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Be an unsinkable ship.' Basically, making yourself seaworthy is easier than trying to control the sea.
— Allie Brosh
It's so somewhat effective that I now rely on it almost exclusively when I need to get myself to do something
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I had always viewed feelings as a weakness - annoying obstacles on my quest for total power over myself.
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Dear 25 year old [note: not "Dear 25-year-old me" or "Dear 25-year-old self," just "Dear 25 year old"],
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YOU R sO bRUEtifUL...how R U so BRUTEfUL and good? — Allie Brosh
I was a god - the god of cake - and I was unstoppable.
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You lazy, floor banana motherf*****
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I am incensed that reality has the audacity to do some of the things it does when I CLEARLY don't want those things to happen.
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The absurdity of working so hard to continue doing something you don't like can be overwhelming.
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Trimming your dogs nails is a traumatic event that requires three people, a beach towel, and a can of spray cheese.
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I followed myself around like a bully, narrating my thoughts and actions with a constant stream of abuse.
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I had spent my last feeling being disappointed that I couldn't rent Jumanji. (...) And thus began a tiny rebelion.
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Cake is the only thing that matters.
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For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it.
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Because I can see the future and I know what will happen if I let you play with the lawn mower.
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By now, I'm sure you can see that most of the things you want are stupid and most of the decisions you make are bad.
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How am I supposed to like myself if all these shitty things keep happening because I do them???
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It's disappointing to feel sad for no reason. Sadness can be almost pleasantly indulgent when you have a way to justify it.
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To reiterate, no matter how much pepper you eat, it won't undo the ludicrous amount of salt you ate before it.
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Fortunately, it turns out that being scared of yourself is a somewhat effective motivational technique.
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Not giving a fuck and not being able to give a fuck.
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