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Maruman does not loll. — Isobelle Carmody

Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen ... Treat me like a queen and off with your head — Josh Stern

Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. — Danny DeVito

A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That's it. That's all I got. — Amy Summers

Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be. — Ray Stevenson

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this." — Adam West

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. — Nicole McKay

it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong — Josh Stern

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order — Josh Stern

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern

Hatred is just a funny and absurd rhyme with no tune. — Auliq Ice

Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle — Josh Stern

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society — Josh Stern

There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius — Josh Stern

When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle - and mine just got stolen. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working — Josh Stern

Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news. — George Saunders

I like gross generalizations ... I also like disgusting specifics! — Josh Stern

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels ... — Josh Stern

If you see the light at the end
of the tunnel, you're looking
through binoculars the wrong
way — Josh Stern

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing — Josh Stern

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug! — Nicole McKay

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. — Dora J. Arod

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' — William Cosmo Monkhouse

I wish happiness was some edible food easily available in stores... Oh wait, it is. — Hk

The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot. — Ian Strang