Achmed Dead Quotes
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Achmed Dead Quotes & Sayings
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I always laugh to myself when I listen to some really big A-list star saying that they are just a normal person.
— Laura Linney
The older I get the more I admire and crave competence, just simple competence, in any field from adultery to zoology.
— H.L. Mencken
The palace is not safe when the cottage is not happy.
— Benjamin Disraeli
Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.
— Dennis Miller
My love had grown one with my soul; it became darker, but did not go out
— Mikhail Lermontov
Creating a meaningful life has less to do with how we feel about our past than what we do about our future.
— Bill Crawford
Shut up or i'll kill you by Achmed the dead tarries.
— Jeff Dunham
Living in the present is the living in the presence ...
— Shri Amma Bhagwan
They feared her [the dream beloved], knowing that, being impossible, she was irresistable, and that was why the king loved her best.
— Salman Rushdie
There were thousands of parked automobiles out there, twinkling on a vast lake of blacktop.
— Kurt Vonnegut
My parents certainly didn't have anything to do with the theater. I'm some kind of accident.
— Alan Rickman
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you! — Jeff Dunham
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you! — Jeff Dunham