Alonzo Bodden Quotes
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I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.
— Alonzo Bodden
I grew up in the suburbs. I'm an angry suburban nergo. I'm bad in, like, Starbucks. I'll hurt you over a frappuccino.
— Alonzo Bodden
In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.
— Alonzo Bodden
Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years ... it's called cash.
— Alonzo Bodden
we should expect the best in people.
— Carrie Jones
I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.
— Alonzo Bodden
I like psycho chicks ... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open.
— Alonzo Bodden
Don't get sidetracked. If you do get sidetracked, get back on track as soon as possible. Ultimately sidetracking kills you.
— Donald J. Trump
I could always make people laugh.
— Alonzo Bodden
Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat.
— Alonzo Bodden
Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears.
— Alonzo Bodden
Fashion has a right to exist, because it permits people to define themselves over and over again.
— Ann Demeulemeester
Bob, who had never been late in his life, suspected there was something hostile at the core of people who always were.
— Dennis Lehane
Autumn is a classical music; when it begins, the gravity disappears!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home.
— Alonzo Bodden
I cannot refrain from saying that women must come to recognize there is some function of womanhood other than being a child-bearing machine.
— Margaret Sanger
Louis Maistros has an original and dark vision, full of power.
— Douglas Clegg
I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim ...
— Alonzo Bodden
If you are wondering what 'strong' is, it is probably not you.
— Pavel Tsatsouline
Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?
— Alonzo Bodden
I ride because there's nothing like in the world. It's a passion. It's something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine not doing it.
— Alonzo Bodden
