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On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw sand at children. — Allie Brosh

IT'S HARD not pushing people and not throwing sand at them. — Allie Brosh

I couldn't even muster the enthusiasm to hate myself anymore. — Allie Brosh

I prepare for my new life as an adult like some people prepare for the apocalypse. The first day or two of my plans usually goes okay. — Allie Brosh

I don't just want to do the right thing. I want to WANT to do the right thing. — Allie Brosh

Be an unsinkable ship.' Basically, making yourself seaworthy is easier than trying to control the sea. — Allie Brosh

It's so somewhat effective that I now rely on it almost exclusively when I need to get myself to do something — Allie Brosh

There I was, casually wishing that I could stop existing in the same way you'd want to leave an empty room or mute an unbearably repetitive noise. — Allie Brosh

And that's how I got to go to a birthday party while very heavily sedated. — Allie Brosh

I had always viewed feelings as a weakness - annoying obstacles on my quest for total power over myself. — Allie Brosh

LOOK AT MEEE LOOK I own all the bananas now. Give me a dollar. Fuck you. Help me. — Allie Brosh

I suspect that, left to my own devices, I would completely lose control of my life. — Allie Brosh

Dear 25 year old [note: not "Dear 25-year-old me" or "Dear 25-year-old self," just "Dear 25 year old"], — Allie Brosh

YOU R sO bRUEtifUL...
how R U so BRUTEfUL and good? — Allie Brosh

I was a god - the god of cake - and I was unstoppable. — Allie Brosh

You lazy, floor banana motherf***** — Allie Brosh

I am incensed that reality has the audacity to do some of the things it does when I CLEARLY don't want those things to happen. — Allie Brosh

The absurdity of working so hard to continue doing something you don't like can be overwhelming. — Allie Brosh

You aren't allowed to decide because you are really bad at making decisions. — Allie Brosh

Trimming your dogs nails is a traumatic event that requires three people, a beach towel, and a can of spray cheese. — Allie Brosh

I followed myself around like a bully, narrating my thoughts and actions with a constant stream of abuse. — Allie Brosh

But, against all odds, my gigantic ego continues to attempt greatness. — Allie Brosh

I had spent my last feeling being disappointed that I couldn't rent Jumanji. (...) And thus began a tiny rebelion. — Allie Brosh

Cake is the only thing that matters. — Allie Brosh

For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. — Allie Brosh

Because I can see the future and I know what will happen if I let you play with the lawn mower. — Allie Brosh

It wants to focus on being a good person, not just a barely not horrible one. — Allie Brosh

By now, I'm sure you can see that most of the things you want are stupid and most of the decisions you make are bad. — Allie Brosh

It's a strange moment when you realize that you don't want to be alive anymore. — Allie Brosh

Reality should follow through on what I think it is going to do. — Allie Brosh

No one could tell me not to eat an entire cake - not my mom, not Santa, not God - no one. It was my cake and everyone else could go fuck themselves. — Allie Brosh

Being a good person is a very important part of my identity, but being a genuinely good person is time-consuming and complicated. — Allie Brosh

How am I supposed to like myself if all these shitty things keep happening because I do them??? — Allie Brosh

It's disappointing to feel sad for no reason. Sadness can be almost pleasantly indulgent when you have a way to justify it. — Allie Brosh

To reiterate, no matter how much pepper you eat, it won't undo the ludicrous amount of salt you ate before it. — Allie Brosh

Fortunately, it turns out that being scared of yourself is a somewhat effective motivational technique. — Allie Brosh

Not giving a fuck and not being able to give a fuck. — Allie Brosh