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I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy. — Dave Eggers

I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott

I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny. — Dave Barry

It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader. — L.A. Weatherly

He didn't laugh when he thought something was funny
he laughed when he was happy. — Rainbow Rowell

So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land — Richard Llewellyn

Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. — Louis C.K.

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience. — Jim Gaffigan

Wanna see the rest of my happy place? — Dia Reeves

Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table. — Santosh Kalwar

Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I think people are plotting to make me happy. — J.D. Salinger

Cassie asked.
asked Ax — Katherine Applegate

It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with. — Lindsay Lohan

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight. — Ernie J Zelinski

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh. — Rebecca McNutt

One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humor. — Marshall McLuhan

I don't like happy stuff. I'm not funny. — Sondra Radvanovsky

Act your age, not your shoe size. — Prince

Foul!" yelled Jamie, who seemed extremely happy not to be the one facing a blade. "Distracting technique! Put your shirt back on right now. — Sarah Rees Brennan

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. — Ellen DeGeneres

Why are things always happy in Japanese restaurants? Just once, maybe I'd like to try the Sashimi of Discontent, or the Heartbroken Hand Roll — Amy Vansant

I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL. — Auliq Ice

On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence. — William Jennings Bryan

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system. — Ellen DeGeneres

I became at peace with the darkness or the personality that I have. I am usually pretty funny and happy. — Matt Berninger

I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit! — Sharon Swan

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work. — Ellen DeGeneres

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. — E.A. Bucchianeri

The state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. — Plutarch

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben

Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. — Charles M. Schulz

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch — Keisha Keenleyside

I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier. — Ugo Ehiogu

Happy COUPLES are those who have passed both chemistry and physics! — Mohith Agadi

Being funny is not the same as being happy. — Dana Gould

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant

Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere. — Lorna Jane Cook

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all. — Gary D. Schmidt

You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal. — Francois Lelord