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warned: [and] in keeping of them [there is] great reward. — Morris Cerullo
If you get up at three in the morning to go to the bathroom, man, why you have to turn on that little light? Put the torch there on the nightstand. — Hugo Chavez
You get to the point where your demons, which are terrifying, get smaller and smaller and you get bigger and bigger. — August Wilson
Together, we will protect the sanctity of life, ensuring early next Congress that no federal funds are used for abortion. — Fred Upton
I've got a contract that keeps me around a few more years. — Marc Cherry
A writer must know how people read, what are the main sources of reading errors, and what can be done to possibly forestall them. — Rudolf Flesch
Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. — John Selden
Being able to lean on someone else . . . maybe that was brave. I mean, if you leaned on someone, you had to trust that they wouldn't let you fall. — Holly Jacobs
I'm not a partygoer. — Jewel
It's time to give the gavel back to God, we were never meant to be judges. — Evinda Lepins
Our quarterback is going to be Alex Smith. — Mike Singletary

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