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It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is.
— Amanda Peterson
I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ...
— Dave Barry
It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.
— Charles Willeford
It's a funny thing about suspicions, Mr. Wright. All too often, they're just vain hopes in disguise.
— Tessa Dare
Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.
— Dean Koontz
I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.
— David Javerbaum
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days..
— Billy Connolly
I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.
— Melody Sohayegh
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
— Kevin Sorbo
The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them.
— Becky Wade
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
— Charles Caleb Colton
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
— Joan Rivers
Particularly beautiful people were like particularly funny-looking people, though. Once you know them you mostly forgot about it.
— Ann Brashares
A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.
— Greg Gutfeld
We are about to be eaten by a dragon, you're crawling on bleeding hands through bat droppings, and you're worried about being proper?
— Bethany Wiggins
It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you.
— Kostya Tszyu
Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.
— The Covert Comic
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.
— Maureen Johnson
The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.
— Sam Shepard
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.
— Judd Apatow
It's funny about imagination, how it
— Ivan Doig
Acting is all about big hair and funny props ... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
— Harold Ramis
That's the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate. -Leah
— Stephenie Meyer
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I wrote an entire movie [Man up] about how important I think voices are, so it was funny.
— Lake Bell
CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun ... and live to tell about it the next day.
— Ronda Thompson
Funny thing about the past. The older you get, the less it matters.
— Jayne Ann Krentz
Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.
— Robert Pattinson
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The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.
— Jessica Sorensen
There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.
— Margaret Cho
The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged.
— Andrea L'Artiste
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.
— Rowan Atkinson
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.
— Ari Graynor
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.
— Amy Summers
Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot all about it.
— Whipplesnaith
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
— Janeane Garofalo
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour.
— Lincoln Child
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
— Henny Youngman
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way.
— James Mangold
I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.
— Dave Barry
I think people who are fanatical about anything are funny.
— Jackie Schaffer
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
— Charles M. Schulz
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack)
— Jamie Delano
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.
— Jim Gaffigan
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means.
— Cassandra Clare
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
— Douglas Coupland
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
— Francesca Annis
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.
— James Patterson
Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out.
— Meghan Quinn
The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
— Jennifer Aniston
I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.
— Zooey Deschanel
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
— Alan King
I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
— Zach Galifianakis
