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I had one elegantly folded cookie - a short paper nerve baked in an ear. — Lorrie Moore

It was as though the darkness was a sheet of raw cookie dough and someone had just taken a cookie cutter and made a child-sized shape out of it. — Lauren Oliver

Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine. — Lisa Scottoline

Every day in New York City is a test. Work hard and pass this test, you get a chocolate cookie. From a strange man on the subway. A man without pants. — Christy Hall

I'm a smart enough person to know that I don't want everyone to be cookie-cutter versions of the nine guys who wear Converse sneakers. — Mindy Kaling

Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

pickle juice on a cookie. — Julie Sternberg

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. — Hector Elizondo

I'm not Mr. Nice Guy, I'm a tough cookie — Thomas Muster

She's not a cookie, or a book, or a record on a shelf. You can't just play with her and then put her back. — Kathleen Glasgow

To be honest, I can't wait to be a dad. I really hope that that's how the cookie crumbles for me. — Lucas Neff

Everyone just needs to stop fighting and have a cookie. — Keegan Allen

Oh, I'm going to see him - in a pile of broken bones. Here. Have a cookie." Chris shook his head, and his — Brigid Kemmerer

I have a bad sweet tooth. I'm pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough. — Jeremy Renner

It was a cookie, not a crack pipe. — J. Lynn

There were a lot of teen stars that were very cookie-cutter ... I'm just being me. — Justin Bieber

I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be a lie. — Elizabeth Meriwether

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book ... on my computer! — Meg Cabot

Nothing sets the world right like slightly melted chocolate from a fresh-baked cookie. — Julie Wetzel

With every other girl vying for his attention, why the heck would he notice a bookworm like me?" And — Cookie O'Gorman

He's like a cookie; rough around the edges, soft on the inside. He's such a surprising guy. — Delia Delaney

A friend ... sort of. Ren watches me like I'm a cookie jar he wouldn't mind being caught with his hands in. — Andrea Cremer

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either. — Bill Cosby

I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk. — Jessica Simpson

Life is hard. Have a cookie! — Janet Nash

Breakfast will be ready in ten," Cookie said, "with a few added nutrients from the floor. — Darynda Jones

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke

Actually, she smelled like some kind of confection. It was a distinctive mix of sugar cookie and ocean. — J.M. Madden

No cookie is a good cookie — Pete Abilla

Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ... — E.A. Bucchianeri

So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie. — James Patterson

Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman. — Darynda Jones

He let out a growl that shook inside my chest. "Demon."
"Congrats," Roth said tightly. "You know your species. Want a cookie? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Cookie didn't dare light a fire, so we have cold food this evening. (Morgan)
Yum. Hard-boiled wood, my favorite. (Serenity) — Kinley MacGregor

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. — Janet Evanovich

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker. — Gary Gulman

The point is it's such a great feeling to scarf cookies with abandon like Cookie Monster.
Truly, he is the role model for us all.
AWESOME! — Neil Pasricha

Could this guy sound a little less like a fortune cookie on acid? — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?"
"No! Good God, no! — Jennifer L. Armentrout

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. — Daniel Handler

Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned. — Ilona Andrews

If you give a mouse a cookie, he is sure to want a glass of milk. — Laura Joffe Numeroff

Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that. — Elvis Costello

That's your solution? Have a cookie? — Michael Grant

I tucked this thought inside me like a fortune into a cookie. — Meg Howrey

A journey of 1000 miles begins with one step. — Laozi

Okay, I admit it: sometimes I sound like a fortune cookie — Stanley Victor Paskavich

At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.' — Conan O'Brien

It's just a cookie, sweetheart. — J. Lynn

I've always liked to go down a different path. Being a woman of color, I never followed a cookie cutter way. — Halle Berry

I know they say you shouldn't take candy from strangers, but it's a cookie and not candy and technically, I'm not a stranger. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Not special at all." She changed her mind and leaned in to take a cookie. "I just heard my number called and thought I'd better show up. — Brigid Kemmerer

