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My grandma is kind of a rock star. She goes to France and all over.
— Brandon T. Jackson
To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew.
— Chris Colfer
How some woman hadn't convinced Ollie to marry her solely so she could get custody of Grandma Campbell's kitchen was a mystery to Allie.
— Elizabeth Hunter
Seeing Grandma this way, it makes me know for certain that everything about a person will show up in another person in the family.
— Heidi W. Durrow
We live in Houston, Texas!" Grandma wiped her hands with a rag. "You'd get heat stroke.
— Ilona Andrews
Does my grandma count as a bodyguard?
— Holly Hood
Losing Grandma, just when I'd found her again. A waterfall of flowers brightened her funeral, but they couldn't disguise the stench of death.
— Ellen Hopkins
My great grandma, she's in her 80s, so she tells me a lot about the things she's seen. I learn a lot from her.
— Akeem Ayers
My great grandma always told me to drink a lot of milk because it's good for the skin.
— Barbara Palvin
Divided like boys and girls at a summer camp, egg whites and yolks in grandma's lemon-meringue-pie recipe, dogs and cats in pet heaven.
— Dennis Vickers
That's what it is to be a grandma. All fun and no stress.
— Marie Osmond
Grandma said that a skillet's good for three things: frying chicken, baking corn bread, and going upside an obstinate man's head.
— Lisa Shearin
It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too.
— Janet Evanovich
Even now / I am not old. / I never think of it, and yet / I am a grandmother to eleven grandchildren.
— Grandma Moses
Little Willie, full of glee,Put radium in grandma's tea.
Now he thinks it quite a lark
To see her shining in the dark. — Harry Graham
You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
— Jeff Foxworthy
To resist the urge to kick my grandma I grabbed a roll, ripped it in half, and proceeded to slather it with butter.
— Micalea Smeltzer
We invited that nice young man, Dave Brewer, who swindled all those people out of their houses, Grandma said, pulling a meatloaf out of the oven.
— Janet Evanovich
Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.
— Carroll Bryant
A primitive artist is an amateur whose work sells.
— Grandma Moses
I look back on my life like a good day's work, it was done and I am satisfied with it.
— Grandma Moses
I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate.Grandma Mazur — Janet Evanovich
Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.
— Margaret Mead
If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!
— Janet Evanovich
We should not have a government program that determines if you're going to pull the plug on grandma.
— Chuck Grassley
One day I'll be a grandma who's been gangbanged.
— Asa Akira
The way Grandma paints her dream for me, there's a low sky.
— Heidi W. Durrow
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
— Jeff Foxworthy
I hurt people, once.''Did they deserve to be hurt?'
Grandma touched Meche's chin. 'Don't they always, when you're a girl? — Silvia Moreno-Garcia
Every time I see a cardinal, I know my grandmother is with me. This regal, red bird was Grandma's favorite.
— Kris Carr
The Kite CharmFor A Life Filled with High-Flying Fun, Play with the Wonder of A Child — Viola Shipman
I'm a nice middle-class girl in real life, and I'm a mom and a grandma, and I usually play sweet characters.
— Jacki Weaver
Grandma Hutto's flower garden was a bright patchwork quilt thrown down inside the pickets.
— Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
Now I feel bad I didn't give her the second quarter. Grandma says that's called having a conscience.
— Emma Donoghue
Grandma's on the front porch with a Bible in her hand, sometimes I hear her singing take me to the promised land.
— John Mellencamp
I'm a grandma at heart.
— Jurnee Smollett
I have a glam-baby. Let's be correct, now. I'm way too young and too fabulous to be a grandma. I'm a glam-mom.
— NeNe Leakes
Some moments can only be cured with a big squishy grandma hug.
— Daniel Pearce
I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down.Grandma Mazur — Janet Evanovich
My grandma had a kids' clothing store for over 30 years called Shannon and Company, and my sisters and I used to go and work there in the summers.
— Kourtney Kardashian
Melissa looked at her. "It's a meeting with a killer, Grandma," she said. "You don't have to worry about manners." "You
— E.J. Copperman
You're a brave, brave girl, Tula" Gaby told her."I know", said the little girl. "I got it from you. — James Patterson
I don't think grandma's a very good influence on us.
— Richard Peck
That's the way it is with bullies, Grandma told me once. You give them an inch and they'll run you through with a knife.
— Benjamin X. Wretlind
Damn, I thought everyone carried a gun in New Jersey!!!
— Janet Evanovich
Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.
— Richard Peck
Grandma, I think you might be a little freaky.
— Siera London
Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.
— Allan Sherman
He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.
— James Finn Garner
This was something Grandma Tilly couldn't understandhow war promises a boy it can make a man out of him. — Richard Peck
Mom?" Mother turned to Grandmother."What?"
"She's going to lunch with her kidnapper!"
"Take a picture for me," Grandma said. — Ilona Andrews
I can't help the terms of endearment. I "Honey, Sweetie, Baby" everyone, from my grandma to the mailman. It's a nurse thing. Molly
— Lucey Phillips
My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one."
— Donald Cerrone
I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she was doing disguised as a bottle of booze isn't entirely clear to me.
— Jarod Kintz
As a kid, my grandma would be dancing all the time.
— Victor Cruz
A grandma is old on the outside and young on the inside.
— John Wright
Grandma Ponder said, Show me a man wears a diamond ring, and I'll show you a wife beater.
— Eudora Welty
a Sicilian grandma is a formidable opponent
— Traci Andrighetti
What's on your bucket list?" I asked. "I got six things so far," Grandma said. "First off, I want new breasts. These ones I got are a mess.
— Janet Evanovich
I went to visit my grandma. I meant to stay for two days, but ended up staying two months. (So I overslept a little).
— Jarod Kintz
She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh.
— Sharon Olds
When I was little, my grandma used to get romance novels, and she would get hundreds of these, and she'd read a dozen a month.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls.
— Jeremiah Brent
In a town in Calabria, a long time ago, there lived an old lady everyone called Strega Nona, which meant "Grandma Witch".
— Tomie DePaola
A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother.
— William Shakespeare
I want to be a sunshine grandma.
— Kay Robertson
There was a group of six women in my household. My mom, aunts and grandma. I watched them in the kitchen.
— George Tillman Jr.
We have all felt those emotions in these last few days. So what I say to you now, as your queen and as a grandmother, I say from my heart.
— Queen Elizabeth II
I would love to do top of pops as a grandma.
— Tina Charles
Booze is flowing all unknowing; grandma downs a few, smiles and giggles happily enjoying her new brew.
— Francis Norris, 1st Earl Of Berkshire
Grandma pulled a .44 magnum out of her purse. Everybody duck, and I'll shoot out his tires.
— Janet Evanovich
Your grandma was a slave once upon a time make her feel free
— Martellis Thurmand
