A Grandma Quotes: top 99 famous quotes about A Grandma

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My grandma is kind of a rock star. She goes to France and all over. — Brandon T. Jackson

To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew. — Chris Colfer

How some woman hadn't convinced Ollie to marry her solely so she could get custody of Grandma Campbell's kitchen was a mystery to Allie. — Elizabeth Hunter

Seeing Grandma this way, it makes me know for certain that everything about a person will show up in another person in the family. — Heidi W. Durrow

We live in Houston, Texas!" Grandma wiped her hands with a rag. "You'd get heat stroke. — Ilona Andrews

Grandma, Grandpa, Auntie Cam started a fire at work. And she got an erection! — Kelly Moran

Does my grandma count as a bodyguard? — Holly Hood

Losing Grandma, just when I'd found her again. A waterfall of flowers brightened her funeral, but they couldn't disguise the stench of death. — Ellen Hopkins

My great grandma, she's in her 80s, so she tells me a lot about the things she's seen. I learn a lot from her. — Akeem Ayers

My great grandma always told me to drink a lot of milk because it's good for the skin. — Barbara Palvin

If Charlton Heston can have a constitutional right carry a rifle, why can't grandma have a constitutional right to health care? — Al Sharpton

Divided like boys and girls at a summer camp, egg whites and yolks in grandma's lemon-meringue-pie recipe, dogs and cats in pet heaven. — Dennis Vickers

That's what it is to be a grandma. All fun and no stress. — Marie Osmond

Grandma said that a skillet's good for three things: frying chicken, baking corn bread, and going upside an obstinate man's head. — Lisa Shearin

It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too. — Janet Evanovich

Even now / I am not old. / I never think of it, and yet / I am a grandmother to eleven grandchildren. — Grandma Moses

Little Willie, full of glee,
Put radium in grandma's tea.
Now he thinks it quite a lark
To see her shining in the dark. — Harry Graham

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco. — Jeff Foxworthy

To resist the urge to kick my grandma I grabbed a roll, ripped it in half, and proceeded to slather it with butter. — Micalea Smeltzer

We invited that nice young man, Dave Brewer, who swindled all those people out of their houses, Grandma said, pulling a meatloaf out of the oven. — Janet Evanovich

Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning. — Carroll Bryant

A primitive artist is an amateur whose work sells. — Grandma Moses

Everybody has a little good in them. Either good or just good for nothing. — A.M. Griffin

I look back on my life like a good day's work, it was done and I am satisfied with it. — Grandma Moses

I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate.
Grandma Mazur — Janet Evanovich

Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being. — Margaret Mead

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead! — Janet Evanovich

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. — Karlie Kloss

We should not have a government program that determines if you're going to pull the plug on grandma. — Chuck Grassley

One day I'll be a grandma who's been gangbanged. — Asa Akira

The way Grandma paints her dream for me, there's a low sky. — Heidi W. Durrow

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! — Jeff Foxworthy

I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page. — Kathryn Hahn

I hurt people, once.'
'Did they deserve to be hurt?'
Grandma touched Meche's chin. 'Don't they always, when you're a girl? — Silvia Moreno-Garcia

Write this letter or we'll put you in a home, grandma. — Meg Cabot

Every time I see a cardinal, I know my grandmother is with me. This regal, red bird was Grandma's favorite. — Kris Carr

The Kite Charm

For A Life Filled with High-Flying Fun, Play with the Wonder of A Child — Viola Shipman

I'm a nice middle-class girl in real life, and I'm a mom and a grandma, and I usually play sweet characters. — Jacki Weaver

Grandma Hutto's flower garden was a bright patchwork quilt thrown down inside the pickets. — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

I want to make an album my grandma and my fans are going to like. I want to make my grandma understand a drop and make club fans understand a song. — Afrojack

Now I feel bad I didn't give her the second quarter. Grandma says that's called having a conscience. — Emma Donoghue

Evil likes darkness." "Why is that?" Seth asked. Grandma thought about the question a moment before answering. "Because evil likes to hide. — Brandon Mull

Grandma's on the front porch with a Bible in her hand, sometimes I hear her singing take me to the promised land. — John Mellencamp

I'm a grandma at heart. — Jurnee Smollett

I have a glam-baby. Let's be correct, now. I'm way too young and too fabulous to be a grandma. I'm a glam-mom. — NeNe Leakes

Some moments can only be cured with a big squishy grandma hug. — Daniel Pearce

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down.
Grandma Mazur — Janet Evanovich

