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Finn was an enigma wrapped in a riddle coated in misdirection. He was a burrito of dishonesty.
— Molly Harper
When I'm treating myself, it's a full-on burrito, all loaded up!
— Jenna Ushkowitz
Eating a burrito is like eating a living, breathing organism - you can feel the burrito's ingredients sigh inside with each bite, each squeeze.
— Gustavo Arellano
My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with. As
— Michael Chabon
Fuck me. I'm a rock star. And all I really wanted was a burrito.
— Richard Kadrey
Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you'll still fart.
— Martyn V. Halm
This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!
— Lisi Harrison
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.
— Lisi Harrison
I'll have the Walk of Shame burrito.
— Tracy March
Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
— Rick Riordan
I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.
— Mitch Hedberg
My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.
— Michael Chabon
I wanted a frozen burrito. Sara died for that.
— Brandon Sanderson
And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.
— Christopher Moore
Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito.
— Gabrielle Reece
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
— Mitch Hedberg
I am in love with this burrito. I would marry it if I didn't want to eat it so badly." "The tragedy of true love," Cade whispered. — Cora Carmack
My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco,
— Janet Evanovich