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Apple Funny Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased.

When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work. — Jennifer Crusie

Apple Funny Quotes By Harvey Diamond: You put a baby in a crib with

You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. — Harvey Diamond

Apple Funny Quotes By Doris Lessing: I think a lot of romanticizing has gone

I think a lot of romanticizing has gone on with the women's movement. — Doris Lessing

Apple Funny Quotes By Joseph Gordon-Levitt: The doctor's wife ate two apples a day,

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Apple Funny Quotes By Joanne Harris: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.No

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
No one's immune to bribery. — Joanne Harris

Apple Funny Quotes By Amanda Quick: For pity's sake, you are lying in a

For pity's sake, you are lying in a coffin, Mrs. Crofton. Unless you wish to be buried, I strongly suggest that you resurrect yourself immediately. — Amanda Quick

Apple Funny Quotes By Scott Alexander: It turned out keeping reality bound by mathematical

It turned out keeping reality bound by mathematical laws was a useful hack preventing the Devil from existing. — Scott Alexander

Apple Funny Quotes By John Geddes: I see myself at crossroads in my life,

I see myself at crossroads in my life, mapless, lacking bits of knowledge - then, the Moon breaks through, lights up the path before me ... — John Geddes

Apple Funny Quotes By Ronald Reagan: Here's my strategy on the Cold War: we

Here's my strategy on the Cold War: we win, they lose. — Ronald Reagan

Apple Funny Quotes By Niels Bohr: We are trapped by language to such a

We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to formulate insight is a play on words. — Niels Bohr

Apple Funny Quotes By Anne Robinson: In 2001 Steve Staunton became the record cap

In 2001 Steve Staunton became the record cap holder for which country? Brazil. — Anne Robinson

Apple Funny Quotes By Ryan Follese: I think it's always really important for people

I think it's always really important for people to feel like they can connect with you. — Ryan Follese

Apple Funny Quotes By Deepak Chopra: Intentions are the triggers for transformation in the

Intentions are the triggers for transformation in the body. If you want to wiggle your toes, you do it through intention. — Deepak Chopra

Apple Funny Quotes By Solange Nicole: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole

Apple Funny Quotes By Walter E. Williams: Democracy gives the aura of legitimacy to acts

Democracy gives the aura of legitimacy to acts that would otherwise be considered tyranny. — Walter E. Williams

Apple Funny Quotes By Karen Horney: We may feel genuinely concerned about world conditions,

We may feel genuinely concerned about world conditions, though such a concern should drive us into action and not into a depression. — Karen Horney

Apple Funny Quotes By Lili St. Crow: Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it.

Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate. — Lili St. Crow

Apple Funny Quotes By Isabella Rossellini: If we are completely honest with ourselves, everyone

If we are completely honest with ourselves, everyone has a dark side to their personalities. — Isabella Rossellini

Apple Funny Quotes By Bob Dylan: She's a hypnotist collector; you are a walking

She's a hypnotist collector; you are a walking antique ... — Bob Dylan

Apple Funny Quotes By Michelle Gagnon: she was enveloped by a wave of calm.

she was enveloped by a wave of calm. Funny how just seeing the giant logo of an apple with a bite out of it did that to her. — Michelle Gagnon