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Many atheists embrace Jesus as having been a great teacher, and yet he's the one who had the most to say about hell.
— J.P. Moreland
What's the difference between a J.A.P and spaghetti? Spaghetti moves when you eat it.
— Bret Easton Ellis
It's hard to walk in the dress, it's not easyI'm swinging over like a heavy loaded fruit tree — P.J. Harvey
India's trade deficit is because of excess of import over exports.
— A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box.
— P. J. O'Rourke
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.
— P. J. Plauger
Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let's hope so.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Dear Mr Skully, I have caught my neck in a mangle and will be indisposed for eternity. Yours in death S.D.
— J.P. Donleavy
I've got a 1990 Porsche 911. It's just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
— P. J. O'Rourke
There's a kind of purity to a relationship unencumbered by convention, a sense of simplicity and freedom.
— J.P. Delaney
India can live without nuclear weapons. That's our dream, and it should be the dream of the U.S. also.
— A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.
— Timothy Ferriss
There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Jeans fit the mature male one of two ways, both dirigible in nature. You make a public impression that's either Hindenburg or Goodyear blimp.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Keeping house is as unpleasant and filthy as coal mining, and the pay's a lot worse.
— P. J. O'Rourke
When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved.
— P. J. O'Rourke
A racing tipster who only reached Hitler's level of accuracy would not do well for his clients.
— A.J.P. Taylor
Nothing bad is going to happen to us. If we get fired, it's not failure; its a midlife vocational reassessment.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I don't think anybody's really been successful with theorizing about value or creating a price theory.
— P. J. O'Rourke
A fundamental American question is, 'What's the big idea?'
— P. J. O'Rourke
It was to be a short visit for the G-shevs. More than four days in the U.S. and Raisa's VISA card bill would shatter the fragile Soviet economy.
— P. J. O'Rourke
America's public schools have served their purpose. Free and compulsory education was good for a somewhat unpromising young nation.
— P. J. O'Rourke
When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place.
— P. J. O'Rourke
If everybody's behavior can be explained by simple stupidity and greed, there's no point in assuming a conspiracy.
— P. J. Plauger
All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I was in high school when Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru unfurled India's flag in New Delhi.
— A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
War will exist as long as there's a food chain.
— P. J. O'Rourke
America is the world's policeman, all right a big, dumb, mick flatfoot in the middle of the one thing cops dread most, a domestic disturbance. — P. J. O'Rourke
The President's post should not be politicised. Once a president is elected, he is above politics.
— A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!
— P. J. O'Rourke
If there's a sickness in America, it's the lack of materialism.
— J.P. Donleavy
In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of 'I hate strangers and anything that's different.'
— P. J. O'Rourke
Schneider has made a career of telling the public that the climate is going to change drastically, and indeed every spring and fall he's been right.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Sometimes, it's better to bunk a class and enjoy with friends, because now, when I look back, marks never make me laugh, but memories do.
— A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The mining industry's contribution to the GDP varies between 2.25 and 2.5 per cent.
— A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
The Japanese have a word for it. It's Judo - the art of conquering by yielding. The Western equivalent of Judo is, "Yes dear".
— J. P. McEvoy
Softly sang as I drifted into dreams: F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z A,
— Ian Hutton
It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation.
— P. J. O'Rourke
S. P. T. to A. P. W. B. D. Dark
— J.K. Rowling
