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April 1 Funny Quotes & Sayings

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April 1 Funny Quotes By Sarah Kane: I've faked orgasms before, but this is the

I've faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I've faked not having an orgasm. — Sarah Kane

April 1 Funny Quotes By Helen Caldicott: You're going to have to change the priorities

You're going to have to change the priorities of your life, if you love this planet. — Helen Caldicott

April 1 Funny Quotes By April Henry: Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! — April Henry

April 1 Funny Quotes By April Mae Monterrosa: Life is funny...we never know what's in store

Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be. — April Mae Monterrosa

April 1 Funny Quotes By Marlon Brando: Acting is an empty and usless profession.

Acting is an empty and usless profession. — Marlon Brando

April 1 Funny Quotes By P.C. Cast: dont be an ass-hat!!

dont be an ass-hat!! — P.C. Cast

April 1 Funny Quotes By Glendon Swarthout: The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain

The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next. — Glendon Swarthout

April 1 Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: April Fools' is the only day to take

April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously. — Criss Jami

April 1 Funny Quotes By Victor J. Stenger: Science flies men to the moon, religion flies

Science flies men to the moon, religion flies men into buildings. — Victor J. Stenger

April 1 Funny Quotes By Rainer Maria Rilke: Love the questions themselves ... Live the questions

Love the questions themselves ... Live the questions now and have confidence that someday far into the future, [I will live my] way into the answer. — Rainer Maria Rilke