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Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror. — Al Boliska

Let me be very honest and just say that if any airline would let me take the violin and the laptop on board I would fly that airline all the time. — Lara St. John

I just heard George W. Bush's new plan for airline security. From here on out, every plane will now have its own hockey dad. — David Letterman

A lot of people came into the airline business. Most of them promptly exited, minus their money, — Robert Crandall

It's not a testosterone-driven industry any longer. Success is making money, not in the size of the airline. — Gordon Bethune

Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus. — Erma Bombeck

Today, we ask not what we can do for our country but what our country, employer, fast-food purveyor, or favorite airline can do for us. — Moises Naim

Google makes so much money that it's now worth three times more than every U.S. airline combined. — Peter Thiel

Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour." — Dave Barry

Any serious airline has to look at a worldwide network. — Vijay Mallya

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. — Harvey MacKay

I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around. — Dave Barry

I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute. — Lewis Black

Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare. — Dave Barry

United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either. — David Letterman

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

The quickest way to become a millionaire in the airline business is to start out as a billionaire. — Richard Branson

He won't fly on the Balinese airline, Garuda, because he won't fly on any airline where the pilots believe in reincarnation. — Spalding Gray

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline. — Johnny Carson

The greatest sin of airline management of the last 22 years is to say, "It's all labor's fault." — Donald J. Carty

I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though. — Mickey Gilley

I decided there must be room for another airline when I spent two days trying to get through to People Express. — Richard Branson

It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline so cheap, nobody will fly it. — Gordon Bethune

Every penny I've ever saved has been spent on airline tickets to different corners of the world. — JJ Feild

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. — Les Dawson

I have to say that flying on Air Force One sort of spoils you for coach on a regular airline. — Ron Reagan

If you don't like airline food, you'll probably have the same impression of space station food. I would not fly to space for the food. — Chris Hadfield

Juan Tripp was a friend. Good name for an airline man, huh? Juan Tripp after another? — Fay Wray

I have flown ValuJet, ValuJet is a safe airline, as is our entire aviation system. — Federico Pena

I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations. — Mackenzie Astin

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke. — Jay Leno

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines — John Mulaney

There is something about the airline industry that really grabbed me. — Maurice Flanagan

Two of the biggest drivers of airline profit are change fees and baggage fees. — Paul Hudson

If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs. — Herb Kelleher

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland. — Michael O'Leary

If you want to travel on the airline system, you give up your privacy. If you want your privacy, don't fly. Flying is voluntary. — Robert Crandall

We're in the Customer Service business - we just happen to provide airline transportation. — Colleen Barrett

I don't enjoy traveling in America. I don't like the food, the cars. It is not exotic enough. It all tastes a bit like airline food. — Carla Bley

Airline fees are ridiculous. I heard they're going to start charging for cabin pressure. — Em Elless

If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline. — Richard Branson

Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver. — Collett E. Woolman

I made publicity contracts with Nike, several broadcasting companies and airline companies within Australia. — Cathy Freeman

A lot of faith is placed upon the airline itself. The FAA has never and will never have enough resources to completely monitor the airlines. — Wayne Williams

The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. — Peggy Ryan

We have a strategic plan. It's called 'doing things'. — Herb Kelleher

I've always dreamed of franchising an airline, but I haven't been able to figure out how to do it. — Henry Silverman

Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles? — Jason Biggs

children not allocated their own seat do not appear in listed victim numbers in airline crash statistics. — Glenn Meade

Every time someone dies as a result of floods in Bangladesh, an airline executive should be dragged out of his office and drowned. — George Monbiot

I've said many times that I'd be thrilled to sell the airline to the employees and our guys said no, we'll take all the money, anyway. — Robert Crandall

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. — Mark Russell

If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach? — Jerry Seinfeld

We've got fuel prices coming down and good travel numbers coming out, so it's not surprising airline stocks are going up. — Andrew Sullivan

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. — Jerry Seinfeld

You can't have a mid-life crisis in the airline industry because every day is a crisis. — Herb Kelleher

Nike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama. — Jay Leno

With any luck, by the time NASA's space probe hits Pluto, you'll be booking a spaceflight with a privately run suborbital airline. — Burt Rutan

Running an airline is a normal job. Racing is more. — Niki Lauda

When I was younger I wanted to be an airline pilot, but that lasted for about 30 seconds. — John Barrowman

I came from the music business, which reputedly has the biggest egos, but I really think the airline world caps it. — Tony Fernandes

Anybody with my background in the airline business who is not deaf is a fraud. — Maurice Flanagan

If nobody is happy, then it's an equitable merger. - Maxim of airline seniority list arbitration — Robert Gandt

Not having an administrator sends the wrong message to the airline industry. — Maria Cantwell

These days no one can make money on the goddamn airline business. The economics represent sheer hell. — C. R. Smith

You cannot manage an airline from a corner office in Willis Tower. That doesn't work. You've got to manage by walking around. — Jeff Smisek

I'm trying to be as green as I can. As an airline pilot, I have a carbon footprint that's a size 10, so it's pretty hard. — Bruce Dickinson

There aren't many people around with the stomach or the knowledge to delve into the airline industry. — James Coulter

You don't build wealth with credit card rewards and airline miles. You can't beat the credit card companies at their own game. — Dave Ramsey

The thing about commuting internationally is that you have to be a lawyer or an airline steward to do it successfully. — Joan Juliet Buck

There has always been a certain romanticism associated with the airline business. We must avoid its perpetuation at Eastern at all costs. — Frank Borman

Once you get hooked on the airline business, it's worse than dope. — Ed Acker