A Lawyer Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about A Lawyer

A Lawyer Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational A Lawyer quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

He was a lawyer and he knew that it would be best to trust his journalist friend, but not to tell his own lawyer — Haidji

What was it they said about the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap being the bucket? — Barbara Delinsky

Learn your audience and know how to reach them and don't sign anything without a good lawyer and a capable agent. — Vantile Whitfield

Well, I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do what I want to do. — J. P. Morgan

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when you're in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. It's a great trick. — Stephan Pastis

His claim to Mars is lawyers' hogwash; as a lawyer myself I need not respect it. — Robert A. Heinlein

My dad is my biggest source of inspiration. He's a lawyer, and when he'd get home, we always sat down and listened to music. — Dan Reynolds

After I'd been a lawyer for about five or six years, I started playing around with fiction. — John Grisham

From your confessor, lawyer and doctor, hide not your case on no condition. [Is this a way of saying that honesty is the best policy?] — John Harington

The true function of a lawyer was to unite parties driven asunder. — Mahatma Gandhi

To become a lawyer you must discard your ethics and become an eloquent devil that views justice as god. — Kane Morgan

As a child I wanted to be a professional athlete or lawyer. — Walter Dean Myers

A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer. — Fran Lebowitz

Every peasant has a lawyer inside of him, just as every lawyer, no matter how urbane he may be, carries a peasant within himself. — Miguel De Unamuno

Maybe we can change some kid's life & stop him from becoming a welder or a sleazy lawyer. — Kurt Cobain

Who calls a lawyer rogue, may find, too lateUpon one of these depends his whole estate. — George Crabbe

When a criminal breaks into your home I'll let the liberals call the lawyer. I'm going to call Smith & Wesson. — Rick Perry

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. — Marvin Mitchelson

Painting is like being a lawyer and attacking a corporation. — John Currin

While Lincoln thus became a lawyer, he did not cease to remain a politician. — John George Nicolay

I never lost an argument and my parents assumed I would be a lawyer. They cast me in that role. — Jared Harris

A man cannot be a good doctor and keep telephoning his broker between patients nor a good lawyer with his eye on the ticker. — Walter Lippmann

Listen, it's very easy not to be ripped off, you know. Get yourself a lawyer. — Samantha Fox

In the old days all you needed was a handshake. Nowadays you need forty lawyers. — Jimmy Hoffa

When it comes to giving advice, never do so unless you've first received a request in writing, signed by a lawyer. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

In a body [like Congress] where there are more than one hundred talking lawyers, you can make no calculation upon the termination of any debate. — Franklin Pierce

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial. — Natalya Vorobyova

As a government lawyer, Samuel Alito wrote that he personally believe very strongly the Constitution does not protect the right to an abortion. — Dick Durbin

A lawyers performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. — Melvin Belli

Every kid, Megan thought, is a frustrated lawyer, finding loopholes, demanding impossible levels of proof, attacking even the most minute of minutia. — Harlan Coben

She wanted a choice beyond: Housewife versus lawyer. Madonna versus whore. An option not mired in the lingering detritus of some Victorian-era dream. — Chuck Palahniuk

The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. — Mario Puzo

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings. — Woody Allen

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. — Will Rogers

It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan. — Craig Ferguson

To succeed as a lawyer, a man must work like a horse and live like a hermit. — John Scott, 1st Earl Of Eldon

The Term "a Criminal Lawyer" Is the Opposite of an Oxymoron — Carsten Stroud

after his lawyer argued that given the passage of time, he wouldn't have a fair hearing. He became a pariah in the offender-profiling world. Now, — Jon Ronson

A law is valuable not because it is law, but because there is right in it. — Henry Ward Beecher

My dream job would be a lawyer. I can talk my way out of anything, and I love cross-examining people. I think I'd be a really good lawyer. — Tamara Ecclestone

You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn't you?"
"Probably so. We both fart rainbows. — Jamie Farrell

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Fee. Call the Lincoln Lawyer. Bosch — Michael Connelly

In 1937, President Franklin Roosevelt reminded us that the Constitution is, and I quote, "a layman's document, not a lawyer's contract." — Mike DeWine

As a lawyer, I could engage in killer litigation with the best of them. It was war, after all. — Megyn Kelly

As a peacemaker the lawyer has superior opportunity of being a good man. — Abraham Lincoln

If you want to pass this class, and if you want to be a lawyer, working for it isn't enough. You'll need to bleed for it. — J.J. McAvoy

How many times have I laughed at you telling me plainly that I was too lazy to be anything but a lawyer. — Abraham Lincoln

I'm a lawyer, Rachel. We keep going until we get an answer we believe. — Mhairi McFarlane

be a military lawyer or something. — Lynn Raye Harris

All we do is work to maximise our consumption privileges and to be able to tell people at parties that we're a lawyer, an artist or a police officer. — Robert Wringham

