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Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself.
— Christina Grimmie
Particularly when it comes to the regulatory environment, being a jerk doesn't actually get you very far.
— Logan Green
If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.
— Christian Bale
Life sucks when you find out Superman's a jerk.
— Lisa Turner
I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.
— Doug Stanhope
He's not an JERK, he's just a JERK to you!
— Renee Wade
My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he didn't use the word "jerk."
— Ellen Goodman
Being a jerk is more of a habit or a personality trait of sorts, not an attitude. It's incurable.
— Cameron Jace
I've been a jerk on the internet since the internet started.
— Martin Shkreli
What a diva!""Stupid, men can't be divas ... "
"Divo, then."
"That just sounds weird. Call him a jerk and be done with it. — Lisa Mantchev
If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive?
— Jonathan Goldstein
What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.)
— Lena Dunham
That's the thing about slippery slopes. Take that first step, and the next thing you know, you've completed a jerk-off hat trick to your bestie.
— Lauren Blakely
Is being a jerk one of the five stages of grief?
— Lisa Schroeder
You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete asshole.
— Douglas Adams
You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person.
— Chuck Klosterman
I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it ... for about ten years.
— Harry Connick Jr.
All magic is 'Here's a quarter, now it's gone. You're a jerk. Now it's back. You're an idiot. Show's over.'
— Jerry Seinfeld
I jerk my head toward Thomas and immediately curse myself for trying to be a smartass. My head is not healthy enough for smartassery.
— Kendare Blake
Maybe I am just a jerk.
— Dan Harmon
I try to stay in line and not be a jerk. I've always been conscious that if I really screw up, people might notice.
— Amanda Hearst
As I've gotten older, I've realized that things are a lot more permeable. It's not so black and white: not every journalist is a jerk.
— Kathleen Hanna
When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath.
— Fred Durst
If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!
— Willie Aames
I think you need a concrete, real-world metaphor to talk about inner life without feeling like a jerk.
— Tift Merritt
I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.
— Lizz Winstead
It's tough being an actor making music, because even I have a knee-jerk reaction to that.
— John Hawkes
A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.
— Demetri Martin
When it comes down to it, no matter how pious or like-minded he might be, a Christian jerk is still a jerk.
— Kevin Roose
As you get to know me, you kind of figure me out, that I'm not as probably as bad of a guy that I've been reported to be. I'm not that jerk.
— Terrell Owens
I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it.
— Herman Wouk
I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching.
— Bob Gibson
People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation.
— Douglas Coupland
I know that I was a total jerk for a few weeks. But I do trust you," Fitz told Sophie. "I hope you trust me.
— Shannon Messenger
Really it was a pretty good talk. About the best I could expect from my sociopath amnesiac jerk of an older brother.
— Holly Black
If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk.
— Steve Carell
There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary.
— Mona Sutphen
I'm grieving over what a jerk you are...
— Maria Semple
Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while.
— Ryan Adams
Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself.
— Jude Deveraux
I act like a jerk sometimes.
— Bill Murray
Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand.
— David Levithan
Sometimes it is very useful to have a reputation for being a reclusive, amoral jerk.
— Brandon Sanderson
You know, I always suspected you were the kind of guy to jerk off to your own reflection, but this is a step too far.
— Melanie Marchande
I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.
— Seann William Scott
Ideology is masturbation, a jerk-off afforded to those few privileged with time on their hands and no wolves at the door.
— Rick Remender
We tend to have a knee-jerk negative response to anything that seems to want or have control over us.
— Sheena Iyengar
These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.
— Tom Perrotta
I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
My dad was a great movie companion. He wouldn't diminish 'The Jerk.' If I liked it, he liked it. He could see it through my eyes.
— Noah Baumbach
Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
— Greg Behrendt
I was born a poor black child.
— Al Gore
There's always a high school jerk, isn't there? But I didn't date much in high school, because I went to an all-girls' private school for ten years.
— Emmanuelle Vaugier
I'm not a knee-jerk conservative. I passionately believe in free markets and less government, but not to the point of being a libertarian.
— Rupert Murdoch
Club bitch? What dumbass female would want to call herself a club bitch with this fucking jerk around?
— R.J. Lewis
Hemmingway was a jerk.
— Harold Robbins
I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player.
— Reggie Jackson
Er ... er ... Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk, sir?
— Terry Pratchett
Hemingway was a jerk.
— Harold Robbins
The danger in reviewing and teaching literature for a living (is) you can develop a kind of knee-jerk superiority to the material you're decoding
— Maureen Corrigan
Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk.
— Terry Pratchett
Maybe one of the qualities of being a great coach is being [a jerk]. There are quite a few of them around.
— Larry Robinson
You are such a jerk! Get back here!""Jerk?" he repeated. " You're the one spying in windows. — Becca Fitzpatrick
Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks.
— William Safire