up their arses.
— Suzanne Wright
I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.
— Robert Muchamore