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Annoying Funny Quotes By Fredrika Bremer: These Americans believe that everything is possible ...

These Americans believe that everything is possible ... — Fredrika Bremer

Annoying Funny Quotes By Gordon Clark: I waited far too long, being optimistic rather

I waited far too long, being optimistic rather than realistic. I also failed to do my homework — Gordon Clark

Annoying Funny Quotes By Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Look at the mess we've got ourselves into,'

Look at the mess we've got ourselves into,' Colonel Aureliano Buendia said at that time, 'just because we invited a gringo to eat some bananas. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Annoying Funny Quotes By Wolfgang Petersen: I'm an unashamed realist, and actually, I try

I'm an unashamed realist, and actually, I try to make whatever the script is the reality of that situation, even though it's fictional. — Wolfgang Petersen

Annoying Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: He was right. The annoying Disney song was

He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small. — Nenia Campbell

Annoying Funny Quotes By Annoying Orange: Orange: Uh OhMario: Uh oh what?Orange ... Uh-Oh

Orange: Uh Oh
Mario: Uh oh what?
Orange ... Uh-Oh spaghettio's
*LAUGH*
Mario: Not Funny — Annoying Orange

Annoying Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it

I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying. — Mitch Hedberg

Annoying Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: I went into a clothing store, and the

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale. — Demetri Martin

Annoying Funny Quotes By Kristen Ashley: FYI, baby, havin' your attitude back is so

FYI, baby, havin' your attitude back is so far from annoying, it's not fuckin' funny. — Kristen Ashley

Annoying Funny Quotes By Solomon Northup: I don't want to survive, I want to

I don't want to survive, I want to live. — Solomon Northup

Annoying Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: Some people come up to me and say

Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying ... " — Mike Birbiglia

Annoying Funny Quotes By Annoying Orange: You know what they say, Two pairs a

You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud — Annoying Orange

Annoying Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Camden: Funny how older brothers could still be annoying

Funny how older brothers could still be annoying even after everyone was all grown-up. — Elizabeth Camden

Annoying Funny Quotes By Jen Turano: - You are exceedingly annoying.- Thank you.- It

- You are exceedingly annoying.
- Thank you.
- It was not a compliment. — Jen Turano

Annoying Funny Quotes By Kim Young-kwang: When I first met you, you were just

When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny. — Kim Young-kwang

Annoying Funny Quotes By Mark Forsyth: It is much harder than you might think

It is much harder than you might think to show people your bottom. — Mark Forsyth

Annoying Funny Quotes By James Patterson: A classroom . People trying to stick me

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results. — James Patterson

Annoying Funny Quotes By Laozi: Those who take long steps cannot keep the

Those who take long steps cannot keep the pace. — Laozi

Annoying Funny Quotes By Heather Hildenbrand: You catch more flies with honey, ever heard

You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell. — Heather Hildenbrand

Annoying Funny Quotes By Robert Boyle: God [is] the author of the universe, and

God [is] the author of the universe, and the free establisher of the laws of motion. — Robert Boyle

Annoying Funny Quotes By Jen Turano: He really did posses the ability to be

He really did posses the ability to be extremely annoying when he set his mind to it. — Jen Turano

Annoying Funny Quotes By Siobhan Vivian: That's how inside jokes usually are. Funny to

That's how inside jokes usually are. Funny to those inside, annoying as shit to the rest of the world. — Siobhan Vivian

Annoying Funny Quotes By Nisi Shawl: You funny thing! So selfish, so practical. Never

You funny thing! So selfish, so practical. Never mind. I will not ask you to kill me, for you would surely find it an annoying task. — Nisi Shawl

Annoying Funny Quotes By Confucius: Among the appliances to transform the people, sound

Among the appliances to transform the people, sound and appearances are but trivial influences. — Confucius

Annoying Funny Quotes By Brenda Lochinger: Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger

Annoying Funny Quotes By Gotthold Ephraim Lessing: What can the Creator see with greater pleasure

What can the Creator see with greater pleasure than a happy creature? — Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

Annoying Funny Quotes By Azhly Antenor: I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny

I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor

Annoying Funny Quotes By Gary Thomas: It's not enough to survive, a lifelong love

It's not enough to survive, a lifelong love is all about thriving in a ministry-minded marriage that impacts others. — Gary Thomas

Annoying Funny Quotes By Mary Chapin Carpenter: The light of the moon is all we've

The light of the moon is all we've got to go on ... — Mary Chapin Carpenter

Annoying Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: One of my girlfriends was getting married. This

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler

Annoying Funny Quotes By Sienna McQuillen: One must be very careful with the little

One must be very careful with the little lip gloss hash container thingy. — Sienna McQuillen