On January 10, 1963, I was sworn in as a lawyer, so next January 10 I will have practiced law for 40 years, and I've loved every minute of it. — Johnnie Cochran

Katherine is a lawyer, as I said, and she doesn't lie; the truth, however, after it passes through her lips can be unrecognizable. — Brian Haig

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer. — Robert Orben

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer. But I don't think I would have been very happy. I'd be in front of the jury singing. — Jennifer Lopez

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it for himself. — Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham And Vaux

So, in a way I was hedging and saying that if the Olympic stuff doesn't work out at least I can be a lawyer. — Frank Shorter

I've raised three kids. I'm a lawyer. I've written books on the Constitution. — Caroline Kennedy

I think being called a she-devil by a trial lawyer is meant as a compliment. — Ann Coulter

I toyed with the idea of pursuing a career as a lawyer just because I like to argue. — Lexa Doig

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle. — Ashleigh Brilliant

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush

My lawyer has been a good friend of mine for a long time. He and I continuously have conversations. — Matthew McConaughey

I have heard that a man might be his own lawyer, but you can't be your own judge. — Margaret Deland

I'm always an agent or a lawyer or a doctor or a banker. I'm always wearing a tie. — Peter Jacobson

Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it. — Megyn Kelly

I'm not a lawyer, but I play one in my novel COPYRIGHT. I also play a serial rapist, a drug addict, a teenage boy and lesbian model. — Lori Lesko

If you imitate someone, you owe them a royalty check. If you emulate them, you don't. There's a big difference. Check your lawyer. — Stephen Colbert

I liked to go to court. I became a lawyer because of the allure of the courtroom, not necessarily to be chained to an office desk. — John E. Jones III

Nurse: "You look like a pharmaceutical rep. you can leave samples in the closet."
Joe: "I'm actually a lawyer."
Nurse: "My condolences. — Jodi Picoult

I do want to believe in love. I want all of its trappings, and if it costs me my sanity and a very good divorce lawyer, so be it. — Addison Moore

I had aspirations to do different things with my life. I wanted to play soccer. I wanted to be a lawyer. Serendipity. — Pete Wentz

A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience. — Tom Clancy

A mathematician thinks in numbers, a lawyer in laws, and an idiot thinks in words. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

People have said I can come off a little trial-lawyerish. I tell people I never actually became a lawyer, but I play one at City Hall. — Christine Quinn

Lawyers hold that there are two kinds of particularly bad witnesses
a reluctant witness, and a too-willing witness. — Charles Dickens

That was about as effective as blaming it on God, and as practical, too. You couldn't get a lawyer to sue either of them. — George Alec Effinger

I'm better at being a lawyer than I am at being a writer. — David Shapiro

Even after working at 'MarketWatch' and loving journalism and loving business news, I still wanted to be a lawyer because it was my plan. — Poppy Harlow

Whattaya mean you ain't no criminal lawyer? You a lawyer right? And you in here, that means you also a criminal. — Kenneth Eade

A chief called Lawyer, because he was a great talker, took the lead in the council, and sold nearly all the Nez Perce country. — Chief Joseph

The office of the lawyer ... is too delicate, personal and confident to be occupied by a corporation. — Robert H. Jackson

To be a lawyer was too boring for me, for my personality. — Monica Bellucci

Guilo, although a lawyer, never lied; at least not to his friends. — Donna Leon

Edwin Hubble, who continues to give me great faith in humanity, because he started out as a lawyer and then became an astronomer. — Lawrence M. Krauss

The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead. — Mark R. Jones

A lawyer's truth is not Truth. It is consistency, or consistent expediency — Henry David Thoreau

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. — Will Rogers

My uncle's a lawyer and I remember going to see him in court and thinking, 'That's cool, too bad I could never be a lawyer.' — Lena Dunham

It was evident however that the lawyers would have to have their say ... This also opened up a vista both lengthy and obscure. — Winston Churchill

Gabriel Walsh comes from a long line of hustlers. He's just the first one to go to law school and get a license for it. — Kelley Armstrong

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch. — Mark Twain

My father was an immigrant from Austria and he became a lawyer and became a judge and I think he was a good judge. — Mickey Kaus

Jubal longed for the days when a lawyer could cite the Bill of Rights and not have some over-riding Federation trickery defeat him. — Robert A. Heinlein

The lawyer has not reached the height of his vocation who does not find therein ... scope for a peculiar but genuine artistic function. — Frederick Pollock

Trafficante celebrated in a Tampa restaurant with his lawyer, Ragano. "We'll make — Sal Polisi

Your brand is your personal lawyer ... It defends and speaks for you even in your absence. Keep calm and maintain a good brand! — Israelmore Ayivor

I was a lawyer for 12 years in New York and Sweden. — Greg Poehler

I'm a hard headed lawyer. — Eric Holder

The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client. — Joseph Hansen