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shape about the size of a large dog hovering a few yards over his head. — Christie Golden

When true love broke my heart in half,
I took the whiskey from the shelf,
And told my neighbors when to laugh.
I keep a dog, and bark myself. — Theodore Roethke

You can tell a lot about a man from how he treats his dog, — Jim Butcher

Yeah, at home it's all moonbeams and puppy-dog tails, so I guess I do have a darker side - and I like writing about it. — Ryan Murphy

I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21. — Eric Roberts

Remember what Anatole France said about the dog masturbating on your leg
'Sure, it's honest, but who needs it? — Richard Yates

My dog doesn't worry about the meaning of life. — Charlotte Joko Beck

I've been dog rough, half blind and barking mad for years but you don't catch me going on about it. — Alan Moore

Dog sighs are some form of distilled truth. What does he know? What do dogs know? Ed sighs like he knows the truth about me and he loves me anyway. — Charles Yu

In modern times, dogs may be pampered, but historically, a dog's life wasn't much to bark about. Hence a dog's chance is a small chance. — Anu Garg

She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood. — Kate Jackson

What is really special about dogs is they're really similar to even human toddlers. — Brian Hare

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em. — Phil Robertson

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop! — Jonah Goldberg

He felt like a dog that was about to be told that, yes, he was a good boy, but his balls had to come off anyway. — Michael K. Schaefer

I don't think anyone would care about my private life because I don't do anything. I'm at home with my dog. — Danielle Panabaker

Bad stories are written about me because the press knows they can make me into a weeping dog and few people will object. — Yoko Ono

Beau was a small dog. But size doesn't tell you anything about how important something is. — Dan Gemeinhart

I try to refrain from the alarmist statement, really I do. It's bad for the liver and worries the dog, who has plenty enough to worry about as it is. — Christopher Buckley

All he think about since us married is how to make me mind. He don't want a wife, he want a dog. (Walker 2000: 58) — Alice Walker

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do. — Betty White

Dogs never lie about love. — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

Ask a writer what he thinks about critics and the answer you get is similar to what you get when you ask a lamppost how he feels about dogs. — Bert Sugar

The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say.
About anything. — Soniya

Being patted is what it is all about. — Roger Caras

If you come to think of it, you never see deer, dogs and rabbits worrying about their menus and yet they run much faster than humans. — Emil Zatopek

Everything about the left is perception, manipulation, and lies. Everything. Everything is 'Wag the Dog.' Everything is a structured deception. — Rush Limbaugh

Some people in D.C. talk about me like a dog. — Barack Obama

Life can be very hard sometimes and you wonder why, but a little compassion is sometimes all anyone needs to get by. — Heather Wolf

I am accustomed to hearing malicious falsehoods about myself ... But I think I have a right to resent, to object to libelous statements about my dog. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. — Mark Twain

I spend my nights just sitting and reading a book and drinking my tea and walking my dog. That's about as exciting as my life gets. — Peter Dinklage

My daughters are in kindergarten and second grade, so many of the stories they tell, write, or illustrate are about each other and our dog, Buster. — Doreen Cronin

A Republican in my state of Arkansas feels about as out of place as Michael Vick at the West Minister dog show. — Mike Huckabee

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to e-mail you the remaining eighty-six photos of my dog dressed as a bear? — David Thorne

One of my favorite things about playing Avery Jennings on 'Dog With a Blog' is that I get to play a real teenager who deals with everyday issues. — G. Hannelius

The more I know about people, the better I like my dogs. — Mark Twain

I am never going to write about dogs again. You can write about Islam, you can write about sexuality, but no, not dogs. — Paul Bloom

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. — Charles M. Schulz

Much has been written about the loyalty of dogs, but what I love about them isn't their devotion to me so much as their devotion to being alive. — Steven Bauer

Did you hear about the dog that was so high-strung, he developed a nervous tick? — Jay Leno

Say what you will about the south, but in North Carolina a hot dog is free to swing anyway it wishes. — David Sedaris

The whole horror of the situation is that he now has a human heart, not a dog's heart. And about the rottenest heart in all creation! — Mikhail Bulgakov

He played Sarah McLachlan. For the rest of my life whenever I'd get a latte or see a sick dog, I'd think about my hymen. — Matt Fraction

A Dog can never brag about catching a cat that waited for him. — Tonny K. Brown

It's obvious that women are smarter than men. Think about it - diamonds are a girl's best friend; man's best friend is a dog. — Joan Rivers

You matter because you are you and there is no other person in this world who could ever take your place. — Heather Wolf

I had a wonderful teacher about animal behavior - my dog Rusty. He taught me that animals have personalities, minds, and feelings. — Jane Goodall

A dog can't think that much about what he's doing, he just does what feels right. — Barbara Kingsolver

The footage that you're about to watch of China's dog-leather trade is one of the worst things I've ever seen. — Joaquin Phoenix

I think, more than anything else, my dog's death has made me grow up. I find myself thinking about the world in a more serious way. — Zendaya

Ever hear the one about that dog that spent its life chasing cars and finally caught one - and had no
idea what to do with it?
I'm that dog. — Gayle Forman

All the home I know is a hotel. Why, I don't even have a dog ... I don't know the first thing about cooking or taking care of a house. — Pearl White

Don't feel guilty about driving somewhere nice to run. If people can drive to a park to eat hot dogs, you can drive there to run. — Bill Rodgers

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me.
What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo? — Kool Keith

The Lesbian is one of the least known members of our culture. Less is known about her - and less accurately - than about the Newfoundland dog. — Sidney Abbott

Since pursuing my dreams, I've starved, I've lived and I've starved. — Heather Wolf

Lucy doesn't read self-help books about how to be a dog; she just is a dog. — Donald Miller

I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising, and I smoke. But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog. That's all. — Eva Green

Whenever I'm about to eat meat I always see my little dog's eyes. — Adele

As for me, I have just enough confidence about the multiverse to bet the lives of both Andrei Linde and Martin Rees's dog. — Steven Weinberg

Old dogs care about you, even when you make mistakes. — Tom T. Hall

Nobody else feels the same way about your dog that you do. — Daniel Clowes

As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell. — Elbert Hubbard

There is a saying about relationships in Washington: If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. — Katharine Graham

It was all primal instinct. A dog doesn't know why it barks or growls. It just knows something about its environment isn't right and it reacts. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I was living in a house with 11 dogs and all I thought about was dogs. I never had sex with any of them though. — Arthur Bradford

Rockaway? That's my special place with Gage - was anyway. Now it'll 'forever' be marked with gluttony and vomit - sounds about right. — Addison Moore