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Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book. — Ronald Blythe

That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White

I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny. — Nigel Cole

I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous. — Christopher Buckley

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do" — Robert Breault

A lot of reality shows tend to harp on the negative. The person isn't pretty enough or can't sing well enough or maybe isn't even funny enough. — Bruce Nash

My gramps is a lot like you. No sense of adventure. All he does is sit in his urn... — Cleo Peitsche

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny. — Joel Hodgson

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that. — Mitch Hedberg

[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover. — Adrienne Wilder

I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything. — Maggie Smith

God writes a lot of comedy ... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor

Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors. — Busy Philipps

I'm doing what I love, and then I get months and months of rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year old. I can't stand it when actors complain. — Jennifer Lawrence

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada. — Samantha Bee

We still have a lot to talk about," I said. "Talk?" He shook his head, his eyes full of desire. Kiss, he whispered to my thoughts. — Becca Fitzpatrick

There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed. — Neneh Cherry

I discovered that funny animal pictures - memes - would get a lot of likes and shares. — George Takei

What's funny in 'The Mayor of MacDougal Street' is how Dave Van Ronk talks a lot about the time and how exciting it was and how electric it was. — Oscar Isaac

What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name — Cassandra Clare

I must have killed a lot of cows in a past life for Karma to hate me this much. — Katie McGarry

A lot of my early pictures are, I think, quite funny. And these days I tend to look for comedy more and more. — Helen Levitt

There's a lot of pretty funny women out there. — Chelsea Handler

There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. — Will Ferrell

I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned. — Michael Bay

My love's got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together. — Russell Simmons

I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny. — Jennifer Aniston

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself. — Anna Banks

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?" — Mike Birbiglia

It's funny: There's a lot of comics on 'Breaking Bad.' — Steven Michael Quezada

I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap. — Steve Wozniak

Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn't like a lot of attention. — Michael Keaton

We might make a lot of money but, we also spend a lot of money. — Patrick Ewing

I love a lot of comedy actors and actresses like Kristen Wiig and Tina Fey and all those women who are really brilliant and funny. — Saoirse Ronan

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. — Ernest Hemingway,

A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?" — Lefty Gomez

It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out. — Markus Zusak

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny. — Jim Gaffigan

A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious! — Fred Tomaselli

I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things — George W. Bush

Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny. — Ari Graynor

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness. — Chris Rock

Neither of them had kissed someone else in a while, but it didn't much matter. Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter — Maggie Stiefvater

I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of bad things. — Tamra Torero

I had to take a physical to do this show. They had a lot of weird questions like, "Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?" — Mitch Hedberg

I'm doing quite a lot of painting on stones - little funny fish and animals. — PJ Harvey

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. — Zach Galifianakis

I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny. — Mayim Bialik

What's funny for me is that I made a lot of the music I make with intentions of it being a song you listen to, to chill out. — Flume

I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I actually come up with one myself. — Bauvard

I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny. — Henry Cho

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.' — Ron Funches

When there's time for whistling, there's a lot of time on a show. — Ellen DeGeneres

I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts. — Joel Kinnaman

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny. — Steven Wright

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, How to Build a Boat. — Stephen Wright

A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself. — Matthew Lillard

When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough. — Shannon L. Alder

'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. — Katey Sagal

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. — Bill Cosby

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot! — Taylor Lautner

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead. — Paris Hilton

I do try to compress a lot of information into what I do. It's funny. — Robert Sikoryak

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females. — Margaret Cho

I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places. — John Mellencamp

I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny. — Joan Severance

It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny. — Jill Soloway

A funny yet interesting read, Will Self knowa his stuff and must do a lot of deep research. — Will Self

In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy. — Maura Tierney

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. — George W. Bush

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston

Time has that funny way of smoothing out the rough edges of things, even ones that hurt a little bit. Or a lot. — Megan Hart

while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective. — Nicholas Sparks

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. — Dick Van Dyke

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson

The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour. — Lincoln Child

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. — Demetri Martin

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly. — Amy Sedaris

In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian. — Sugar Ray Leonard

Yeah, I think there are a lot of things about Cleveland that I miss. Los Angeles is a funny place to live. — Monica Potter

The way this country deals with drugs is just not funny. What a waste of everyone's time and effort. What a waste of a lot of people's lives. — Dave Barry

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic! — Milton Jones

It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. — Rick Baker

There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes. — Lake Bell

I get a lot of letters - a lot of letters saying, who knew that you were funny? — Salman Rushdie

I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny. — Tommy Chong

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny. — Denis Leary

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member. — George Lopez

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton. — Jimmy Carr

Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep. — Chic Murray

A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny. — Eugene Mirman

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things. — Gilbert Gottfried

We got a lot of politicians up there on Capital Hill. Ain't it funny how they prosper while the country stands still? — Waylon Jennings

Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term. — Patton Oswalt

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I'm very well endowed. — Bauvard

What a lot of funny people it does take to make a world. — Agatha Christie