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Academy Awards Funny Quotes By Dan Chaon: It's always terrible when you realize that you've

It's always terrible when you realize that you've married the wrong book. — Dan Chaon

Academy Awards Funny Quotes By Joan Rivers: The people voting for the Oscars are so

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers

Academy Awards Funny Quotes By Ragnar Redbeard: If a man smite you on one cheek,

If a man smite you on one cheek, smash him down; smite him hip and thigh, for self-preservation is the highest law. — Ragnar Redbeard

Academy Awards Funny Quotes By David B. Givens: Women are superior to men in decoding nonverbal

Women are superior to men in decoding nonverbal cues (Rosenthal and DePaulo 1979). — David B. Givens

Academy Awards Funny Quotes By Lee Westwood: People always say golfers don't smile. But there

People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic. — Lee Westwood

Academy Awards Funny Quotes By Henning Mankell: No doubt you thought I was dead. I

No doubt you thought I was dead. I sometimes think I am myself. — Henning Mankell

Academy Awards Funny Quotes By Johnny Depp: If you don't like seeing pictures of violence

If you don't like seeing pictures of violence towards animals being posted, you need to help stop the violence, not the pictures. — Johnny Depp

Academy Awards Funny Quotes By Earl Wilson: Science may never come up with a better

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. — Earl Wilson

Academy Awards Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: Payday at my house is like the Academy

Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please. — Henny Youngman

Academy Awards Funny Quotes By Brian Stann: When you've been through that, a fight just

When you've been through that, a fight just doesn't seem that cataclysmic. — Brian Stann