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These Americans believe that everything is possible ... — Fredrika Bremer

I waited far too long, being optimistic rather than realistic. I also failed to do my homework — Gordon Clark

Look at the mess we've got ourselves into,' Colonel Aureliano Buendia said at that time, 'just because we invited a gringo to eat some bananas. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I'm an unashamed realist, and actually, I try to make whatever the script is the reality of that situation, even though it's fictional. — Wolfgang Petersen

He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small. — Nenia Campbell

Orange: Uh Oh
Mario: Uh oh what?
Orange ... Uh-Oh spaghettio's
*LAUGH*
Mario: Not Funny — Annoying Orange

I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying. — Mitch Hedberg

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale. — Demetri Martin

FYI, baby, havin' your attitude back is so far from annoying, it's not fuckin' funny. — Kristen Ashley

I don't want to survive, I want to live. — Solomon Northup

Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying ... " — Mike Birbiglia

You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud — Annoying Orange

Funny how older brothers could still be annoying even after everyone was all grown-up. — Elizabeth Camden

- You are exceedingly annoying.
- Thank you.
- It was not a compliment. — Jen Turano

When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny. — Kim Young-kwang

It is much harder than you might think to show people your bottom. — Mark Forsyth

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results. — James Patterson

Those who take long steps cannot keep the pace. — Laozi

You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell. — Heather Hildenbrand

God [is] the author of the universe, and the free establisher of the laws of motion. — Robert Boyle

He really did posses the ability to be extremely annoying when he set his mind to it. — Jen Turano

That's how inside jokes usually are. Funny to those inside, annoying as shit to the rest of the world. — Siobhan Vivian

You funny thing! So selfish, so practical. Never mind. I will not ask you to kill me, for you would surely find it an annoying task. — Nisi Shawl

Among the appliances to transform the people, sound and appearances are but trivial influences. — Confucius

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger

What can the Creator see with greater pleasure than a happy creature? — Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor

It's not enough to survive, a lifelong love is all about thriving in a ministry-minded marriage that impacts others. — Gary Thomas

The light of the moon is all we've got to go on ... — Mary Chapin Carpenter

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler

One must be very careful with the little lip gloss hash container thingy. — Sienna McQuillen