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April 1st Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Gilbert: The mosquitoes here are big enough to rape

The mosquitoes here are big enough to rape a chicken. — Elizabeth Gilbert

April 1st Funny Quotes By Allan Sherman: You may be wondering why I went from

You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography. — Allan Sherman

April 1st Funny Quotes By Gena Showalter: Didn't anyone ever tell you that you can't

Didn't anyone ever tell you that you can't spell later without the word late? — Gena Showalter

April 1st Funny Quotes By Barbara Longley: Zoe's face tilted up toward his presented a

Zoe's face tilted up toward his presented a temptation he could no more resist than he could prevent the sun from rising. — Barbara Longley

April 1st Funny Quotes By Wayne W. Dyer: When you feel peaceful and successful, you want

When you feel peaceful and successful, you want to extend and export that peace and love. — Wayne W. Dyer

April 1st Funny Quotes By Lynsay Sands: Birthdays could be such a bummer when you

Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in. — Lynsay Sands

April 1st Funny Quotes By Ashton Kutcher: Build a life. Don't live one!

Build a life. Don't live one! — Ashton Kutcher

April 1st Funny Quotes By Jerome Nathanson: Democracy means that people respect the rights of

Democracy means that people respect the rights of others, including the right to be different. — Jerome Nathanson