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The main thing I got from growing up in a suburb is the boredom you have as a child. — Alia Shawkat

Many markets work best with little or no outside interference. But others - especially those subject to big 'externalities' - need a helping hand. — Eric Maskin

That morning she pours Teacher's over my belly and licks it off. That afternoon she tries to jump out the window. — Raymond Carver

I know what I like, and I'm not trying to adapt to new things. — Kyle Kinane

The more contact we have with one another and the more we come to understand each other's values, the greater will be our mutual respect. — Dalai Lama

A boy becomes a man when a man is needed — John Steinbeck

Crying is really great. Everything is always better afterwards, except when your best friend has died. Then you just cry some more. — Lenore Look

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! — Bill Watterson

I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!? — Jonas Eriksson

Check his wheelchair for anthrax and ammunition — Jojo Moyes

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The June afternoon had clear, blue skies - ideal weather for birdwatching. — Ed Lynskey

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is? — Amy Neftzger

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course. — Hank Aaron

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read President Can't Swim. — Lyndon B. Johnson

The censorious said she slept in a hammock and understood Yeats's poems, but her family denied both stories. — Saki

The only reason there's such a thing as a morning in the first place is to keep night and afternoon from bumping into each other.
-Kheldar — David Eddings

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. — Bernard Of Clairvaux

To be clever in the afternoon argues that one is dining nowhere in the evening. — Saki

Music wasn't really music unless your soul was exposed, unless your heart was either bursting or breaking. — Rachel Van Dyken

Look, I haven't had hardly any bad luck. I never look at it that way. — Rick Majerus

You can see your real face only when you stop deceiving yourself! Until then, you will always see someone which is not you! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I don't really get things very ... intuitively. I mean, I don't immediately understand things. The only way I really get it is by writing it down. — Joan Didion

Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon. — Jerry Coleman

If you look at a lot of people's careers, the first couple of movies, usually, are the most embarrassing. — Michael Ealy