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He who sees a gold bullion more valuable than a tree has surely an intelligence much less than a donkey's! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

My grandfather was a very mystical guy who travelled from Argentina to Chile, across the mountains with a donkey, carrying the Torah. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle. — Sholom Aleichem

We've had it checked and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged donkey — Chris Morris

When in the body of a donkey, enjoy the taste of grass. — Tenzin Wangyal

Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey. — Andy Zaltzman

I may be a donkey but I can kick the wrong people. — Amit Abraham

Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it! — Charles Dickens

Clearly his next tat needed to be more along the lines of a donkey. 'Cuz he was acting like an ass.

-Rehv's thoughts — J.R. Ward

He would say that God had given him a tail to keep the flies off, but that he would sooner have had no tail and no flies. — George Orwell

Then Samson said. With a donkeys jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey's jawbone I have killed a thousand of them. — Anonymous

God is not troubled by one who is conservative or liberal, and He certainly never inclines His ear toward a donkey or an elephant. — Max Lucado

The happiness of the superficial: when a man who has lost his donkey finds it again. — Idries Shah

And just because a talking donkey tells you something doesn't mean it's true. — Matt Mikalatos

He doesn't need a donkey," says Ana Kuya. "He has a wife. — Leigh Bardugo

I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion. — Ernest Shackleton

My whole life have been treated like a donkey. All I want is that one of mine - at least one - should live like a man. — Aravind Adiga

I was always the one in the background or the donkey. I was never a star, I never got to be the main part. — Joanna Page

If somebody tells you that you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you so, buy yourself a saddle. — Sholom Aleichem

Moving a safe distance away from her, I curse Dominic the mother fucking donkey. — Tara Sivec

A society can survive bad donkey drivers. But it cannot survive contempt for truth - whether inside or outside a courtroom. — Dennis Prager

She's about as attractive as a donkey's asshole mid-shit." "Well, — Emma Hart

Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer. — Arthur Guiterman

Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job — Josh Stern

The voice of a donkey braying in the neighbouring meadow seemed like the mocking laughter of demons. — P.G. Wodehouse

Safety from what? Who's after me?" "Oh, nobody much," Grover said, obviously still miffed about the donkey comment. "Just the Lord of the Dead and a — Rick Riordan

I feel like a donkey, with a stick in my mouth and a carrot up my ass. — Anton Chekhov

She had an unnecessarily loud voice, a bit of a bray, like some enchanted, hot donkey. — Gillian Flynn

When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something terrible. — Mohamed Al-Fayed

Only the great warriors fall down from their horses; one would not fall who rides a donkey cart. — Waheed Ibne Musa

If a woman's got nothing but her fair fame to feed on, why, it's thin tack, and a donkey would die of it! — D.H. Lawrence

A live donkey is better than a dead lion. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Being impatient with a donkey is a futile exercise. — Vannetta Chapman

When a man has everything and does not know what more to do, he tries to teach his donkey to talk. — Asne Seierstad

Foul, misbegotten mound of walking donkey dung! — Werner A. Lind

Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism. — Erich Honecker

I have had a horse. Why would I accept a donkey? — Dr. Hawa Abdi

Poetry is a dumb Buddha who thinks a donkey is as important as a diamond. — Natalie Goldberg

Hurry no man's cattle; you may come to own a donkey yourself — Walter Scott

I do believe the Democratic party has moved far to the right. I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes. — Al Sharpton

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

What a precious triple donkey I had made of myself! — Robert W. Chambers

I rode out of the stables on top of an eight-foot-tall donkey that looked like she had robbed a Holstein cow and was now wearing the stolen clothes. — Ilona Andrews

If you're fixin' to get yourself a good stallion, don't go lookin' in the donkey corral. — Ciji Ware

[A] pile driver was improvised by mounting a large steam donkey engine, a steam hammer, and a timber tower on a barge. — Ray Bottenberg

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! — Eddie Murphy

The coffee tastes like a donkey's ass — Victoria Scott

Never take advice from a donkey. — Bryce Courtenay

If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media. — Joel Osteen

It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey ... — Rick Riordan

A donkey eats a melon, it remains a donkey — Idries Shah

There is no doubt in the sanctity of Mecca, but a donkey won't become a Hajj pilgrim by just going through the motions. — Rahman Baba

Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey - or anyone else for that matter - is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it up to them. — Vera Nazarian

A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

It does not matter if you vote for the left or right, you are not an elephant or donkey. You are a truthful lion who stands only for your conscience. — Suzy Kassem

Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything. — Idries Shah

A man who had the legions of the east marching at his back could be bred by a donkey on a mule and the senate would have no choice but to accept him. — M.C. Scott

Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back. — Zora Neale Hurston

The Christian icon is not the Stars and Stripes but a cross-flag, and its emblem is not a donkey, an elephant, or an eagle, but a slaughtered lamb. — Shane Claiborne

It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey. — Khaled Hosseini

Oh, nobody much," Grover said, obviously still miffed about the donkey comment. "Just the Lord of the Dead and a few of his blood-thirstiest minions. — Rick Riordan

Okay," Juke said. "Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems. — Ilona Andrews

Takes a donkey to know a donkey. — Khaled Hosseini

Somewhere near the Alamo, a bugle brayed: either that or McCulloch's men had found some reason to torture a poor, defenseless donkey. — Harry Turtledove

I have a photograph of my grandfather driving a donkey cart barefoot. — Nelly Furtado

Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic." — A.A. Milne

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. — Bo Burnham

The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey. — C.S. Lewis

An uncomfortable marriage can not bear the strain of the death of a beloved donkey. — Merrie Haskell

It was fun to blow off a Porsche with a 3900 donkey [the 1965 Shelby GT350 Mustang]. — Carroll Shelby

Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey. — George Orwell

Come along,' I told the donkey. 'There's a precedent for this.' Manny — Kerry Greenwood

I'm essentially a jobbing actor. If I'm out of work, I'll be the back end of a donkey. — Michael Gough

I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey. — Tatiana Maslany

The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes. — Robert Novak

A charity donkey is where you sponsor a donkey in a sanctuary and give them three pounds a month to have some donkey nuts or something. — Richard C. Armitage

A unicorn is a donkey from the future — Joe Rogan

If you don't have a car, ride a bicycle or a donkey. — Charles Nqakula

You can learn a lot about government from donkey balls. — John Green

It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores. — Will Forte

So he can go ride a donkey naked through the desert with snapping turtles attached to his nipples for all I care. — Suzanne Wright

What man, if he were God, would humble himself to lie in the feedbox of a donkey or to hang upon a cross? — Martin Luther

Follow and elephant or a donkey for too long, and you'll eventually get dumped on. — A.G. Roderick

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him. — George Herbert

We also pass a farmer in his yard, power-washing a donkey with a high-pressure hose. — Simon Armitage

I don't mind your calling me a clog, if only we were fastened together."
"But I do mind you calling me a donkey," he replied. — Elizabeth Gaskell