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A Flat Tire Quotes By Demetri Martin: A mobile home with a flat tire is

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home. — Demetri Martin

A Flat Tire Quotes By Godfried Danneels: Our theology is still in a time of

Our theology is still in a time of crisis, and I think this will last for some years more. — Godfried Danneels

A Flat Tire Quotes By Amber Heard: I'm no mechanic but I can change my

I'm no mechanic but I can change my oil and I know what to do when I get a flat tire and I can hot-wire it in an emergency. — Amber Heard

A Flat Tire Quotes By Mike Cloud: Some libertarians succeed by re-inventing the wheel. Most

Some libertarians succeed by re-inventing the wheel. Most libertarians fail by re-inventing the flat tire. — Mike Cloud

A Flat Tire Quotes By Winston Brown: A flat tire is like a bad attitude,

A flat tire is like a bad attitude, you won't go anywhere until you change it. — Winston Brown

A Flat Tire Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if your momma

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. — Jeff Foxworthy

A Flat Tire Quotes By Skee-Lo: And when I'm in my car I'm laid

And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat — Skee-Lo

A Flat Tire Quotes By Rex Stout: Genius is fine for the ignition spark, but

Genius is fine for the ignition spark, but to get there someone has to see that the radiator doesn't leak and no tire is flat. — Rex Stout

A Flat Tire Quotes By Woody Allen: I can't fight. I was once run over

I can't fight.
I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys. — Woody Allen

A Flat Tire Quotes By William Faulkner: Anna Karenina, Anna Karenina, Anna Karenina when asked

Anna Karenina, Anna Karenina, Anna Karenina when asked the three best novels of all time. — William Faulkner

A Flat Tire Quotes By Jill Shalvis: Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card ... — Jill Shalvis

A Flat Tire Quotes By Katharine Hepburn: "Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a

"Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire. — Katharine Hepburn

A Flat Tire Quotes By Roy Orbison: I may be a living legend, but that

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. — Roy Orbison

A Flat Tire Quotes By Dolly Parton: I think that all creative people are a

I think that all creative people are a little bit nuts ... — Dolly Parton

A Flat Tire Quotes By Manuel Moroun: I was a dispatcher, flat-tire fixer, changed the

I was a dispatcher, flat-tire fixer, changed the oil, fixed the fan belts. There was nothing too good for me. — Manuel Moroun

A Flat Tire Quotes By Anonymous: Like a car tire, businesses don't usually dissolve

Like a car tire, businesses don't usually dissolve because of a blow out, Instead it goes flat due to a slow leak over time. — Anonymous

A Flat Tire Quotes By Lee S Shulman: It is bad enough to reinvent the wheel.

It is bad enough to reinvent the wheel. What really hurts is when they reinvent the flat tire. — Lee S Shulman

A Flat Tire Quotes By Andy Cohen: The one guiding principle over my 23-year career

The one guiding principle over my 23-year career in TV has been as long as I'm having fun, I really don't care what the job title is. — Andy Cohen

A Flat Tire Quotes By Nick Offerman: I grew up among farmers in Illinois and

I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality of a flat tire or a broken window. — Nick Offerman

A Flat Tire Quotes By Shanna Swendson: Maybe we should bring back dueling," Ethan mused.

Maybe we should bring back dueling," Ethan mused. "It would really unclog the court system, and thin out the ranks of lawyers. — Shanna Swendson