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I am really high maintenance and won't walk through the microwave that fries your body. I always request a pat down [in airport]. — Michelle Visage

Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security. — Dave Barry

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them. — Jeff Foxworthy

As anyone who has ever fallen foul of an airport, a conventional hospital or a bad restaurant knows, misery is made up of little things ... — Katharine Whitehorn

We still have a problem here in this country of access to airports and airplanes [for terrorists]. — Adam Schiff

You knew you were an Arab if your ride form the airport was two dozen people. — Mohja Kahf

And for the second time that day he blesses the certainty of airports because he can always turn around and go someplace else. — Colson Whitehead

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. — Charles M. Schulz

I don't miss going to airports and hanging out in hotel rooms. — Bun E. Carlos

If I get the walk of a character, that helps me find them. So I'm constantly looking at airports and train stations, registering walks. — Stephen Graham

When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish ... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British. — Brenda Fricker

I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around. — Dave Barry

Tel-Aviv airport is still the only airport in the world where each passenger is met by ten relatives. — George Mikes

The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages. — Eugene Mirman

The neurotic circles ceaselessly above a fogged-in airport. — Mignon McLaughlin

I think we should start a movement, and everyone should just start wearing metal pants to the airport. — Ed Robertson

I don't like waiting in airports for my bags. Even worse, I don't like waiting in airports when my bags are lost. — Steve Waugh

Digital makes it so much easier. No bricks of film, no worrying about airport X-rays, etc. — Peter Menzel

We can't keep weapons out of prisons; we can't possibly expect to keep them out of airports. — Bruce Schneier

You know what each house should have? A Duty Free space. Like at the airports. Then I might consider moving in with a woman. — Carol Vorvain

How many airports are there in the world? — Jimmy Carr

I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, hotels, and airports. — Patton Oswalt

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost. — Kristen Schaal

Stations and airports are rehearsals for separations by death. — Anais Nin

There is a bomb on board, we are meeting their demands, we are heading back to the airport. — Ziad Jarrah

People whose sensibility is destroyed by music in trains, airports, lifts, cannot concentrate on a Beethoven Quartet. — Witold Lutoslawski

you never miss the plane, you're spending too much time in airports. — Jordan Ellenberg

Seems like half my anxiety dreams are about airports. — Lois McMaster Bujold

When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop. — Dane Cook

I buy digital music off of iTunes all the time. I Shazam something in an airport or in a club or something; I Shazam it, I buy it. I am fully digital. — Richard Patrick

Privatization of assets that most of us consider public goods - like airports and highways - has a long, often-uncontroversial history. — Bethany McLean

Everything has changed. The flying changed. The airports have changed. — Eydie Gorme

Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland security than making us take off our shoes in airports and throw away our shampoo?
— Lee Iacocca

If airports can be seen as temples to travel, gateways to other worlds, then airport carpets are the vast prayer mats upon which we all genuflect. — George Pendle

People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport. — Dov Davidoff

Being stuck in airports, you always end up buying perfume and sunglasses. — Lexa Doig

I always feel comfortable, basically in any situation except perhaps airports. — Andre Leon Talley

Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends. — Molly Haskell

I am finished with cities. I spent four years in New York, ten in Paris, and I was in Belgrade for a while. To me now they are just airports. — Emir Kusturica

A shortage of airports runways and gates along outmoded air traffic control systems have made U.S. air travel the most congested in the world. — Ray LaHood

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport — Frank Zappa

For the speedy reader paragraphs become a country the eye flies over looking for landmarks, reference points, airports, restrooms, passages of sex. — William H Gass

Nobody ever thinks clearly at the airport. — Nicolas Cage

I was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop - and there wasn't a duty-free shop. — Andy Gray

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage. — Johnny Vegas

I'm a little disappointed I didn't get fiddled with by a TSA agent at the airport. I feel unwanted. Maybe next time. — William Regal

I'm always using a towel around my head. Airports don't worry about me. — Kerry King

I've spent my whole life in airports. I don't come home but every two and a half months, which is pretty crazy. — Alison Mosshart

At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. And what's the first thing they do when they arrest you? They pat you down. — Jay Leno

Loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport. — Zayn Malik

Airport carpets are so much richer to both the senses and the intellect. — George Pendle

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security. — Doug Stanhope

I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport. — George W. Bush

Been stuck in airports, terrorized; sent to meetings, hypnotized; overexposed, commercialized. Handle me with care. — George Harrison

For families flying out of the U.K. for a winter getaway, airports should be the ideal place to pick up a bargain. — George Osborne

If you never miss a plane, you're spending too much time at the airport. — George Stigler

Taxis, I loved taxis. Not the ones I came home drunk in, but the ones I caught to airports or railway stations. — Karl Ove Knausgard

What god would be hanging around Terminal Two of Heathrow Airport trying to catch the 15:37 flight to Oslo? — Douglas Adams

Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

You are by yourself for the best years of your life. You sleep in airports. If it doesn't kill you it makes you strong. — Helena Christensen

Further south, there are some airports, but none our size. Our airport is the gateway to the southern Kansas City. — James Green

When to arrive at the airport?: You should be at the airport already. — Dave Barry

Since the national team doesn't have a stadium yet, they'll come to play here, at Sofia airport. — Ivan Slavkov

I feel gigantic affection for all of Homeland Security at airports. — Jeff Perry

I'm constitutionally incapable of working on planes or trains, and airports are definitely out. — Damon Galgut

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport. — Douglas Adams

An airport carpet can tell you everything about its surroundings! — George Pendle

People who meet in airports are seventy-two percent more likely to fall for each other than people who meet anywhere else. — The Statistical Probability Of Love At First Sight

Bureaucratic nonsense at airports drives me crazy. — Dominic Monaghan

I don't remember the hotel rooms or the airports but I always remember the events. — Chuck Palahniuk

I've been chased through airports with a screaming baby because the photographers are ruthless, and they want the picture. — Lisa Marie Presley

Airports are torture chambers if you're claustrophobic. — Jennifer E. Smith

Out of all the airports that are out there only about 5 percent have commercial service. — Chris Brown

We have an extensive system of highways, ports, locks and dams, and airports. — Jerry Costello

Airports and 'leg room' on planes are a form of medieval torture. — Mary E. Pearson

I hate everything about airports from getting there to taking off. — Honor Blackman

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches. — Anonymous

I got religion in the airport, my Lord. They caught me waiting on my baggage when I was bored. — Neil Young

Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line. — Rich Hall

Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport. — Bobcat Goldthwait

Airports are not simulations of cities; rather cities are simulations of airports. — Benjamin H. Bratton

I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport. — Rodney Dangerfield

The front line with ISIS isn't just in Iraq and Syria, it's in Kennedy Airport and the Rio Grande. Border security is national security. — Ted Cruz

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. — David Letterman

There is truly no other place bearing so much love as airports. — Ioana-Cristina Casapu

I am starting to hate airports and the whole business of getting onto the plane. It all takes so long I want to scream. — Greg Wise

I'm always buying gadgets, especially at airports. — Tom Felton

The Devil himself had probably re-designed Hell in the light of the information he had gained from observing airport layouts. — Anthony Price

Screw the shops; I want a duty-free office. — Rishi Piparaiya

The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed. — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

I love to go to the airports and just put on, like, dark glasses, so nobody can tell I'm staring at them, and just draw people. — Pete Docter

Hell, which as every frequent traveler knows, is in Concourse D of O'Hare Airport. — Dave Barry

Airports should all belong to the same country. The country of Crappacia. Or Bleakovania. Or Suckitan. — Jennifer Donnelly

When you are lying drunk at the airport you're Irish. When you win an Oscar you're British. — Brenda Fricker

Strengthening local airports in Iowa is important for economic development and improving the quality of life our rural areas and urban communities — Chuck Grassley

Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done. — Elizabeth Warnock Fernea

I think you should dress nicely for airports. You're surrounded by people coming from all walks of life. You should look your best. — Casey Neistat

Travelling has a special scent: The scent of excitement! To smell this scent, visit the airports or the train stations or the harbours! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

In its current incarnation in my life touring is a lot of airports and hotels and car services and only OK food. — Jami Attenberg

Waiting for inspiration is like standing at the airport waiting for a train. — Leigh Michaels