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April Fools Day Jokes Quotes By Morris Cerullo: warned: [and] in keeping of them [there is]

warned: [and] in keeping of them [there is] great reward. — Morris Cerullo

April Fools Day Jokes Quotes By Hugo Chavez: If you get up at three in the

If you get up at three in the morning to go to the bathroom, man, why you have to turn on that little light? Put the torch there on the nightstand. — Hugo Chavez

April Fools Day Jokes Quotes By August Wilson: You get to the point where your demons,

You get to the point where your demons, which are terrifying, get smaller and smaller and you get bigger and bigger. — August Wilson

April Fools Day Jokes Quotes By Fred Upton: Together, we will protect the sanctity of life,

Together, we will protect the sanctity of life, ensuring early next Congress that no federal funds are used for abortion. — Fred Upton

April Fools Day Jokes Quotes By Marc Cherry: I've got a contract that keeps me around

I've got a contract that keeps me around a few more years. — Marc Cherry

April Fools Day Jokes Quotes By Rudolf Flesch: A writer must know how people read, what

A writer must know how people read, what are the main sources of reading errors, and what can be done to possibly forestall them. — Rudolf Flesch

April Fools Day Jokes Quotes By John Selden: Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. — John Selden

April Fools Day Jokes Quotes By Holly Jacobs: Being able to lean on someone else .

Being able to lean on someone else . . . maybe that was brave. I mean, if you leaned on someone, you had to trust that they wouldn't let you fall. — Holly Jacobs

April Fools Day Jokes Quotes By Jewel: I'm not a partygoer.

I'm not a partygoer. — Jewel

April Fools Day Jokes Quotes By Evinda Lepins: It's time to give the gavel back to

It's time to give the gavel back to God, we were never meant to be judges. — Evinda Lepins

April Fools Day Jokes Quotes By Mike Singletary: Our quarterback is going to be Alex Smith.

Our quarterback is going to be Alex Smith. — Mike Singletary