Airline Quotes
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Airline Quotes & Sayings
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I just heard George W. Bush's new plan for airline security. From here on out, every plane will now have its own hockey dad.
— David Letterman
A lot of people came into the airline business. Most of them promptly exited, minus their money,
— Robert Crandall
It's not a testosterone-driven industry any longer. Success is making money, not in the size of the airline.
— Gordon Bethune
Google makes so much money that it's now worth three times more than every U.S. airline combined.
— Peter Thiel
Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."
— Dave Barry
Any serious airline has to look at a worldwide network.
— Vijay Mallya
Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline.
— Harvey MacKay
I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.
— Dave Barry
I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
— Lewis Black
United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.
— David Letterman
The quickest way to become a millionaire in the airline business is to start out as a billionaire.
— Richard Branson
He won't fly on the Balinese airline, Garuda, because he won't fly on any airline where the pilots believe in reincarnation.
— Spalding Gray
Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.
— Johnny Carson
The greatest sin of airline management of the last 22 years is to say, "It's all labor's fault."
— Donald J. Carty
I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though.
— Mickey Gilley
I decided there must be room for another airline when I spent two days trying to get through to People Express.
— Richard Branson
It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline so cheap, nobody will fly it.
— Gordon Bethune
Every penny I've ever saved has been spent on airline tickets to different corners of the world.
— JJ Feild
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
— Les Dawson
I have to say that flying on Air Force One sort of spoils you for coach on a regular airline.
— Ron Reagan
If you don't like airline food, you'll probably have the same impression of space station food. I would not fly to space for the food.
— Chris Hadfield
I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.
— Mackenzie Astin
There is something about the airline industry that really grabbed me.
— Maurice Flanagan
If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs.
— Herb Kelleher
The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.
— Michael O'Leary
If you want to travel on the airline system, you give up your privacy. If you want your privacy, don't fly. Flying is voluntary.
— Robert Crandall
We're in the Customer Service business - we just happen to provide airline transportation.
— Colleen Barrett
Airline fees are ridiculous. I heard they're going to start charging for cabin pressure.
— Em Elless
If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline.
— Richard Branson
Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver.
— Collett E. Woolman
I made publicity contracts with Nike, several broadcasting companies and airline companies within Australia.
— Cathy Freeman
A lot of faith is placed upon the airline itself. The FAA has never and will never have enough resources to completely monitor the airlines.
— Wayne Williams
We have a strategic plan. It's called 'doing things'.
— Herb Kelleher
I've always dreamed of franchising an airline, but I haven't been able to figure out how to do it.
— Henry Silverman
children not allocated their own seat do not appear in listed victim numbers in airline crash statistics.
— Glenn Meade
Every time someone dies as a result of floods in Bangladesh, an airline executive should be dragged out of his office and drowned.
— George Monbiot
I've said many times that I'd be thrilled to sell the airline to the employees and our guys said no, we'll take all the money, anyway.
— Robert Crandall
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
— Mark Russell
If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach?
— Jerry Seinfeld
We've got fuel prices coming down and good travel numbers coming out, so it's not surprising airline stocks are going up.
— Andrew Sullivan
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.
— Jerry Seinfeld
You can't have a mid-life crisis in the airline industry because every day is a crisis.
— Herb Kelleher
Running an airline is a normal job. Racing is more.
— Niki Lauda
When I was younger I wanted to be an airline pilot, but that lasted for about 30 seconds.
— John Barrowman
I came from the music business, which reputedly has the biggest egos, but I really think the airline world caps it.
— Tony Fernandes
If nobody is happy, then it's an equitable merger. - Maxim of airline seniority list arbitration
— Robert Gandt
These days no one can make money on the goddamn airline business. The economics represent sheer hell.
— C. R. Smith
You cannot manage an airline from a corner office in Willis Tower. That doesn't work. You've got to manage by walking around.
— Jeff Smisek
I'm trying to be as green as I can. As an airline pilot, I have a carbon footprint that's a size 10, so it's pretty hard.
— Bruce Dickinson
There aren't many people around with the stomach or the knowledge to delve into the airline industry.
— James Coulter
You don't build wealth with credit card rewards and airline miles. You can't beat the credit card companies at their own game.
— Dave Ramsey