My grandma had a kids' clothing store for over 30 years called Shannon and Company, and my sisters and I used to go and work there in the summers. — Kourtney Kardashian

Melissa looked at her. "It's a meeting with a killer, Grandma," she said. "You don't have to worry about manners." "You — E.J. Copperman

A Grandmother thinks of her grandchildren day and night, even when they are not with her.She will always love them more than anyone would understand. — Karen Gibbs

You're a brave, brave girl, Tula" Gaby told her.
"I know", said the little girl. "I got it from you. — James Patterson

I don't think grandma's a very good influence on us. — Richard Peck

That's the way it is with bullies, Grandma told me once. You give them an inch and they'll run you through with a knife. — Benjamin X. Wretlind

Damn, I thought everyone carried a gun in New Jersey!!! — Janet Evanovich

My grandma has a picture of Louis Farrakhan playing violin in her house. — Shamir

Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself. — Richard Peck

If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail! — Chris Rock

Grandma, I think you might be a little freaky. — Siera London

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck. — Allan Sherman

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself. — James Finn Garner

This was something Grandma Tilly couldn't understand
how war promises a boy it can make a man out of him. — Richard Peck

Mom?" Mother turned to Grandmother.
"What?"
"She's going to lunch with her kidnapper!"
"Take a picture for me," Grandma said. — Ilona Andrews

I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days. — Jo Brand

I can't help the terms of endearment. I "Honey, Sweetie, Baby" everyone, from my grandma to the mailman. It's a nurse thing. Molly — Lucey Phillips

Memory is a painter. Paintin's not important. The important thing is keepin' busy. — Grandma Moses

I'm glad we're sitting here now. Even if it does smell like a grandma convention. — Leanne Hall

My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one." — Donald Cerrone

I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she was doing disguised as a bottle of booze isn't entirely clear to me. — Jarod Kintz

Grandma being possessed by a murderous demon from hell makes perfect sense to me, — Meg Cabot

As a kid, my grandma would be dancing all the time. — Victor Cruz

I would never sit back in a rocking chair, waiting for someone to help me. — Grandma Moses

A grandma is old on the outside and young on the inside. — John Wright

Grandma Ponder said, Show me a man wears a diamond ring, and I'll show you a wife beater. — Eudora Welty

a Sicilian grandma is a formidable opponent — Traci Andrighetti

As grandma said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all — A. J. Jacobs

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living. — Jamie Foxx

What's on your bucket list?" I asked. "I got six things so far," Grandma said. "First off, I want new breasts. These ones I got are a mess. — Janet Evanovich

I went to visit my grandma. I meant to stay for two days, but ended up staying two months. (So I overslept a little). — Jarod Kintz

She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh. — Sharon Olds

So Shea sang her praise, thanking God she got to be right there, because Shea's favorite places were the ones where she got to be with her grandma. — A.L. Jackson

When I was little, my grandma used to get romance novels, and she would get hundreds of these, and she'd read a dozen a month. — Chuck Palahniuk

Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. — Pam Brown

I would have wanted my mom to see me settle down and to be a grandma to my kids. — Stephen Dorff

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet. — Don Ho

I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls. — Jeremiah Brent

In a town in Calabria, a long time ago, there lived an old lady everyone called Strega Nona, which meant "Grandma Witch". — Tomie DePaola

A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother. — William Shakespeare

A new day always forgives you, unless it's raining and you wake up in jail. — Bob Thurber

So, if you have a grandma, thank the good Lord above, and give your grandmamma hugs and kisses, for grandmothers are to love. — Lois Wyse

I want to be a sunshine grandma. — Kay Robertson

There was a group of six women in my household. My mom, aunts and grandma. I watched them in the kitchen. — George Tillman Jr.

We have all felt those emotions in these last few days. So what I say to you now, as your queen and as a grandmother, I say from my heart. — Queen Elizabeth II

I would love to do top of pops as a grandma. — Tina Charles

Did you know that darkness has a taste, Grandma? — Jo Nesbo

Pay attention. Driving is a privilege." "Whateves, Grandma M. — A.G. Howard

Booze is flowing all unknowing; grandma downs a few, smiles and giggles happily enjoying her new brew. — Francis Norris, 1st Earl Of Berkshire

Grandma pulled a .44 magnum out of her purse. Everybody duck, and I'll shoot out his tires. — Janet Evanovich

Your grandma was a slave once upon a time make her feel free — Martellis Thurmand

If I didn't ever model? I would be back in Kansas. I would probably end up being a pastry chef. My grandma taught me how to make a pie. — Lindsey Wixson