Eating a cookie never feels strange. I am a big believer in food in general. — Keri Russell

After all, you don't know how strong something is until you actually test it." She winked. "I read that in a fortune cookie once." "Fortune cookie? — Nicholas Sparks

I want them to bite into a cookie, and think of me, and smile. Food is love. Food has a power. I knew it in my mind, but now I know it in my heart. — Jael McHenry

Mercy is a smart cookie," Coyote told him (Adam). "Except when she is not. — Patricia Briggs

The Phillies in the 1960s had shortstop Bobby Wine and second baseman Cookie Rojas, a period known as the Days of Wine and Rojas. — Tim Kurkjian

Outward success alienates a man from himself. — James T. Hill

The cookie-cutter liberal, the standard operating procedure liberal, is really a giant ignoramus. I mean that seriously. They're really ignorant. — Rush Limbaugh

We'll either come to a mutual understanding of one another, or he's going to kill me and chop me up into tiny pieces and bake me into cookie. — Colleen Hoover

Actually, yeah. I don't think I've ever wanted someone so much I would beg for it. A cookie? Yes. A cock? No. — Christina Lauren

Some bookstores want you to believe they're a community center, like they need to host a cookie-making class in order to sell you some Proust. — David Levithan

level. The part that shares the last double chocolate chip cookie or donates to charity or gives a — Nicola Yoon

What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie?
Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter. — Peter De Vries

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie — Ilona Andrews

I'll eat one cookie, not a whole box of cookies. But I'll still eat the one cookie ... sometimes two, or even three. But not the whole box. — Kate Winslet

Fiction is but a moment of bliss that takes the pain away...Like a cookie for the soul... — Leona Keyoko Pink

Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment. — Bill Walsh

Just because you're sober, don't think you're a good driver, Cookie. — John Irving

Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Here, said the nuggety bald fixture. You look dry as a camel's cookie. — Tim Winton

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin

I wanted to go home, whip up a batch of cookie dough, and eat it. All. — Kristen Ashley

God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day. — Sinclair B. Ferguson

More of a cookie person, myself. No offense to the other baked goods. I just like cookies. — Victoria Schwab

Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster, — Steven Pinker

Voltaire was a smart cookie. — John Perry

The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie. — Kelly Creagh

Sebastian glanced around. "Raises my hackles, though" - another flash of lightning - "almost like it's ... haunted." Sebastian gets a cookie. — Kresley Cole

It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all. — Charles De Gaulle

Everyone tries to look a cookie-cutter kind of way, and actually the people who look different are the ones who get picked up. — Meryl Streep

An organic cookie, is still a cookie. — Gary Collins

IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie. — Joanne Fluke

Life goes different ways for different people. Some people's lives are formed by a cookie cutter and some are immediately tossed from the kitchen. — Trent Zelazny

Showers: I must have wounded him.
Storm: With a cookie? — Richard Castle

Never trust what a man says when he's focused on putting his schlong into your cookie, dear. — Tracy Tappan

My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk. — Darynda Jones

Do you know how many times I've read "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" to this kid? That is one fucked-up story. How is that a book for babies? — Huntley Fitzpatrick

A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands. — Paula Deen

I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum. — Rachel G. Fox

It's all about what you feel on the inside - and I'm feeling like a chocolate chip cookie because I had about ten of them last night! — Amber Benson

In the Fortune Cookie of Life, I don't want to be known as anonymous. — Julie Eberhart Painter

She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice. — Jim Butcher

There's a time I can recall
Four years old and three feet tall
Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar
And both were out of reach — Hilary Weeks

Don't expect the answers overnight. This isn't a fortune cookie.
- The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9 — Delaine Moore

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

I wanted to show her how disgusted I was by not eating a thing, but a chocolate cookie is a chocolate cookie. — Marian Keyes

Raphael laughed, and she threw a cookie at him. Of course, he caught it smoothly and tossed it back at her. Stupid vampire. — D.B. Reynolds