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I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel. — Rodney Dangerfield

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth. — Ian Holloway

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself. — Gary Gulman

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity. — Russell Baker

Actors are a race. — Mads Mikkelsen

Lisette set out browned chicken, warm butternut squash salad, blue potatoes, and blackberry bread with a crust of sugar that looked like ice crystals. — Sarah Addison Allen

The greatest achievement is to outperform yourself. — Denis Waitley

When the night comes, streets welcome the lonely souls because they alone can fully understand the lonely streets! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Debating Imperialism is a bit like debating the pros and cons of rape. What can we say? That we really miss it? — Arundhati Roy

A Republican is a man who wants you to go t'church every Sunday. A Democrat says if a man wants to have a glass of beer, he can have it. — Karen Abbott

Poetry is the work of the bard and of the people who inspire him. — Jose Marti

The value of a sacrifice lies in its necessity. — Veronica Roth

I love any excuse to come to New York - when it's not February. — K.A. Applegate