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I was looking at my sneakers and making my feet alternately pigeon-toed and then penguin-toed on the bedroom's blue carpet. — David Foster Wallace

The only way they could truly participate was by following their own desires, their own dreams, because that is how man becomes an instrument of God. — Paulo Coelho

She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright

But love is love. It makes you do terribly stupid things. — Paula McLain

Their savage eyes turned to a modest gaze by the sweet power of music. — William Shakespeare

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. — Beck Anderson

But you couldn't touch this kid right now, bullets would have dodged him. — Pete Wentz

I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright