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Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself. — Christina Grimmie

Don't become a jerk. Don't get lazy. Don't get entitled. — Jon Acuff

If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent. — Lee Iacocca

Particularly when it comes to the regulatory environment, being a jerk doesn't actually get you very far. — Logan Green

If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest. — Christian Bale

Life sucks when you find out Superman's a jerk. — Lisa Turner

I just think I have always had a good attitude about everything and never got ahead of myself. No one wants to work with a jerk. — Amy Weber

I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now. — Doug Stanhope

My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks ... — Jack Germond

He's not an JERK, he's just a JERK to you! — Renee Wade

People think: 'If this photographer's looking like a big jerk-off, maybe it's okay if I do.' I like to catch my subjects off balance a bit. — Mick Rock

I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial. — Mariah Carey

My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he didn't use the word "jerk." — Ellen Goodman

Being a jerk is more of a habit or a personality trait of sorts, not an attitude. It's incurable. — Cameron Jace

I've been a jerk on the internet since the internet started. — Martin Shkreli

What a diva!"
"Stupid, men can't be divas ... "
"Divo, then."
"That just sounds weird. Call him a jerk and be done with it. — Lisa Mantchev

And even though I know he's a jerk,and I know all that he's gonna do is hurt me,I still love him.I still want him,and I hate myself for it. — Alice

If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive? — Jonathan Goldstein

I fall in love with characters when they're out of their element or are uncomfortable and you really feel for them in a knee-jerk sympathetic way. — Anna Kendrick

There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable. — Lisa McMann

What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.) — Lena Dunham

That's the thing about slippery slopes. Take that first step, and the next thing you know, you've completed a jerk-off hat trick to your bestie. — Lauren Blakely

Is being a jerk one of the five stages of grief? — Lisa Schroeder

You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete asshole. — Douglas Adams

Sorry to disappoint you. He's not evil. He's just a jerk. Sometimes it's a fine line. — Kami Garcia

You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person. — Chuck Klosterman

I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it ... for about ten years. — Harry Connick Jr.

I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk. — Bonnie Raitt

All magic is 'Here's a quarter, now it's gone. You're a jerk. Now it's back. You're an idiot. Show's over.' — Jerry Seinfeld

I jerk my head toward Thomas and immediately curse myself for trying to be a smartass. My head is not healthy enough for smartassery. — Kendare Blake

Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk"
SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it. — Tucker Max

Maybe I am just a jerk. — Dan Harmon

I try to stay in line and not be a jerk. I've always been conscious that if I really screw up, people might notice. — Amanda Hearst

As I've gotten older, I've realized that things are a lot more permeable. It's not so black and white: not every journalist is a jerk. — Kathleen Hanna

There's nothing more distasteful than an academic having to, like, trot out his credentials. You really come off as a jerk when you do that. — Reza Aslan

When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath. — Fred Durst

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god! — Willie Aames

He maybe be a jerk ... but he is my jerk ... he is my father. - Amber Brown — Paula Danziger

I think you need a concrete, real-world metaphor to talk about inner life without feeling like a jerk. — Tift Merritt

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it. — Lizz Winstead

It's tough being an actor making music, because even I have a knee-jerk reaction to that. — John Hawkes

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall. — Demetri Martin

When it comes down to it, no matter how pious or like-minded he might be, a Christian jerk is still a jerk. — Kevin Roose

There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open. — Don Rittner

As you get to know me, you kind of figure me out, that I'm not as probably as bad of a guy that I've been reported to be. I'm not that jerk. — Terrell Owens

I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it. — Herman Wouk

I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching. — Bob Gibson

I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore. — Mike Tyson

I think I'm a mama's boy who wanted to be a hockey player, who failed, and had to become a singer. I think that I'm a generous, impatient, kind, jerk. — Michael Buble

People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt. — Robert A. Heinlein

If it's that jerk, he's going to see my gun. 'My body is a weapon.' Dumb sh*t. I bet my gun can take out his body really damn quick. — Lexi Blake

Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation. — Douglas Coupland

What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk? — Ricki Lake

I want to give you back your first kiss, the one that jerk stole from
you. And I want it to be something that even a coma can't make you
forget. — Shelly Crane

I know that I was a total jerk for a few weeks. But I do trust you," Fitz told Sophie. "I hope you trust me. — Shannon Messenger

Really it was a pretty good talk. About the best I could expect from my sociopath amnesiac jerk of an older brother. — Holly Black

I think you're nice to me and that scares the fuck out of me. Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know where you stand. — Rachel Cohn

If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk. — Steve Carell

There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary. — Mona Sutphen

I'm grieving over what a jerk you are... — Maria Semple

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel

I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk. — Nicolas Cage

Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while. — Ryan Adams

Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person. — Karen Salmansohn

Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself. — Jude Deveraux

I know that makes me sound like a jerk and maybe in some way I was, but girls play games too. Guys are just more likely to admit to it. — Nyrae Dawn

I act like a jerk sometimes. — Bill Murray

Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand. — David Levithan

Sometimes, when you're not being a jerk, I like you so much it hurts. I like the way your true self comes out when you think no one else is looking. — Kylie Scott

Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk. — Todd Rundgren

Sometimes it is very useful to have a reputation for being a reclusive, amoral jerk. — Brandon Sanderson

You know, I always suspected you were the kind of guy to jerk off to your own reflection, but this is a step too far. — Melanie Marchande

I think there's a knee-jerk reaction to things from parents. — Spike Jonze

When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure — Y.A. Marks

I don't want to be known as a jerk forever. — Seann William Scott

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time. — CM Punk

Ideology is masturbation, a jerk-off afforded to those few privileged with time on their hands and no wolves at the door. — Rick Remender

We tend to have a knee-jerk negative response to anything that seems to want or have control over us. — Sheena Iyengar

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection. — Tom Perrotta

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now. — Leonardo DiCaprio

My dad was a great movie companion. He wouldn't diminish 'The Jerk.' If I liked it, he liked it. He could see it through my eyes. — Noah Baumbach

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk. — Greg Behrendt

I was born a poor black child. — Al Gore

There's always a high school jerk, isn't there? But I didn't date much in high school, because I went to an all-girls' private school for ten years. — Emmanuelle Vaugier

I'm not a knee-jerk conservative. I passionately believe in free markets and less government, but not to the point of being a libertarian. — Rupert Murdoch

Club bitch? What dumbass female would want to call herself a club bitch with this fucking jerk around? — R.J. Lewis

Did you recently turn into a jerk or have you been one since birth? — Priya Ardis

Hemmingway was a jerk. — Harold Robbins

Of course,it had to be just a rebound thing. There was no way I was interested in this arrogant, obnoxious jerk. No matter how hot he might be. — Jenna Black

I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player. — Reggie Jackson

Er ... er ... Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk, sir? — Terry Pratchett

I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am. — Pete Sampras

Hemingway was a jerk. — Harold Robbins

The easiest way to disarm a bully or a jerk is to take any insult he throws at you and follow it with, 'I know, and isn't it fabulous?! — Dan Pearce

The danger in reviewing and teaching literature for a living (is) you can develop a kind of knee-jerk superiority to the material you're decoding — Maureen Corrigan

The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee- pad conservative ... — Edward Abbey

Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk. — Terry Pratchett

Maybe one of the qualities of being a great coach is being [a jerk]. There are quite a few of them around. — Larry Robinson

You are such a jerk! Get back here!"
"Jerk?" he repeated. " You're the one spying in windows. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks. — William Safire