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That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. — Carl Hiaasen

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic. — Godfrey

It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you. — Barack Obama

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack. — Sara Humphreys

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. — Paula Deen

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days.. — Billy Connolly

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. — Billy Corgan

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny. — Alan King

We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams

Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. — Rowan Atkinson

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. — Michael Summers

Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives. — L. H. Cosway

I don't read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me. — Bauvard

I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat. — Robert Pattinson

I need a hug from you to make me feel better about the fact I need a hug from you. — Stephanie Rowe

The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny. — Daniel Baldwin

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11." — Zach Galifianakis

Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars. — J.M. Barrie

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny. — Steven Wright

Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance. — Rodney Dangerfield

My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me. — Brian Posehn

I overheard Nona talking about my little buds and how she remembered back when she was developing into a woman, and that was enough for me. — Holly Hood

People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be. — Philip Seymour Hoffman

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy ... — Bill Hicks

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it. — Julia L. Roberts

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty? — John Layfield

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine

The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way. — James Mangold

Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!" — Henny Youngman

It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that. — Xavier Niel

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me! — Zach Galifianakis

Don't worry about Sian," Louisa said, "things will get better."
"What, she'll stop hitting me?"
"No, but you'll stop bruising so easily. — Dylan Perry

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again. — Bill Burr

To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men. — Judd Apatow

I meditate and I also think about meditation. Which is funny. I think about Maharishi, about just the idea of meditating. It gives me something. — Brian Wilson

That's funny. I've always liked Naomi's version of me the best. I'm always much more interesting when she talks about me. — Rachel Cohn

I wanted to write at school - to write funny stories which the teacher might ask me to read out to the class. It's all basically about showing off. — Mark Billingham

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about? — Gracie Allen

I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me. — Harold Ramis

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry. — Alan Ladd

Funny thing about payment is that it isn't the buyer of the goods or services that gets to set it. It's the seller. That's me. — Karen Marie Moning

American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off. — Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. — Chevy Chase

I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself. — Chelsea Handler

What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They are just drool-worthy, if you ask me. — Aditi Mathur Kumar