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Every prosperous person who does not work has a creative scheme that does. — John Otway

No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea ... you never get that tea. — Jimmy Carr

His chin looked as though a farsighted person had attempted to sew two thickly cut pieces of bacon together in a dark room. — Christopher Paul Curtis

Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it. — Price Pritchett

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. — David Brenner

Always warm up the audience with a joke ... If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke ... — Jacob M. Appel

A lot of reality shows tend to harp on the negative. The person isn't pretty enough or can't sing well enough or maybe isn't even funny enough. — Bruce Nash

A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery. — Morris Bender

You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor. — Katie Nolan

Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby. — Tabitha McGowan

I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy. — Ashton Kutcher

I had explained that a woman's asking for equality in the church would be comparable to a black person's demanding equality in the Ku Klux Klan — Mary Daly

Funny how it works out though that when you expect nothing from a person, they might just give you everything you didn't know you wanted. — Jamie Kain

I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work. — Michael Emerson

I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm not quite the way I am on paper. — Mary Roach

It's funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong. — Louis Sachar

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. — Chelsea Handler

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are. — Natasha Leggero

It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with. — Lindsay Lohan

I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies. — Dom DeLuise

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. — Cass McCombs

Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society. — Jerry Seinfeld

Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good actor. — Ellen DeGeneres

Maybe people don't see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I'm just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles. — Katie McGrath

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? — George Carlin

We wouldn't eat an important person like you. Sometimes we'll take a sailor, but - " He shrugged. " - so would you if it was always fish. — Clive Barker

I just admire a funny, confident, sassy woman and hopefully I'm that person. — Denise Bidot

It's funny how you can hear only a few cords from a song and it'll transport you back in time to a particular person or place. — Janelle Smith Toussant

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell

You aren't a morning person, are you?" he mused.
"No, I'm not. There is a reason mornin' and mournin' sound the same. — L.A. Casey

It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart. — Jennifer Finney Boylan

The presidency has a funny way of making a person feel the need to pray. — Barack Obama

A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he's the person who opens a door funny. — Chuck Jones

I never thought of myself as like, a funny person. — Lena Dunham

When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping? — Anthony Liccione

That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you. — Frances O'Roark Dowell

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! — Gary Gulman

I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans. — George W. Bush

I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person. — Pink

You know, I'm just a very boring, not very funny person in person. I don't feel pressured to be otherwise. — Lorrie Moore

It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose."

"How bad of an idea?"

"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco

I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. — Paris Hilton

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn't understand what had been said. — Niels Bohr

I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person. — Ellen DeGeneres

I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me. — Vantile Whitfield

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humour does. — David Rakoff

I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. — Rob Lowe

Chess is a thinking person's game. But you don't have to be smart to know what's funny! Lots of check, mate! — Steve Breen

I loved being in the room with Mamet as a director - he is the most generous, funny, delightful person to work for every day. — Richard Thomas

I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one. — Cameron Diaz

A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it. — Ann Landers

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch — Keisha Keenleyside

It's rude to stare, but the great thing about staring at a sedated person is that they don't know you're doing it. — Maggie Stiefvater

Apparently when it's two people, it's quirky and funny, but when it's a person doing the same stuff on her own, it's rebellious and antisocial. — Katie Alender

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them. — Daniel Tosh

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Has anybody ever told you you're a remarkably cynical person?"
"I like to think of it as learning from experience. — Benedict Jacka

he hadn't killed or shagged even one single person in front of me - which I felt was a rather good indication of his superior character. — Hettie Ivers

Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does. — David Rakoff

I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen. — George Carlin

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is. — Julie Powell

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that. — Adam Sandler

I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit! — Sharon Swan

Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy. — Shelley K. Wall

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. — Chris Rock

I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one? — Randa Abdel-Fattah

Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"? — Frankie Boyle

People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. — Daniel Keyes

One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves. — Adrian Sandvaer

It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control. — Chris Fabry

I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things. — Ashley Williams

My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day. — Gary Sinise

The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person. — Liev Schreiber

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. — Tim Heidecker

The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice. — Joey Lauren Adams

I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL. — Auliq Ice

Life is strange and funny with many winding roads ahead ... but the roads of greed and hypocrisy will lead to a person's downfall each and every time. — Timothy Pina

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself. — Anna Banks

I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try. — Gabriel Iglesias

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist? — Steven Wright

In a funny way, I like the past, I'm a very nostalgic person. — Elle Fanning