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Aristotle Funny Quotes By Robert Haas: It's such an ugly time, beauty is the

It's such an ugly time, beauty is the real protest. — Robert Haas

Aristotle Funny Quotes By Jay Bederwehl: There's nothing on reality right now but reruns

There's nothing on reality right now but reruns anyhow. — Jay Bederwehl

Aristotle Funny Quotes By Susan Branch: ... because commonsensically speaking, a room full of

... because commonsensically speaking, a room full of good books had to better for your health than a room with no books in it at all. — Susan Branch

Aristotle Funny Quotes By James Martin: In such uncommon longings, hidden in plain sight

In such uncommon longings, hidden in plain sight in our lives, does God call us. — James Martin

Aristotle Funny Quotes By John Hodgman: What would I put in a museum? Probably

What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past. — John Hodgman

Aristotle Funny Quotes By Alfred Henry Sturtevant: There is a reference in Aristotle to a

There is a reference in Aristotle to a gnat produced by larvae engendered in the slime of vinegar. This must have been Drosophila. — Alfred Henry Sturtevant

Aristotle Funny Quotes By Jus Accardo: What can I do? She's here to help

What can I do? She's here to help Kale."
"Sure she is. And I'm Ke$ha. — Jus Accardo

Aristotle Funny Quotes By Adrian Rogers: To be almost saved is to be totally

To be almost saved is to be totally lost. — Adrian Rogers

Aristotle Funny Quotes By Stephen Leacock: It is difficult to be funny and great

It is difficult to be funny and great at the same time. Aristophanes and Moliere and Mark Twain must sit below Aristotle and Bossuet and Emerson. — Stephen Leacock

Aristotle Funny Quotes By Aristotle.: Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. — Aristotle.

Aristotle Funny Quotes By Aristotle.: Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and

Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much. — Aristotle.

Aristotle Funny Quotes By Aristotle.: The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen

The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man — Aristotle.