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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. — Sigmund Freud

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. — Steve Allen

We all like people who do things, even if we only see their faces on cigar-box lids. — Willa Cather

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time. — Mark Twain

A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it. — Raul Julia

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life. — Rush Limbaugh

I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys." — Mitch Hedberg

The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle. — George Sand

A cigar," said the altruist, "a cigar, my good man, I cannot give you. But any time you need a light, just come around; mine is always lit. — Karl Kraus

Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels. — Alfred De Musset

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking! — Mark Grace

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. — Groucho Marx

. . . private group prayers were the modern equivalent of a backroom cigar. — Jeff Sharlet

A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images. — George Sand

There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers. — H.L. Mencken

If he didn't have a cigar to hold on to, his feet would leave the ground. We'd never see out Zooey again. — J.D. Salinger

No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide. — William Maginn

He lit the dining-room lamp, got out a cigar, and began pacing the room, ejaculating. — H.G.Wells

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth. — Chuck Jones

No. Freud said it best, I think, when he said, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Sometimes your mother's boyfriend is just a loser — Nenia Campbell

Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a story's just a story — Stephen King

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. — George Burns

A cigar is a sort of thing, not exactly a pleasure, but the crown and outward sign of pleasure. — Leo Tolstoy

I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me. — Edward G. Robinson

Every day my mother had tea. My dad has his ritual cigar. They had their evening cocktail. Those rituals were done nicely, with flair and feeling. — John Travolta

Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one. — Raul Julia

cigar, and walked up and down before the house, a portly, — Sinclair Lewis

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it. — George Burns

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is. — Daisy Fuentes

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it. — George Burns

It's personal freedom, not hundred dollar bills that lights the soul's cigar. — Tom Robbins

twirling in his fingers the mummy of a cigar, — Vladimir Nabokov

A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture. — Samuel Fuller

Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians. — Ulysses S. Grant

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking. — Mark Twain

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be. — Richard Carleton

A bottle of alcohol shortens your life by 4min, a cigar shortens your life by 6min and a day of work shortens your life by 8 hours. — Robin Sacredfire

What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar. — Eugene Field

If you think that one individual can't make a difference in the world, consider what one cigar can do in a nine-room house. — Bill Vaughan

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar. — Ron White

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours. — Ruta Sepetys

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time. — Mark Twain

If you can't send money, send tobacco. — George Washington