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I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work. — Alonzo Bodden

I grew up in the suburbs. I'm an angry suburban nergo. I'm bad in, like, Starbucks. I'll hurt you over a frappuccino. — Alonzo Bodden

Ingrid Bergman speaks five languages and can't act in any of them. — John Gielgud

In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening. — Alonzo Bodden

Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years ... it's called cash. — Alonzo Bodden

we should expect the best in people. — Carrie Jones

I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days. — Alonzo Bodden

I like psycho chicks ... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open. — Alonzo Bodden

Don't get sidetracked. If you do get sidetracked, get back on track as soon as possible. Ultimately sidetracking kills you. — Donald J. Trump

I could always make people laugh. — Alonzo Bodden

People carry their loved ones with them. They are forever present. — Tove Jansson

Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat. — Alonzo Bodden

Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears. — Alonzo Bodden

Fashion has a right to exist, because it permits people to define themselves over and over again. — Ann Demeulemeester

Bob, who had never been late in his life, suspected there was something hostile at the core of people who always were. — Dennis Lehane

Autumn is a classical music; when it begins, the gravity disappears! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home. — Alonzo Bodden

I cannot refrain from saying that women must come to recognize there is some function of womanhood other than being a child-bearing machine. — Margaret Sanger

Louis Maistros has an original and dark vision, full of power. — Douglas Clegg

I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim ... — Alonzo Bodden

At the end of the day, the team you build is the company you build. — Steve Case

If you are wondering what 'strong' is, it is probably not you. — Pavel Tsatsouline

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce? — Alonzo Bodden

I ride because there's nothing like in the world. It's a passion. It's something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine not doing it. — Alonzo Bodden

I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up. — Alonzo Bodden