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He who sees a gold bullion more valuable than a tree has surely an intelligence much less than a donkey's!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
My grandfather was a very mystical guy who travelled from Argentina to Chile, across the mountains with a donkey, carrying the Torah.
— Alejandro Jodorowsky
If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle.
— Sholom Aleichem
When in the body of a donkey, enjoy the taste of grass.
— Tenzin Wangyal
I may be a donkey but I can kick the wrong people.
— Amit Abraham
Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it!
— Charles Dickens
He would say that God had given him a tail to keep the flies off, but that he would sooner have had no tail and no flies.
— George Orwell
He doesn't need a donkey," says Ana Kuya. "He has a wife.
— Leigh Bardugo
I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion.
— Ernest Shackleton
My whole life have been treated like a donkey. All I want is that one of mine - at least one - should live like a man.
— Aravind Adiga
I was always the one in the background or the donkey. I was never a star, I never got to be the main part.
— Joanna Page
If somebody tells you that you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you so, buy yourself a saddle.
— Sholom Aleichem
A society can survive bad donkey drivers. But it cannot survive contempt for truth - whether inside or outside a courtroom.
— Dennis Prager
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.
— Arthur Guiterman
Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job
— Josh Stern
The voice of a donkey braying in the neighbouring meadow seemed like the mocking laughter of demons.
— P.G. Wodehouse
She had an unnecessarily loud voice, a bit of a bray, like some enchanted, hot donkey.
— Gillian Flynn
When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something terrible.
— Mohamed Al-Fayed
Only the great warriors fall down from their horses; one would not fall who rides a donkey cart.
— Waheed Ibne Musa
If a woman's got nothing but her fair fame to feed on, why, it's thin tack, and a donkey would die of it!
— D.H. Lawrence
A live donkey is better than a dead lion.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Being impatient with a donkey is a futile exercise.
— Vannetta Chapman
When a man has everything and does not know what more to do, he tries to teach his donkey to talk.
— Asne Seierstad
Foul, misbegotten mound of walking donkey dung!
— Werner A. Lind
I have had a horse. Why would I accept a donkey?
— Dr. Hawa Abdi
Poetry is a dumb Buddha who thinks a donkey is as important as a diamond.
— Natalie Goldberg
Hurry no man's cattle; you may come to own a donkey yourself
— Walter Scott
I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
What a precious triple donkey I had made of myself!
— Robert W. Chambers
If you're fixin' to get yourself a good stallion, don't go lookin' in the donkey corral.
— Ciji Ware
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— Ray Bottenberg
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
— Eddie Murphy
The coffee tastes like a donkey's ass
— Victoria Scott
Never take advice from a donkey.
— Bryce Courtenay
If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media.
— Joel Osteen
A donkey eats a melon, it remains a donkey
— Idries Shah
There is no doubt in the sanctity of Mecca, but a donkey won't become a Hajj pilgrim by just going through the motions.
— Rahman Baba
A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch.
— Georg C. Lichtenberg
Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything.
— Idries Shah
Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back.
— Zora Neale Hurston
The Christian icon is not the Stars and Stripes but a cross-flag, and its emblem is not a donkey, an elephant, or an eagle, but a slaughtered lamb.
— Shane Claiborne
It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey.
— Khaled Hosseini
Okay," Juke said. "Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems.
— Ilona Andrews
Takes a donkey to know a donkey.
— Khaled Hosseini
Somewhere near the Alamo, a bugle brayed: either that or McCulloch's men had found some reason to torture a poor, defenseless donkey.
— Harry Turtledove
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
— Bo Burnham
An uncomfortable marriage can not bear the strain of the death of a beloved donkey.
— Merrie Haskell
It was fun to blow off a Porsche with a 3900 donkey [the 1965 Shelby GT350 Mustang].
— Carroll Shelby
Come along,' I told the donkey. 'There's a precedent for this.' Manny
— Kerry Greenwood
I'm essentially a jobbing actor. If I'm out of work, I'll be the back end of a donkey.
— Michael Gough
I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.
— Tatiana Maslany
The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes.
— Robert Novak
A charity donkey is where you sponsor a donkey in a sanctuary and give them three pounds a month to have some donkey nuts or something.
— Richard C. Armitage
A unicorn is a donkey from the future
— Joe Rogan
If you don't have a car, ride a bicycle or a donkey.
— Charles Nqakula
So he can go ride a donkey naked through the desert with snapping turtles attached to his nipples for all I care.
— Suzanne Wright
What man, if he were God, would humble himself to lie in the feedbox of a donkey or to hang upon a cross?
— Martin Luther
If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
— George Herbert
