A Turtle Quotes: top 73 famous quotes about A Turtle

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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? — George Carlin

I felt like time was a great sea, and I was floating on the back of a turtle, and no sails broke the horizon. — Janet Fitch

Don't insult me. Everyone knows a turtle is a crustacean on its mother's side. — Anthony Marra

A Man Needs A Woman Like A Turtle Needs A Shell on His Back" SINGLE AGAIN by Rod Cornelius — Rod Cornelius

You have to be like a turtle, she thought; you have to figure out how to bring your home along with you. — Ann Brashares

Dad-a-dhuck, dad-a-churtle, don't worry, girl, you've got the turtle! — Stephen King

Sometimes he reminded me of a turtle hiding inside its shell, in there thinking about things and not ever sticking his head out into the world. — Kate DiCamillo

She reminds me of a turtle; you can never quite know wha ta turtle is thinking. — Jaycee Dugard

The federal government is like a handicapped turtle trying to crawl around and keep up with the rabbit, which is technology. — Jim Breithaupt

A turtle should take fright at the sound of a boiling pot. — Carol Kendall

I'm the Turtle, son. I made the universe, but please don't blame me for it; I had a belly-ache. — Stephen King

Unfortunately, I am not like a snail or a turtle, and I can't take my houses with me when I move. — Brigitte Bardot

Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar. — Joel Hodgson

If Mother and Mameha couldn't come to an agreement, I would remain a maid all my life just as surely as a turtle remains a turtle — Arthur Golden

What in the hell was that supposed to be? What are you ... a Ninja Turtle? — Elle Casey

the medicine wheel is inside of you it not in a pile of stones the medicine wheel is inside the heart and body — Medicine Turtle

Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife — John Cornyn

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. — Alex Haley

But why should I waste wisdom on a river-turtle? — Rudyard Kipling

All the thoughts of a turtle are turtle — Ralph Waldo Emerson

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster". — Tommy Cooper

Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?! — Christopher Paul Curtis

The turtle stands on a turtle, which stands on a turtle. That's the universe in whole, boy. It's turtles all the way down. — Bill Willingham

Every sea-captain who sailed to the West Indies was expected to bring home a turtle on the return voyage for a feast to his expectant friends. — Alice Morse Earle

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile. — Ogden Nash

I know my limits. You don't ever need to worry about me." "Thanks, Scot. I'll remind myself of that next time I see you looking like a flipped turtle. — Brad Thor

It's not that much and everyone needs a pet turtle. — J. Lynn

You will not mistake the newspaperman - looks like a big turtle - published a letter meant to embarrass me. — George Hearst

Nothing," he said softly. "It's just a real nice turtle, that's all." "You — Amy Lane

A turtle does come in it's own bowl — Mike Dirnt

On a scale of one to sexy I'm at a solid awkward turtle ninety percent of the time. — Kandi Steiner

How true a twain
Seemeth this concordant one!
Love hath reason,
Reason none,
If what parts, can so remain. — William Shakespeare

The van started as John had promised, and it sounded good, but was about as useless as tits on a turtle if we couldn't get out of the garage. — Mark Tufo

It's okay to play turtle for a while, as long as you don't get too fond of your shell. — Eileen Wilks

Do not let fear confine your life Inside a shell of doubt; A turtle never moves until His head is sticking out. — Charles Ghigna

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs. — Brian P. Cleary

No turtle can be a revolutionist, because revolution requires high speed! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I was moving at the speed of a three-legged turtle, so it took a while to blink my eyes open, and even then it was just a thin crack. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Even if a horse comes down from kings and queens but lacks heart, he can't outrun a three-year-old turtle. — Fred Grove

Just like a turtle, we only make progress if we stick our neck out. — James Bryant Conant

We could all be in a turtle's dream, in outer space! — Frank Reynolds

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. — Paul Giamatti

Retain a calm heart, sit like a turtle, walk swiftly like a pigeon, and sleep like a dog — Li Ching-Yuen

I'd programmed and dropped in a few back-to-back flicks starring Gamera, my favorite giant flying turtle. — Ernest Cline

You can't get the taste of winning in a running competition with a turtle! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

If you want success in life, then just learn how to walk like a turtle instead of flying. — Auliq Ice

A turtle swims in the background while this shark's face is distorted by the diver's camera lens. — James Mayrose

A lizard fucks a crab and nine months later a turtle pops out. It's called evolution. — Anthony Marra

Ah, but would we not all be the fools to attack an armored turtle through its shell? — R.A. Salvatore

Move at a snail's pace or walk with the speed of a turtle or run like a rabbit! Just move; forget about the speed and just move ahead! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I learn as much from a turtle as from a religious text. — Dalai Lama

If superstition could contradict science, the world may as well be on the back of a turtle. But giving into turtle worship was a bridge too far. — Thomm Quackenbush

The Turtle, son. I made the universe, but please don't blame me for it; I had a bellyache. Help me! Please help me! - I take no stand in these — Stephen King

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. — Bruce Feiler

My spirit animal ... probably like a turtle, because I have no concept of time. — Rita Ora

Turtle has just one plan at a time, and every cell buys into it. — Ted Kooser

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space. — Danny DeVito

I had to be self-contained, a kind of casual turtle carrying his house on his back. — John Steinbeck

I slipped on a turtleneck, laughing when my head became stuck in the turtle part. If they weren't called turtlenecks, I wouldn't have worn them. — Augusten Burroughs

The body is simple as a turtle / and straight as a dog: / the body cannot lie. — Marge Piercy

Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling. — Dane Cook

To kiss her there was to intrude into something private and skeletal, like a turtle's shoulder. — Leonard Cohen

What would it be like to be a turtle inside a shell hit by hailstones? — Naomi Shihab Nye

Words have a life of their own. There is no telling what they will do. Within a matter of days, they can even turn turtle and mean the opposite. — Craig Brown

A turtle doesn't have to decide every morning whether to keep on bothering, it just carries on. Maybe that's why man kills everything: envy. — Russell Hoban

All the world's a stage, Timmy Quinn, but it's not the only one ...
The Turtle Boy (The Timmy Quinn Series (Book One) — Kealan Patrick Burke

You know what makes no sense? A bunch of penises making choices for vaginas. That's like interviewing a turtle on the struggles of being a dolphin. We — Luvvie Ajayi

Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket! — Raphael

I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that." — Jonah Hill

If the road is beautiful, walk the road slowly; be a turtle, be a snail and even better than this: Stop walking; live the road fully! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle. — Demetri Martin

Withdraw, like a turtle, into a hard yet harmless shell, ornamented with beautiful memories of the past.
from the book 'I Know Who You Are! — Mariam Masood

She wore leather pants, a long-sleeved shirt open over a tank top, and enough guns and knives to make her look like a pissed-off Ninja Turtle. — S.M. Reine