Ann Landers Quotes
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Ann Landers Quotes & Sayings
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Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals because nobody wants to read the small print in dreams.
— Ann Landers
Most of us would be willing to pay as we go if we could just finish paying for where we've been.
— Ann Landers
When a person begins to yell during an argument, it is a tip-off that he is unsure of himself.
— Ann Landers
Class is considerate of others. It knows that good manners is nothing more than a series of petty sacrifices.
— Ann Landers
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
— Ann Landers
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
— Ann Landers
It means being able to resist the urge for immediate gratification and opt for the course of action that will pay off later.
— Ann Landers
People who care about each other enjoy doing things for one another. They don't consider it servitude.
— Ann Landers
Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.
— Ann Landers
Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.
— Ann Landers
Wake up and smell the coffee.
— Ann Landers
Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go home through an alley.
— Ann Landers
I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous.
— Ann Landers
Maintaining self-respect in the face of a devastating experience is of prime importance.
— Ann Landers
In the end, it's not what you do for your children but what you've taught them to do for themselves.
— Ann Landers
Find comfort in the knowledge that no imitator ever comes off as well as the original.
— Ann Landers
A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
— Ann Landers
The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.
— Ann Landers
Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future and it doesn't brood over the past.
— Ann Landers
People of integrity expect to be believed. They also know time will prove them right and are willing to wait.
— Ann Landers
The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.
— Ann Landers
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
— Ann Landers
Some things get better with age, but after a certain point, the mind isn't among them.
— Ann Landers
If criticism is needed, do it tactfully. Don't use a sledgehammer when a fly swatter will do the job.
— Ann Landers
You're all you've got.
— Ann Landers
People, like water, seek their own level.
— Ann Landers
No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.
— Ann Landers
Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking what a fire hydrant feels about dogs.
— Ann Landers
Make somebody happy today, and mind your own business
— Ann Landers
One of the best ways to measure people is how they behave when something free is offered.
— Ann Landers
Pity the poor millionaire. He'll never know the thrill of paying that final installment.
— Ann Landers
A happy marriage has the tranquility of a lovely sunset.
— Ann Landers
Marriage is not a reform school.
— Ann Landers
Some men have no idea how to romance a woman. However, women who teach their husbands what they like will be well-rewarded.
— Ann Landers
Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.
— Ann Landers
Class is real. It can't be faked.
— Ann Landers
There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat.
— Ann Landers
The true measure of a person is how they treat someone who can do them aboslutely no good
— Ann Landers
Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistakes.
— Ann Landers
Remember, it takes two to make an argument. The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking.
— Ann Landers
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley.
— Ann Landers
You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.
— Ann Landers
Problems are inevitable. Misery is a choice.
— Ann Landers
Are you better off with him or without him?
— Ann Landers
We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need not fear death, because He shares immortality with us.
— Ann Landers
No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know.
— Ann Landers
The real trick is to stay alive as long as you live.
— Ann Landers
Experience, they say, is the best teacher, but we get the grade first and the lesson later.
— Ann Landers
It's one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others.
— Ann Landers
Don't indulge in gossip ... People who throw mudballs always manage to end up getting a little on themselves.
— Ann Landers
A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks he does.
— Ann Landers
Grown-up people can wait.
— Ann Landers
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
— Ann Landers
