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That's so typical. You won't steal a baby, but you're too lazy to conjugate. — Jim Butcher

It hurts!" bellowed Ramirez drunkenly, flinging a last pair of bolts at a fleeing ghoul. "Ow! Ow, it hurts! It hurts to be this *good*! — Jim Butcher

Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep. — Jim Butcher

I didn't follow her right away. She didn't look back. Stab. Twist. God, I love being a wizard. — Jim Butcher

The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker have been around a lot longer than supermarkets and Wal-Mart. — Joel Salatin

It's a tradition," Grimm said. "Were traditions rational, they'd be procedures. — Jim Butcher

His voice was like the rest of him - about as exciting as a W-2. — Jim Butcher

Like a butcher sharpening knife on knife
I sharpen heart on heart inside me. — Yehuda Amichai

He was wrong, that doesn't make him a villian. That makes him an asshole. — Jim Butcher

Molly, you are a good person. Don't let anyone take that away from you. Not even yourself. — Jim Butcher

I died," I said. "I died and someone made a clerical error and this is heaven. — Jim Butcher

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you? — Jim Butcher

I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane. — Jim Butcher

Mab narrowed her eyes, and a little smile graced her lips. "Impudent," she said. "It's sweet on you. — Jim Butcher

It's a shadelight. Some of my men put one up whenever I lose a member of the crew. To light his shade's way back to his bunk, so he can rest. — Jim Butcher

Either you get eaten by a wolf today or else the shepherd saves you from the wolf so he can sell you to the butcher tomorrow — Ogden Nash

Wizardry aside, it's tough to beat a gun for discouraging men with baseball bats. — Jim Butcher

The hardest lesson a wizard has to learn is that even with so much power, there are some things you can't control. No matter how much you want to. — Jim Butcher

Because nothing says flattery like a gun to the head. — Jim Butcher

I'm one of those people who think that stories should have a beginning, a middle and an end, and then they're over, and then you tell the next story. — Jim Butcher

Sometimes the things that are good for you, in the long run, hurt for a little while when you first get to them. — Jim Butcher

I believe that there's a cloud for every silver lining,' I said. — Jim Butcher

And if I was to die, I was not going to go out in a gibbering heap of terror. — Jim Butcher

A merciful God must surely close his eyes in anguish against the barbaric will of man to main and butcher one another — Linda Goodnight

Legionares are not afraid of dinner," Max growled, giving the taurg a dire glare. "Dinner is afraid of legionares. — Jim Butcher

Almost astride the Equator, night fell like a portcullis. The sun dropped below the horizon and suddenly all was dark. — Tim Butcher

Whatever happened to "Ia, Ia, Cthulu fthtagn"? ... No one has a sense of style anymore
-Harry Dresden — Jim Butcher

Loopy as a crochet convention. — Jim Butcher

The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the whole place to the ground. — Jim Butcher

You are the Worst Kind of Animal. A Butcher by Day and a Pussy Cat by Night. — Monroe Ariel

To create a kind of balance between a butcher and a sheep, you either take the knife from the butcher or teach the sheep how to use a knife! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

There is not much collective security in a flock of sheep on the way to the butcher. — Winston Churchill

Hillary Clinton, as an awful judge of the character of a dictator and butcher in the Middle East. Is she guilty or not guilty? — Chris Christie

I'm a wizard. That means I have power, and power and responsibility go hand in hand. — Jim Butcher

Look," I said. "Me and the island are . . . kind of partners." "Oh, right," Thomas said. He looked at Karrin and said, "Harry's a geosexual. — Jim Butcher

A statesman's words, like butcher's meat, should be well weighed. — Pearl Mary Teresa Craigie

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland. — Jim Butcher

Somewhere out there was a village I'd deprived of it's idiot. — Jim Butcher

Surely, that is merely a colorful euphemism, rather than a statement of desire. — Jim Butcher

I've had a tense couple of days. And I've got to tell you, burning someone's face off sounds like a great way to relax. — Jim Butcher

This is why you're all kernels and I'm a major general. 'Cause you got corn silk in your ears. — Jim Butcher

it would be a real pity to die when I'd finally put tabs on who had gotten me into this mess - — Jim Butcher

Nicodemus is a murderous murdering murderer ... — Jim Butcher

You need some time in a quiet place, boss. Unkink your brain's do. Mellow your vibe." "Thank you, Doctor Fraud, — Jim Butcher

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat. — Jim Butcher

She had never gotten it through her gentle head that there was a time for a soft paw and a time for red claws. — Jim Butcher

Who finds the heifer dead and bleeding fresh And sees fast-by a butcher with an axe, But will suspect 'twas he that made the slaughter? — William Shakespeare

