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I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals, and in their capacity to suffer, a dog, is a pig, is a bear, is a boy — Philip Wollen

If even a dog's tooth is truly worshipped it glows with light. The venerated object is endowed with power . . . - Iris Murdoch, The Sea, the Sea — Christopher Buckley

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. — Anne Lamott

Hell, the truth is that I was named after a dog! — John Wayne

You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him. — W. Bruce Cameron

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. — Josh Billings

A dog is the best philosopher because he knows what you want and gives you that with kindness and love. — Debasish Mridha

Animals know. They know how a soul is stitched together. They know what it's made of before anyone else gets a clue. — Alex A. King

17 Interfering in someone else's argument is as foolish as yanking a dog's ears. — Anonymous

The pack is very important for a dog. Once you give him the right pack and the right energy, you look at him. — Cesar Millan

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. — Roger A. Caras

A dog is one of the few remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. — Jack Canfield

Smell us?" I asked, genuinely confused. "What is she, a hunting dog? — Danielle Paige

A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer. — Fran Lebowitz

You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die. — Dave Pelzer

A dog is like a person - he needs a job and a family to be what he's meant to be. — Andrew Vachss

Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?) — Alan Coren

If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness. — Marjorie Garber

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. — Robertson Davies

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog? — Rush Limbaugh

GOD is super intelligent - says GO & DO GOOD things, if not I may pick you as an ODD human & like a honest DOG knows what to do next! — Ningraj

A dog...is a bond between strangers. — John Steinbeck

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. — Holbrook Jackson

That's no dog," he said. "It looks like a monkey and a dog fell in love and had babies and this is the ugly one they didn't want. — Derek Landy

Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs. — P. J. O'Rourke

A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. — Ingrid Newkirk

We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog. — Jimmy Fallon

By gad, is that you, Ainswood? I haven't seen you in a dog's age. How's the gout? Still troubling you? — Loretta Chase

When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary. — Honore De Balzac

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

Come on soldiers! Guardians and agents of the supreme law! Here is a sacrifice of dogs ready for your swords! — Ilghazi

A werewolf who fights with sword and dagger," he said, "is as unnatural as a dog who eats with a fork and a knife. — Cassandra Clare

The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it. — Mark Twain

Rescuing dogs is looked upon as a noble, trendy pursuit. But wouldn't rescuing a man from a homeless shelter be, in fact, more humane? — Greg Fitzsimmons

'Hound Dog' is a really short record, and most singles didn't last three minutes. — Dave Davies

The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned dog. — Justin Halpern

France is a dog-hole, and it no more merits the tread of a man's foot. — William Shakespeare

Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved. — Ingrid Newkirk

When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama. — Mark Twain

You matter because you are you and there is no other person in this world who could ever take your place. — Heather Wolf

In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy. — Philip Wollen

All the home I know is a hotel. Why, I don't even have a dog ... I don't know the first thing about cooking or taking care of a house. — Pearl White

You may help a lame dog over a stile but he is still a lame dog on the other side. — Ernest Newman

The best way to get over a dog's death is to get another soon. — Ronald Reagan

At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a camel, at 50 a serpent, at 60 a dog, at 70 an ape, and at 80 nothing — Baltasar Gracian

A headstrong maid, that she is-and won't listen to no advice at all. Pride and vanity have ruined many a cobbler's dog. — Thomas Hardy

So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG — T. S. Eliot

No book of mine is complete without a dog. — Peter Temple

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. — Maurice Maeterlinck

The difference between a wise man and a fool is a wise man learns his lessons from other people's mistakes and a fool only learns from his own. — Duane "Dog" Chapman

It's obvious that women are smarter than men. Think about it - diamonds are a girl's best friend; man's best friend is a dog. — Joan Rivers

A comrade who deserts a comrade is a cowardly dog, and all such dogs should die a dog's death, comrade - — Robert Harris

I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life ... — Charles Bukowski

Snoop Dog is the Phil Jackson of youth football coaches. He ain't going to accept nothing but a winner. — Ice Cube

But it is hard to know them from friends, they are so obsequious and full of protestations; for a wolf resembles a dog, so doth a flatterer a friend. — Walter Raleigh

We all know I'm marrying you, as soon as you get over your thing with dog tags and realize a stethoscope is way sexier, anyway. - Tanner — Kandi Steiner

Basically, we're taking a product that would be sold in the cheapest way for dogs, and after this process, is being given to human beings. — Jamie Oliver

A dog is the only exercise machine you cannot decide to skip when you don't feel like it. — Carolyn Heilbrun

[A dog is] a bundle of pure love, gift-wrapped in fur. — Andrea Lochen

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning. — Charles Barkley

One day Your dog is going to safe your life, that's a fact. — Deyth Banger

Say what you will about the south, but in North Carolina a hot dog is free to swing anyway it wishes. — David Sedaris

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog. — Edward Noyes Westcott

Rabies coevolved to live in the dog, and the dog coevolved to live with us - and this confluence, the three of us, is far too combustible a thing. — Bill Wasik

The unpleasant sound Bush is emitting as he traipses from one conservative gathering to another is a thin, tinny "arf" - the sound of a lap dog. — George Will

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma. — Mark Twain

Do good even to the wicked; it is as well to shut a dog's mouth with a crumb. — Saadi

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak. — Johnny Carson

You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is happy he doesn't get snappy. — Dutch Schultz

A little bit of grace. That's what a good dog is, you know. A little bit of grace." Timlin — Stephen King

A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience. — Tom Clancy

Mudface is the mud in your goatface. What would you say if someone was asked the question 'Does a dog have a Buddha nature?' and said 'Woof! — Jack Kerouac

I don't understand people who don't touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason. — Jarod Kintz

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

One thing I would never photograph is a dog lying in the mud. — Diane Arbus

When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. — Ingrid Newkirk

Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of the door. — Charlton Ogburn

What kind of dog is this?" "The kind who knows a lot. — Kristine McCord

I feel hornier than a dog who almost got his balls snipped off. Shit, man. Your face is gorgeous. Have you always been this fine specimen? — Tijan

What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm. — Victor Borge

Thirty miles is a long way, even by car, and on foot it's a thousand times more, especially for a dog, whose step is like a quarter of a human's. — Etgar Keret

The trick is to have a career and have a family. It's like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night. — Tom Waits

Dog becomes a good friend with man whether the man himself is good or not! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long. — Lee Trevino

The cat is a character of being, the dog, a character of doing. — Michael J. Rosen

Patience is sottish, and impatience does become a dog that's mad. — William Shakespeare

It's almost entirely waste. regret is mostly caused by not having done anything. the mind barks like a dog. — Charles Bukowski

A pig in a blanket is a hot dog wrapped in a dough and baked. — N.D. Wilson

Rather be a thin dog that is free than a fat one chained — Thabiso Monkoe

Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out. — Francis Bacon

There is honor in being a dog. — Aristotle.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. — Alfred North Whitehead

It becomes very obvious, by reading a dog, how stable or unstable his human companion is. Our dogs are our mirrors. — Cesar Millan

When a dog is drowning, everyone offers him a drink. — George Herbert

There is no greater pleasure than having a dog. And that's a scientific fact! — Louis Sabin

I do feel a lot more comfortable when my dog is with me. — Brian Schweitzer

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. — Dana Gould

There is no other dog that can compare to a Corgi. They're the epitome of beauty. — Tasha Tudor

Islam is more dangerous in a man than rabies in a dog. — Winston Churchill

The whole horror of the situation is that he now has a human heart, not a dog's heart. And about the rottenest heart in all creation! — Mikhail Bulgakov