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Everything psychic is pregnant with the future. — C. G. Jung

At night, the moon, a pregnant woman, walks cautiously over the slippery heavens. — Richard Aldington

Scholars dream of finding small facts pregnant with great progeny. — Mason Cooley

My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I was born into phobia, basically. — Dane Cook

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! — Jessica Simpson

Michael always said if he could get them to eighteen without going to jail or getting a girl pregnant he'd consider it a success. — Brigid Kemmerer

You're pregnant?" I can't even believe the words I'm saying as I pull her toward me, and onto my lap. — K. Bromberg

A deed happens in a definite place at a definite time, but if it be sufficiently great and pregnant, its virtue radiates everywhere in time and space. — George Sarton

Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant. — Art Linkletter

Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of. — Sara Gruen

When I have an idea, I'm like a pregnant woman. I just have to deliver. — Abdolkarim Soroush

Your forties is not the time to be thinking about getting pregnant. — Marcia Cross

I gained, I think, 65 pounds when I was pregnant. And I will say to moms out there, 'Don't stress about losing it. It will happen when it happens.' — Vanessa Lachey

There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend. — Jay Crownover

I can't get her pregnant! I'm just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant. — Scylar Tyberius

One of the most exiting things about being pregnant is that I just am accepting the complete unknown; it's a complete mystery and miracle. — Natalie Portman

It's too bad Mitch can't be the pregnant one.
Oh my God, he'd love that. — Rainbow Rowell

There's a second life involved. No matter what your position is on abortion or the death penalty, you shouldn't put a pregnant woman to death. — George H. W. Bush

A trifle is often pregnant with high importance; the prudent man neglects no circumstance. — Sophocles

Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody. — Chelsea Handler

Force is the midwife of every old society pregnant with a new one. — Karl Marx

We can barely be in the same room without conceiving, so it's just inevitable that she'll get pregnant again. — Katie Ashley

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. — Molly Ivins

Lies were like having a pregnant rabbit. One day you had one, but before you knew it, there were rabbits all over the place. — Charles De Lint

Oh, and you accuse me of flattery! Here I waddle about like a fat old duck and you try to tell me I'm lovely. — Robin Hobb

I'm here to tell you I do [have a baby bump]. I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump. — Jennifer Garner

No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to. — Benazir Bhutto

My reflection in the mirror shows me pink and puffy. I thought pregnant women were to supposed to glow. I am not glowing. — Audrey Niffenegger

I am not a pregnant working mother wronged. — Elizabeth Vargas

Pregnant women in the room!" "Rheia will have all the help she needs with her child after I kill you since I am their athair!" Aiden roared. "They — Alanea Alder

I don't know why this is, maybe because I am 33 or what, but I didn't think it would be that easy for me to get pregnant. But it was. — Holly Madison

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. — Erma Bombeck

Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes. — Ashlee Simpson

I'm going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I'm a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge. — Kim Gruenenfelder

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

I love my nose! I was so nervous when I got pregnant that I was going to get that weird nose spread that you sometimes see pregnant ladies get. — Busy Philipps

I feel that I am pregnant by music, and it is the father and mother of my child. — R. Kelly

Publishing a book is like being pregnant. By the end, you're just ready to get that baby out! — Carmen DeSousa

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. — Queen Victoria

This better not be a pregnant thing or your hot little ass is gonna live knocked up for the next thirty years. — Abbi Glines

When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant. — Andy Warhol

I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight. — Jennifer Garner

When I was a kid, my mother said, 'Stephen if you were a girl, you'd always be pregnant. — Stephen King

Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant. — Sandra Bernhard

Um. Wow. I think I just got pregnant watching that," Val said, breathless. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

My father was having an affair with a 16-year-old when Mum was pregnant with me. She found out when I was three weeks old and left, not surprisingly. — Carol Vorderman

I feel like the earth, astonished at fragrance borne in the air, made pregnant with mystery from a drop of rain. — Rumi

We are pregnant with freedom. — Assata Shakur