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Spying is always an expensive method of acquiring information. — Muriel Lester

There are pastors who won't go to people's sick beds. How can people of God turn their back on the sick, poor and hungry? — James Harvey Robinson

I'm from a family of bankers and businessmen, and here I am, the artist, the black sheep. — Matthew Quick

It's a funny thing sensing someone else's sex drive. After a while, you get to mistaking it for your own. — Haruki Murakami

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!' — Dave Attell

Whatever the dictates of fashion, it seems that those who take the trouble to gain mastery over what happens in consciousness do lead a happier life. — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough". — Rodney Dangerfield

Sexy as she wanna be and she dancing next so close to me. I said please excuse, you steppin on expensive shoes. — Ne-Yo

Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. — Baron D'Holbach

Had been a year earlier. Looking back, it had been a year of growth. Paul's personality had enlarged, he'd gained further wisdom, if not salary, — Julia Child

To be alive, to able to see, to walk ... it's all a miracle. I have adapted the technique of living life from miracle to miracle. — Arthur Rubinstein

Good, because if the guy isn't making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn't anything to write home to mom about. — J. Lynn