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So much good, so much evil. Just add water.
— Markus Zusak
But of course, all of this is just a silly fad, and when you add an "e" to fad, you get fade. And I predict this fad will fade.
— Andrew Clements
I can see that an insufficent, or perhaps even defective, socialization process has led you to believe that four-letter words add power to languauge
— Douglas Preston
Love the overuse of exclamation points!!!! Yes!!! They add a lot of emphasis!!! to what your character is saying!!!
— L.R.W. Lee
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
— W.C. Fields
God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell.
— Shannon L. Alder
And when you grow up one day," her mother would always add, "you might be lucky enough to be shot by someone you love.
— Carolyn Cohagan
Friendship is like a song, some may be a hit and last forever and some maybe be a waste of time and never to be heard of again
— Zoe Prentice
She crushed it, telling herself she was going to add Big in front of her Idiot tattoo.
— Nalini Singh
A dash of humor will only add intense gravity to the proceedings, even as a flash of lightning only makes midnight dreariness all the more impressive.
— Charles Haddon Spurgeon
I'm an instant atar. Just add Ester and stir.
— David Bowie
Well I've fucked the olives. Not literally I might hasten to add!
— David Nicholls
Jamie, have you ever done something for yourself alone - not with any thought of anyone else?
— Diana Gabaldon
Am I a car aficionado? No: for me, cars have always been just for transport. I didn't even know anyone who had a car until I was 14 or 15.
— Michael Caine
Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'
— Russell Howard
You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt
— Darynda Jones
Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.
— Lena Dunham
I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".
— Mitch Hedberg
A mistake from a good person always gets treated as crime.
— Pratik Akkawar
I've always said that next to Imperial China, the South is the best place in the world to be an old lady.
— Florence King
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
— Ozzy Osbourne
Who sees the death blinds the death. (Qui voit la mort - Aveugle la mort)
— Charles De Leusse
I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.
— Jim Butcher
Never trust a German to get a sauce right. Their solution to everything is just add more butter.
— Kate Quinn
I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.
— Dannika Dark
Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops.
— Mamie Eisenhower
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
— Steven Wright
One's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
— Billy Wilder
Add children to the list of things I hate.
— Lauren Morrill
You saw my leg?""How can a man help what he sees?" he said. "And, if I could add, you possess a very fine leg. — Shannon Hale
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz term for "add sugar to".
— Mitch Hedberg
