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There are amusing people who do not interest, and interesting people who do not amuse
— Benjamin Disraeli
To criticise something imperfect is always amusing, and maybe profitable in those cases where the imperfections can be remedies.
— Aldous Huxley
As for the fan, she agreed that it was a most amusing trifle: just what she would wish to buy for herself, if it had not been so excessively ugly!
— Georgette Heyer
How predictable, how perfectly average, how amusing.
— Gillian Flynn
Three a.m. in downtown Caldwell, New York, gave you just enough obstacles to keep shit amusing.
— J.R. Ward
Fashionably amusing table manners are a matter of breaking the right rule at the right time.
— P. J. O'Rourke
An amusing city, Chicago, any way you look at it. I'm afraid we are in for the time of our lives.
— Karen Abbott
The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.
— Steve Aylett
The kind of person took milk in his tea on one day and decided against it on the next.
— Anne Enright
Go, prick thy face and over-red thy fear,Thou lily-livered boy. — William Shakespeare
I can't forgive my friends for dying; I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
— Logan Pearsall Smith
Long story short: I don't know shit about whatever dancing monkey of the moment is amusing the plebes.
— Antonio Garcia Martinez
I don't believe in our politics, our way of thinking, believing, amusing ourselves; I don't share a single one of the ideals of our age.
— Hermann Hesse
At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.
— Marilyn Vos Savant
Love Rocks The De La Cruz's World
— P.T. Macias
Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself.
— Charles Baudelaire
An idea sparked in the 1960s, a thought experiment, an amusing haiku, is now a thing of metal and glass.
— Janna Levin
Defiance was only amusing when the stakes were low.
— Courtney Milan
She looked like an angel who had decided that it was far more amusing to be wicked than to be good.
— Suzanne Harper
You want a favor from me, it's going to involve crown molding or adding extra can lights. I draw the line at amusing your bouche
— Lisa Kleypas
Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.
— Alexei Sayle
Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself.
— James Anthony Froude
I like to see an angry Englishman," said Poirot. "They are very amusing. The more emotional they feel the less command they have of language.
— Agatha Christie
All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns.
— George R R Martin
It is now only in letters I write what I feel: not in literature any more, and I seldom say it, because I keep trying to be amusing.
— E. M. Forster
Is adult amusement killing our children, or is killing our children amusing adults?
— Marilyn Manson
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
— Keisha Keenleyside
I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then do it.
— Sloane Crosley
As her mum always says, one of the advantages of being an only child is that you have no trouble amusing yourself.
— Liane Moriarty
Information was like an aphrodisiac to Finn. Uncovering people's secrets an amusing game.
— Jennifer Estep
The house of God doesn't get terribly good reception, I'm afraid.
— Philip Hemplow
Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed.
— Shannon Hale
That the young rich smell the stink of the poor and learn to find it a bit amusing. They had to laugh, otherwise it would be too terrifying.
— Charles Bukowski
Teaching, I find, is not the most amusing thing on earth; in fact, with a stupid lump for a Pupil, it is about the most irksome.
— Jane Welsh Carlyle
It's all in your headJ you have the power to make things seem hard or easy or even amusing. The choice is yours.
— Seneca The Younger
Sometimes I have wondered whether life wouldn't be much more amusing if we were all devils, and no nonsense about angels and being good.
— William Hurlbut
Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.
— Nicolas Chamfort
There were few things Deaf people found more amusing than hearing people who knew just enough sign to be dangerous.
— Darynda Jones
It's not by amusing oneself that one learns.
— Anatole France
Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money without ingenuity.
— Arnold Bennett
A book may be very amusing with numerous errors, or it may be very dull without a single absurdity.
— Oliver Goldsmith
Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.
— Laurence Sterne
Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.
— Jerry Seinfeld
I'm useless scrabbling around at home. I get on everyone's nerves, including my own. I'm not very good at amusing myself.
— Laurence Fox
I don't like to talk much with people who always agree with me. It is amusing to coquette with an echo for a little while, but one soon tires of it.
— Thomas Carlyle
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
— Coco Chanel
Beautiful? It's all a question of luck. I was born with good legs. As for the rest ... beautiful, no. Amusing, yes.
— Josephine Baker
William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.
— Dick Cavett
The playful kitten, with its pretty little tigerish gambols, is infinitely more amusing than half the people one is obliged to live with in the world.
— Sydney, Lady Morgan
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[A]n Obama presidency would be an amusing approximation of the Carter administration, complete with vaporous moralizing and foreign policy bungling.
— Emmett Tyrrell
Everything's more amusing when read in voices.
— Tessa Dare
Certainty without power can be interesting, even amusing. Certainty with power can be dangerous.
— Donald Rumsfeld
Film sets are constantly amusing because you really are creating something that is so very surreal, and I kind of like that.
— Hugo Weaving
When a new baby is expected mother has 9 months to prepare the family and the kitchen for her departure!
— Nursing Mothers' Association Of Australia
Unconsciously, I fell in love with the small round sphere, with its amusing and capricious rebounds which sometimes play with me.
— Fabien Barthez
Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.
— William Shatner
His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Lightsong had never bothered to learn the rules.He found it more amusing to play when he had no idea what he was doing. — Brandon Sanderson
Everyone listened to this amusing narrative with great interest, and the moment that Behemoth concluded it, they all shouted in unison: 'Lies!
— Mikhail Bulgakov
I can't bare you when you're not amusing.
— Evelyn Waugh
Hey, you're not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.
— Barbara Elsborg
Oh, God. I'm trapped in the fucking Chronicles of Narnia.""I'm sure that would be an amusing reference, if I understood it. — Richelle Mead
Life is full of amusement to an amusing man.
— Henry Ward Beecher
If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.
— Terry Pratchett
Life's more amusing than we thought.
— Andrew Lang
Bad literature of the sort called amusing is spiritual gin.
— George Eliot
He sat staring before him, seeing nothing but a long line of Mortimers, inexhaustable and prolific to the end of time.
— Edith Pargeter
War is the only sport which is genuinely amusing. And it is the only sport which has any intelligible use.
— H.L. Mencken
Viscerally, what Genevieve felt, and it wasn't at all amusing.
— Loretta Chase
I laugh because your pain is amusing.
— Lauren Dane
He laughed, like someone had stabbed him in the chest and he had no other choice but to find it amusing.
— Marissa Meyer
Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak his freedom!!
— Louise Rennison
