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That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny.
— Michael Jai White
I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.
— Carl Hiaasen
Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack.
— Sara Humphreys
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days..
— Billy Connolly
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.
— Billy Corgan
We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!
— Robin Williams
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
— Rowan Atkinson
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist.
— Michael Summers
Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives.
— L. H. Cosway
I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.
— Robert Pattinson
The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
— Daniel Baldwin
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."
— Zach Galifianakis
Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars.
— J.M. Barrie
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
— Steven Wright
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.
— Brian Posehn
People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.
— Julia L. Roberts
I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty?
— John Layfield
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way.
— James Mangold
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
— Henny Youngman
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
— Zach Galifianakis
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.
— Judd Apatow
That's funny. I've always liked Naomi's version of me the best. I'm always much more interesting when she talks about me.
— Rachel Cohn
I wanted to write at school - to write funny stories which the teacher might ask me to read out to the class. It's all basically about showing off.
— Mark Billingham
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about?
— Gracie Allen
I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me.
— Harold Ramis
Funny thing about payment is that it isn't the buyer of the goods or services that gets to set it. It's the seller. That's me.
— Karen Marie Moning
American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off.
— Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
— Chevy Chase
I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.
— Chelsea Handler
What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They are just drool-worthy, if you ask me.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar