Afternoon Humor Quotes
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Afternoon Humor Quotes & Sayings
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That morning she pours Teacher's over my belly and licks it off. That afternoon she tries to jump out the window.
— Raymond Carver
A boy becomes a man when a man is needed
— John Steinbeck
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
— Bill Watterson
I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!?
— Jonas Eriksson
Check his wheelchair for anthrax and ammunition
— Jojo Moyes
Quote taken from Chapter 1:The June afternoon had clear, blue skies - ideal weather for birdwatching. — Ed Lynskey
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.
— Hank Aaron
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read President Can't Swim.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
The only reason there's such a thing as a morning in the first place is to keep night and afternoon from bumping into each other.-Kheldar — David Eddings
Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory.
— Bernard Of Clairvaux
Music wasn't really music unless your soul was exposed, unless your heart was either bursting or breaking.
— Rachel Van Dyken
You can see your real face only when you stop deceiving yourself! Until then, you will always see someone which is not you!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
If you look at a lot of people's careers, the first couple of movies, usually, are the most embarrassing.
— Michael Ealy