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The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.
— Joan Rivers
If a man smite you on one cheek, smash him down; smite him hip and thigh, for self-preservation is the highest law.
— Ragnar Redbeard
Women are superior to men in decoding nonverbal cues (Rosenthal and DePaulo 1979).
— David B. Givens
People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic.
— Lee Westwood
No doubt you thought I was dead. I sometimes think I am myself.
— Henning Mankell
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
— Earl Wilson
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.
— Henny Youngman