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Why can't you place a blessing like that on us," I asked.
"It only works on wild animals,"
"So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned. — Rick Riordan

Animals represent the abstract notion of acceptance. Living with these funny creatures - you kind of have to accept them. It's like a test in a way. — Shaun Tan

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. — David Sedaris

The earth has become one big village, with telephones laid on from one end to the other, and air transport, both speedy and safe. — Wyndham Lewis

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin

But you don't want your fears to limit your possibilities. — Judy Blume

The only true language in the world is a kiss. — Alfred De Musset

Animals raise their children, too. I don't know why they keep them around. Kill 'em and be done with it. — Liz Braswell

He was just a word for me. I did not see the man in the name any more than you do. Do you see him? Do you see the story? Do you see anything? — Joseph Conrad

SOLVE BY RESOLVE -
Use lessons learned from failed attempts to reinforce commitment — Kamil Ali

I didn't know feminism was actually a thing until I left home and found out the country didn't run the way my mom's house did, — Joss Whedon

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny. — Adam McKay

I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals. — Craig Thompson

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

And because what we are doing is so horrifying, we tend not to think of it much. — Carl Sagan

I'm doing quite a lot of painting on stones - little funny fish and animals. — PJ Harvey

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

The supreme guide in life is knowledge. — Mustafa Kemal Ataturk

To win in Australia, for me, has to be the ultimate success because the Aussies live for sport. — Ian Botham

My darling father gave me some decent getaway sticks - my legs are OK. — Julie Bowen

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog. — Gail Carriger

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out. — Mitch Hedberg

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. — Michael Morpurgo

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

Display is as false as it is costly. — Benjamin Franklin

Miss Dietrich is not so much a performer as a one-woman environment. — Vincent Canby

Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. — Mitch Hedberg

Scotland is a soggy sort it place, where birds and animals walk around uncooked — Peedie William