Death should be a learning experience, after all, or what's the point? — Jim Butcher

She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice. — Jim Butcher

He had hard, steady eyes, and all the comforting, reassuring charm of a dental drill. - Harry Dresden describing Morgan — Jim Butcher

I parked somewhere where I would probably get a ticket. I planned to ignore it. Anarchists have a much easier time finding parking spots. — Jim Butcher

As a whole, people suck. But a person can be extraordinary — Jim Butcher

As a whole, people suck," I replied. "But a person can be extraordinary. — Jim Butcher

Speak, then, manling," said Mother Winter. "You have a little time left. — Jim Butcher

[Mab] was pale, beautiful on a scale that beggared simple description, and I harbored a healthy and rational terror of her. — Jim Butcher

You always a wiseass?" "No. Sometimes I'm asleep." He — Jim Butcher

Magic is a lot like language: it's all about stringing things together,
linking one thing with another, one idea with another. — Jim Butcher

The Shroud was old, and regarded as special, and people believed in it. That could be enough to give it a kind of power, all by itself. — Jim Butcher

It's not everyone who can teach you something about faith without saying a word to do it. — Jim Butcher

A refined sort of butcher, a woman is. — John Osborne

I brought the Beetle to life with a roar. Well. Not really a roar. A Volkswagen Bug doesn't roar. But it sort of growled ... — Jim Butcher

I don't go to the mall a lot 'cause girls scream and run at me, and I get shy. — Paul Butcher

In for a sheep, in for a gargant. — Jim Butcher

You can tell a great deal about a person by looking at the people who share his life. Isana — Jim Butcher

Freedom is like a man who kills himself
Each night, an incessant butcher, whose knife
Grows sharp in blood. — Wallace Stevens

Hi, God, it's me, Harry. Please don't turn me into a pillar of salt. — Jim Butcher

A good butcher is important to have. It's like a shrink. — Carson Daly

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles! — Jim Butcher

A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food. — John Harvey Kellogg

...as nervous as a bird in a coal mine. — Jim Butcher

I can disintegrate a virgin's inhibitions at fifty paces, but I can't last two weeks at a job where I'm wearing a stupid hairnet and a paper hat. — Jim Butcher

So you really could die. Your godmother is right, you know. You are mad as a hatter. Nutty as a fruitcake." "Crazy like a fox," I said. — Jim Butcher

This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight. — Jim Butcher

Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day," I said. "But set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. Tao of Pratchett. — Jim Butcher

That's the great thing about being a wizard. I can always tell myself, honestly, that things could be worse. — Jim Butcher

seeing a wizard cut loose can do that to — Jim Butcher

In the Midwest, if you show up to a college town on a weekend, you risk running into a football game. — Jim Butcher

Speak only to those who listen. Anything else is a waste of breath. The answers to your questions were there, if you listened for them. — Jim Butcher

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven. — Jim Butcher

Dawn is significant, magically speaking. It is a time of new beginnings. — Jim Butcher

A lot can change in a year. — Jim Butcher

I mean, a lot of teenage guys fail in their first relationships.
Not many of them murder the girl involved. — Jim Butcher

If she were in a race for her life, that roar was the starter pistol. If God were the referee, He had just shouted Go. — Jim Butcher

Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly. — Jim Butcher

Children run everywhere for a reason--it's fun. Grown-ups can forget that sometimes. — Jim Butcher

Hope is a force of nature. Don't let anyone tell you different. — Jim Butcher

You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony. — Jim Butcher

As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination. — George Bernard Shaw

More than anything, she wanted to be someplace warm and safe
but duty was a cold and barren shelter for a wounded spirit. — Jim Butcher

We headed toward the creepy old slaughterhouse full of dangerous beings. Which ... pretty much tells you what kind of day I was having, right there. — Jim Butcher

Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding! — Jim Butcher

I just stood there staring, because while I've seen a lot of weird things, I hadn't ever seen that. — Jim Butcher

But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea. — Jim Butcher

A duel would mean a fair fight, and I hate fair fights. In the words of a murderous Faerie Queen, they're too easy to lose. Of — Jim Butcher

it's depressing
what a man
can get used to — Raegan Butcher

Bad breath and butt smell; that is prison, in a nutshell. — Raegan Butcher

I've never lost a duel to the death. Not one. — Jim Butcher

Fear is a funny thing. In the right light, even tiny and insignificant fears can suddenly grow, swelling up to monstrous proportions. — Jim Butcher

I don't duel, boy. I kill as a soldier kills, which is as a butcher kills, as quickly, efficiently, and with as least risk to myself as I can arrange. — Lois McMaster Bujold

Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy. — Jim Butcher